I really debated posting this information. Not because I give a damn about the subject of this really juicy gossip but because I didn’t want to get all our Dear Readers excited, thinking we were back to blogging…because we aren’t! No this is just some really good gossip that I simply had to share with you! Unless you’ve already heard it then never mind. But for all of you who don’t know…THIS ONE’S FOR YOU BIOTCHES!

How many times do I have to say
To get away-get gone
Flip your shit past another lasses
Humble dwelling
You got your game, made your shot, and you got away
With a lot, but I'm not turned-on
So put away that meat you're selling
Cuz I do know what's good for me-
And I've done what I could for you
But you're not benefiting, and yet I'm sitting
Singing again, sing, sing again
How can I deal with this, if he won't get with this
M'I gonna heal from this; he won't admit to it
Nothing to figure out; I gotta get him out
It's time the truth was out that he don't give a
Shit about me
Get Gone - Fiona Apple

Are you ready? Okay…

Nonu got a baby ya’ll! Yes, THAT Nonu! No really, MA’A NONU of the 13-inch penis* and the 13-ounce brain** managed to get a woman pregnant! I know! I didn’t believe it when I read it either! But it’s so true! But wait, there’s more! The little bundle of sweetness and light is a BOY! God help him if he was born with his daddy’s eyebrows…but I digress…

But wait, there’s STILL more! The most shocking and inexplicable part of this whole sordid story is the incredible fact that the mother is NOT a white woman! No seriously yo! Not only is she not a white woman, she’s actually…get this…SAMOAN! To quote my source, who knew?! But more to the point, who would ever expect it? Lord knows the ‘Nesian brothas love themselves some white women! Unfortunately Nonu has already dumped her and moved on the next cum bucket…er, I mean Child of God. My guess is that he shut her down as soon as she told him she was in a gravid state! Which lead Ms. GD to postulate the following:

One day, nine months ago in Wellington, New Zealand in the parking lot of the local ghetto McDonald's at 9am on a Sunday morning just before church…

Unfortunate Samoan Lass: Hey Ma’a baby what’s up?
Nonu: [Ignores her and continues to talk to his boys about beer, sex, Hip Hop, sex, whiskey, sex, rugby, sex, corn beef and vodka…and sex]
USL: Ma’a please, I really need to talk to you!
Nonu: [Sighs heavily] What bitch!?
USL: I um, well you see Ma’a I um, well you remember two weeks ago when we were at your Mama’s house and I spent the night? You know, when she went to Auckland with your daddy and your brothers and your sisters and your nieces and your nephews and your cousins and your five play cousins and your Auntie Clarice who’s really not your Aunt but a family friend and…?
Nonu: Damn bitch is there a point in this shit?
USL: Well, um see we …
Nonu: Fucked! And?
USL: Okay yes but you said you didn’t have anymore condoms and I said I wasn’t on the pill and you said, “Well bitch I guess you better think positive thoughts ‘cause I’m ‘bout to nut” and…
Nonu: Bitch you fo real need to say what you wanna say! [Raises hand in classic pre-pimp slap formation]
USL: I’M PREGNANT!
Nonu: Bitch is this a muthafuckin hoaks?

Hey, you keep fucking you're bound to knock someone up, or get knocked up right? It was just a matter of time really. Soooooo – to totally misquote Beyoncé – He didn’t like it so he didn’t put a ring on it! [Everybody sing!] Wooohoh oh oh oh ohoh ah oh ohohoh!

Until next time Dear Readers!

Smooches,
Glamour Diva

P.S. Congratulations to Mils Muliaina and his thievin’ wife Haley! They are the proud parents of a bouncing baby something or other. Honestly I was too upset to give a good gotdamn! It’s over. Haley ain’t never leaving his tight, succulent little ass now! Sigh. Still no word on Tialata, Sally, Tialata’s trouser snake and the possibility of more ‘Nesian rugby babies. Sigh.

* That was for you gM! Luv ya!
**You see this is funny because the average human brain weighs about 3-pounds.

Don't be shy Dear Readers! If you have any gossip on any rugby player by all means drop us an email at rugbygossip@yahoo.com or Bebo and let us know. We don't discriminate, we'll take gossip on any player from any part of the world. Don't let the gossip die people!

galaxyMafia put this latest Tialata vid up on YouBoob, er Tube just a week ago and already close to 700 fools, ah, folks have looked at it. . .hmmmm? Usually, it takes a good six months to get that many hits for a vid of the fat, dark prop but, who knows, eh. . .? It's funny cause somebody only gave me 2 frickin' stars!!!!!!!!!

