NAME: Raymond Ayala aka Daddy Yankee

AGE: 28 (He’s a February Aquarius just like me! Yay!)

HEIGHT: Dunno

WEIGHT: Dunno

WHY SHOULD SUSHI BE EATEN OFF HIM? Because he’s fine and all Puerto Rican and fine and cute and fine! And did I mention he was cute and fine?

WHEN SHOULD YOU EAT SUSHI OFF HIM? Right after he rocks the mic at one of his sold out concerts but before the groupies sink their teeth into him

WHERE SHOULD YOU BE WHEN YOU EAT THE SUSHI OFF HIM? In the back seat of his draped up, drop top caddie

FROM WHAT PART OF HIS BODY SHOULD YOU EAT THE SUSHI? Those beautiful lips!

HOW SHOULD YOU EAT SUSHI OFF HIM? Like he was the last Alcapurria you were ever going to get!

PROPENSITY FOR VIOLENCE: Medium. He may be a stereotypical “Fiery Latino”.

STALKER QUOTIENT: -600 (increases exponentially if you refuse to throw ya hands in the air and wave’em like you just don’t care)

SHOULD/COULD/WOULD YOU QUIT YOUR JOB FOR HIM? You ain’t said nothing but a word! I don't mind living in Puerto Rico!

IS HE WORTH BEING PHOTOGRAPHED GIVING KARL ROVE A TONGUE BATH WHILE BEING ANALLY PROBED BY RICK SANTORUM AND SPANKED BY “SCOOTER” LIBBY? H to tha…E to tha…L to tha…L to tha…NO!

IF HE WANTED TO USE YOUR PLACE AS A SAFE HOUSE WHILE AVOIDING CAPTURE AND CERTAIN PROSECUTION BY THE FEDS FOR CARJACKING JUDGE SAMUEL ALITO AND HOLDING HIM HOSTAGE UNTIL DUBBYA WAS OUT OF OFFICE? You ain’t said nothing but a word…

WOULD YOU HELP HIM BITCH SLAP SYLVESTER STALLONE TO STOP HIM FROM MAKING ANOTHER “ROCKY” MOVIE? Sigh…of course I would! Guantanamo Bay and Abu Gharib aren’t the only place you can be tortured. Your neighborhood Loews Cineplex can feel like an auto da fé sometimes…

¡Muévalo hermoso! ¡Hágame la sensación mi amor! – GD

Below is my list of the males of the species I’d like to sup with…or would that be sup off? Sup on? It really doesn’t matter because none of then would have the frijoles to let me do it! Okay, maybe Che would if he were still alive. And I’m sure Senator Obama would if he weren’t happily married and I know Jack Johnson would if he were still alive but the others? Hell NO! What bloody cowards…

Adrian Brody
Al Gore
Andre 3000
Barack Obama
Benicio Del Toro
Bruce Lee
Cary Grant
Che Guevara
Chow Yun-Fat
Colin Farrell
Daniel Craig
Dave Matthews
David Bowie
Djimon Hounsou
Dominic Purcell
Dwayne Johnson aka The Rock
Eddie Vedder
Eric Bana
Ewan McGregor
Frédéric Michalak
Gael Garcia-Bernal
Gavin Henson
Gene Kelly
Henry Cele
Hill Harper
Hugh Jackman (as Wolverine)
Ian Thorpe
Jack Johnson
James Stewart
Jim Kelly
John Mayer
Joshua Jackson
Juan Gonzales
Keanu Reeves
Ken Watanabe
Lemar Obika
Lennox Lewis
Lewis Taylor
Luke Wilson
Ma'a Nonu
Malili "Mils" Muliaina
Massimiliano Rosolino
Matthew McConaughey
Michael A. Rae, Ph.D.
Michael Phelps
Mos Def
Orlando Bloom
Paul Walker
Rakim
Raymond Ayala aka Daddy Yankee
Robert DeNiro
Roberto Clemente
Russell Crowe (as Maximus)
Samuel Le Bihan
Sean Paul
Steve Jobs
Tupac Shakur
Tyrese
Wentworth Miller
Wes Anderson

Glamour Diva reserves the right to delete from or add to this list whenever she sees fit. If your "hunk of burning love" is absent from this list then I am not sorry to say that I do not care! However, if you’d like to debate the issue with me please feel free to email Miss Sakamoto with your worthy candidates. I might respond or maybe not. How can you possible expect me to concentrate on your petty concerns when the universe is expanding! Geeeeeez but you are a selfish Nelly!