Anyhoo. . .here it is.
The song is "Feel like a woman" by MJ Blige


copyright 2008. . .galaxyMafia

Not that you give a ish but. . .when we last left our fat, dark antihero, he had just discovered www.sexandthesushi.blogspot.com, and he was pissed. Like, hands around Richie McCaw's neck pissed. And he vowed to get those Sushi b!tches!!!

In Tialata's Revenge, part 2, you'll find a new format (avec music. . .feelin' kinda French at the moment for some odd reason) and that our fat, dark antihero has come up with a diabiolical plot to put ya girls in tha dirt!!!!

And now, w/o further ado about nothing. . .



copyright 2008. . .galaxyMafia

Here's galaxyMafia's latest foolishness. . .
And for those of you wondering what the song is, it's "Sell Me Candy" by Rihanna. . .

Lyrics below should explain why I picked it. . .other than the fact that I know Ms. GD will instantly fear and loathe it even though she ain't up in Vegas. . .(RIP Hunter Thompson!!!!!)

Sell Me Candy lyrics

[Verse 1]
Sell me candy like it’s summer when it’s melting in my hands
I know you’re around like the ice cream man
I can hear you calling, whisper something in my ear
You seem like sugar, tell me what I wanna hear
I’m weak by your touch and when it’s melting on my lips
I run through my body when you lick my fingertips
You’re selling me a fantasy that I want to explore
It sounds so good it’s got me rotten to the core

[Bridge:]

Talk to me
Take care of my dreams
All I need
Is you beside me
It’s destiny
Just let it be
If words can speak
Then baby sell it to me

[Chorus:]
Sell me candy, sell me love, sell me heaven, sell me doves
What’s the charge? What’s the cost?
(I’m the daddy)… you the boss.

[Verse 2]
You could be a professional, boy you make a sale
I try to resist but every time I fail
The one temptation that I gotta endure
The running through my body now you’re knocking at my door
A thin little kiss and your call is really sweet
But the shawty that you’re rocking is nothing like me
You’re selling me a fantasy that I want to explore
It sounds so good it’s got me rocking through the core (you know…)

[Bridge]
Talk to me
Take care of my dreams
All I need
Is you beside me
It’s destiny
Just let it be
If words can speak
Then baby sell it to me

[Chorus]
Sell me candy, sell me love, sell me heaven, sell me doves
What’s the charge? What’s the cost?
(I’m the daddy)… you the boss.

[Verse 3]
I wanna play… more than you know
So don’t you leave… and don’t you go
I want it all… until time falls
His arms… I want to roam
I want to love… give him my trust
I want to live… for both of us
I want to breathe you… lay on your shoulder
I want to warm you… when nights get colder
I want love… love… loveI want love… love… love

[Bridge]
Talk to me
Take care of my dreams
All I need
Is you beside me
It’s destiny
Just let it be
If words can speak
Then baby sell it to me

[Chorus]
Sell me candy, sell me love, sell me heaven, sell me doves
What’s the charge? What’s the cost?
(I’m the daddy)… you the boss.

copyright 2008. . .galaxyMafia

In this episode The Sushi Girls™ are “Lettin’ Go!” of all their decorum and good sense as they flagellate themselves with more Super 14! Grab your towels and your holy water as your girls: ponder the “’Nesian Grimace”, explore New Zealand’s bizarre immigration policies and the insanity that is NZ news, bemoan the introduction of the odious Masoe Cam in lieu of The Nonu Cam, muse on the utter hotness that is “Jose” Gear and his magnificent chesticles, lay out Warren Gatland’s deliciously evil plot to ruin the Chiefs, mull over the amount and texture of the pubic hair had by Jerry Collins and Neemia Tialata, discuss their plans to visit the new Tongan nature preserve at Dallas’ DFW Airport, debate the apparent nepotism of Tamiti Ellison and his bloated less cute brother Jacob and the dirtiest, filthiest, bawdiest most obscene sex talk yet! Oh, and much, much more!

Podcast Further Information

Crème de la Mer

Van Dyke Beard

Lamb Chomp

Brave New World by Aldous Huxley

Cheaters

The Wild Man of Borneo

Wolf Tales by Kate Douglas

Susan Johnson (Historic Romance Novelist)

Janelle Monáe – Lettin’ Go!


Bun B Feat. Sean Kingston – That’s Gangsta


Now without further ado, this week's podcast…



Brumbies Vs. Hurricanes – Commentary recorded Friday, March 21

If the player doesn't work click here. (right click to download)

If you'd like to watch this game while listening to our commentary you may download it at Media Zone . Click on The Rugby Channel then choose the appropriate game.

Hate it or love it we want to hear from YOU! Send all your complements, questions, suggestions, and complaints to Ms. GD and gM at the_sushi_diaries@yahoo.com. If we really dig your comments we’ll give you a shout out during the next podcast!

Smooches,
Glamour Diva and galaxyMafia

Sacred Heart of Jesus pic found here.

. . .well, galaxyMafia was bored again, and decided to fool around with some footage of the mammoth prop. . .


copyright 2008. . .galaxyMafia

copyright 2007

Warning Signs

One day, it’s “I changed my mind”
The next day, “You make me sick”
Don’t like my choices
Can’t make the decision stick
And deep in my heart,
I don’t care that he’s fat
I see his pics, and I say
“I wanna climb on that”
And I know you’re his girl
You’re gonna be his wife
Hey, sweetie, don’t trip, don’t pull no knife
I’m too far away to cause any strife
Yeah, bitch, you have a reason to smile
A reason to be glad for the miles
Between me and him
If not for that ocean, your chances would be slim
You’d have to watch ya back, ‘cause I’d be like the grim
Reaper, detonating your relationship, ripping it apart
I’d pry open your hand, snatch away his heart
But for right now, don’t worry
I really ain’t in no hurry
To get to NZ but, you never know
So don’t be a silly ho
Put tha n!gga on lock, and swallow the key
Cause if I come down there
He’ll be all on me
And you’ll wonder why,
And all you’ll do is cry
Be on suicide watch, wanting to die
And you won’t believe it, won’t understand
How I walked in ya house, and stole ya man
So you got him right now
But you don’t get a gold star
He’d be with galaxyMafia
If she weren’t so far. . .
. . .above him. . .

copyright 2007. . .galaxyMafia asks that you please not take this to heart. . .she was bored at her computer and didn't have sh!t else to do. . .she is NOT trying to take Neemia from "Sally"; galaxyMafia is a nice Southen girl and she is willing to share. . .

…But they are sure as hell acting like it with all the bitching, whining, blame placing and acting out!

In this episode The Sushi Girls™ manage to not fall to pieces while watching the All Black’s early departure from the Rugby World Cup! Squeal as your girls cogitate the reasons why the country of New Zealand has failed to make more of an impression on the American public, discuss life lessons gleaned from NFL player Michael Strahan’s new book and how said lessons may be applied to rugby, play Deal or No Deal: Rugby Edition, delight in galaxyMafia’s theory on why Neemia Tialata refers to himself as “Batman”, introduce their new famous Bebo contact – Flo from Down Low with Flo, chortle as your girls consider “Death By Lauaki”, debate the appropriateness of comparing the tragedy of 9/11 to losing a rugby match, investigate Glamour Diva’s dissatisfaction with podcasting in a vacuum, explore the homoerotism of the scrum and the dirty little things that go on inside it, a new musical Sione Time and much, much more!

Podcast Further Information

Inside the Helmet: Life as a Sunday Afternoon Warrior – Michael Strahan

Wit

The Other Umaga and The Other Nonu

Down Low with Flo

S.O.S. Band – Take Your Time


Kevin Michael – Vicki Secrets


Now without further ado, this week's podcast…

Warning: this podcast is definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK so download our foolishness at your peril…


New Zealand Vs. France – Commentary recorded Friday, October 12

If you'd like to watch this game while listening to our commentary you may download it at Media Zone . Click on The Rugby Channel then choose the appropriate game.

Hate it or love it we want to hear from YOU! Send all your complements, questions, suggestions, and complaints to Ms. GD and gM at the_sushi_diaries@yahoo.com. If we really dig your comments we’ll give you a shout out during the next podcast!

Smooches,
Glamour Diva and galaxyMafia

As you know, galaxyMafia is indisposed at the moment. In her stead, I, the BESPECKELED GODDESS, will post on topics of interest. . .

To wit, it is a known fact that most NFL football players make a more money than their scrummaging counterpoints. The difference in salaries is astounding, staggering. Carl Hayman, the world’s number one prop, will receive roughly one million dollars for signing with a team in England.

Contrastingly, LaDainian Tomlinson, of the San Diego Chargers, will make close to one hundred million. . .and he doesn’t have to play as many games, risk life-threatening injury. . .or wear pearls. . .

Yes, pearls. . .

You see, most NFL players, when looking for adornments for the ear, will drop five hundred large for Graff bling.

Not so our ruggers from New Zealand.

Today’s young, brash rugby player wears pearls instead of diamonds. . .and not even the marginally expensive black pearl from Tahiti. . .

Just ask Neemia Tialata.

He wears a pearl earring. . .that he purloined from his mum.

















And this is the bloke your galaxyMafia wanted to have hapas with. . .?

copyright 2007. . .Bespeckled Goddess for galaxyMafia

THE CORSICAN ADVENTURE. . .



"Three Hamos and a big Tongan nigga was sitting on a boat. . ."

Well, y’all, it depends on which sports hack you get to spin the tale.

Here’s the headline on Yahoo!Xtra: Rugby: TIALATA SURVIVES COMEBACK MATCH

Comeback match. . .? Where did he come back from. . .? From KFC. . .? From eating corn beef and taro with his sister (and freakish look-alike) Noyah. . .?

They act like the boy’s been gone for years, as though he’s been training for his moment in the sun, again, in some basement with Burgess Meredith, or something.

Contrastingly, over at the official All Blacks website, you’ll find, TIALATA SHINES IN LIONS’ WIN.

Now, that’s the All Blacks putting a nice coat of gloss on their “prized pig” as Ms. GD likes to call him.

The Yahoo! article describes Tialata’s play as “impressive”; the All Blacks website credits him with having “deft” passing skills – and they use the word deft twice – so which is it? Impressive, or deft? What’s the difference? And does it matter. . .?

Maybe it would matter if this were a normal game for Tialata, and not one in which he was desperately trying to save his ass.

Yeah, Yeah. . .Tialata tore da roof off tha motha. . .

But, you see, he had to, he had no choice. . .he knew he had to protect his spot on the World Cup team. Tialata had to play like the souls of his unborn hapa (half-Samoan/half-white) children were at stake. . .or risk losing his place to that brash, KFC-lovin’ upstart, John Schwalger.

After Tialata was unceremoniously knocked tha fcuk out by Newland – to the delight of rugby fans all over who celebrated his concussion – galaxyMafia is quite certain that Darth Siddous and his council of Sith lords. . .

Oh, wait. . .forgive galaxyMafia, she meant to say, she is quite certain that. . .Graham Henry and his assistant coaches and selectors called a secret emergency special session to assess Tialata’s condition. . .that is, to determine if tha n!gga had lost any value, if he would still be useful to them. . .

So. . .Tialata did what all ‘Nesian rugby players HAVE to do when they get hurt. . .

He proved to the All Blacks PTB that he was worthy of being on the RWC squad, that they hadn’t made the wrong decision, that they didn’t need to kick him to the curb and take up with Schwalger. . .

Because Tialata may love him some taro but, he ain’t just another dumb, corn-beef eatin’ hamo. He knew his situation was different from the situation of another big prop who we’ll call. . .how about. . .Greg Sommerville!!

Peep dis. . .

Tialata and Greg Sommerville have a few things in common. . .

1) they’re both hover up there around 6ft, and
2) they’re both sacks of frozen lard, nearly 300 pounds, and
3) they’re both “versatile” props, able to play either tighthead or loosehead

But, there is one crucial, important difference between the two pumpkin-head, mountainous men, and we all know what it is. . .

Tialata is Samoan; ergo, it doesn’t matter that he proved himself a worthy, talented prop all during the Super 14, and those AB tests (gM forgets where they were). . .it doesn’t matter that he turned down a very lucrative deal with France to re-sign with the NZRU for what probably amounts to a few shekels of silver. . .

When Tialata got knocked out, he still had to prove he would be advantageous to the RWC team. That’s why he was flown to the capital from the AB training ground to play in the Wellington game against Tasman. Because Ted & Co wanted to see some returns on their investment, if you will.

Keep in mind, Mr. Sommerville (or, is that Greg’s father?) wasn’t sent to play.

And this is the same Sommerville who went down like the Titanic light years ago in South Africa with an injury to his Achilles heel that kept him out of match play (which the selectors say is so crucial in determining if a player is fit for the squad) for all of Super 14 and the recent AB tests.

And yet, the council of Sith lords. . .uh, the AB selectors still kept a spot open for Sommerville, denying Schwalger the right to play in France.

Sommerville hasn’t had to play in any ANZC games. . .

Because he doesn’t have to prove himself. . .because he ain’t no ‘Nesian. And folks are starting to scratch their heads about this. . .Tialata has to play but Sommerville doesn’t? What’s up with that?

Well, listen to Darth Maul. . .uh, Steve Hansen, try to explain this ish. . .

"I guess a lot of people would suggest why haven't we done it with Greg Somerville," [Hansen] said. "Greg has been able to train right through for a long time, apart from 10 days with his eye. He as well came through yesterday (versus the Barbarians) well. And we just didn't feel he needed the game as much as (Tialata)."

Huh. . .?

OK, lemme see if I got this. . .a man who hasn’t had any serious, quality match or test play since the beginning of 2006 (and it’s damn near 2008) plays well in some candy ass mock rugby game against a group of wusses (the Barbarians) who were too star struck to give the players any real competition and you say that’s enough to convince you he’s right for the team. . .??

Steve Hansen, you ain’t R. Kelly. . .don’t piss on me and call it rain, okay?

Anyway, did Tialata shine, or survive?

The ABs, of course, are going to dress this pig up and put lip gloss on it but, I think Yahoo!Xtra: Rugby was on point. . .because Tialata was, indeed, fighting for his seat on the plane bound for Paris!

copyright 2007. . .galaxyMafia will back with more on Neemia's ear! And poor Nonu! But, she's got other ish to do so. . .

galaxyMafia was trolling Bebo (yes, she knows she needs a life) and came across a profile of a girl calling herself "Noyah". . .

This girl looked SO MUCH like like Neemia that gM could not help but surmise: "This girl must be Ney's sister!!"

WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The NOSE!!

The LIPS!!

The EYES!!!

Surely these two sprang from the head of the same Samoan!!





Check it closely. . .nose, lips (same shape) and eyes (again, same shape)

. . .and look, they both LOVE Dexter. . .

Noyah and Dexter

copyright 2007. . .galaxyMafia. . .needs to stay off Bebo!

Good GRAVY!!!

galaxyMafia is gone for eight (8) days and the (rugby) world has gone CRAZY!!!

Imagine her surprise when she came back (after spending time at camp with kids from my church AND having no Internet or newspaper access – which was kinda nice, actually) and found out that TIALATA had got stone cold knocked the fudge out!!!

The headline was disturbing. . .

WELLINGTON FLOORED AFTER NEWLAND’S PUNCH KOs ALL-BLACK TIALATA

I couldn’t believe it!

Not Tialata! Not the big, massive, mountainous tighthead/loosehead!! And yet, as you’ve probably already seen on YouTube, it was like, timber! and he fell like a Samoan palm tree!!

"This must," gM deduced, "have been a devious plot cooked up by that vengeful Richie McCaw (sorry, Rose. . .if you're still even reading)!"



Clint Newland - the Hawke's Bay
prop is being suspended 10
weeks for clockin' Tialata. But, if
it's any vindication (and galaxyMafia
suspects it isn't), folks on YouTube
are mighty proud of him for giving
Neemia a concussion!

Kinda looks like a henchman for
McCaw, don't he?










Neemia - at training the next
day after the punch. Check out
the hood pulled over the head,
obscuring most of the face.
Don't suppose the big prop is
feeling a wee bit like a candy
ass, eh. . .?











SPECIAL TREAT!!!
Watch Neemia hit tha' pitch!! (If you haven't already, that is. . .)



copyright 2007. . .galaxyMafia

The Sushi Girls Need Your Help!

You love gossip and we love bringing it to you but we can’t do it alone! So we’re putting the call out to all our Dear Readers in New Zealand, Australia and Europe and asking you to help us make our blog, nay YOUR blog, better for you! We want to deputize a few hundred or so “Moles” to go out there, get the gossip and bring it in dead or alive for our new rugby themed celebrity gossip podcast – Caught Out There with The Sushi Girls! What’s in it for me you ask? Well other than our love and appreciation you get the thrill of calling out your favorite player and putting his business on blast all over the Internet!

We do have a few rules though and they are as follows:

• When you send us the gossip, either through email of Skype, please include your real name and the real name of the player you’re reporting on. We won’t use your name but we need it just the same.
• All gossip will be presented as Blind Items. We can’t use real names because that would be slander which is illegal in most countries.
• If you have photographs we’ll use them but they must be your property! Taking personal photos from someone without their express consent is stealing and illegal in most countries.
• And last but most importantly...we’d prefer your gossip be true or at least have the ring of truth about it. We understand if you have an axe to grind with a particular player but out and out lies, no matter how salacious and juicy, are just cruel and The Sushi Girls are honest…never cruel.
  

Well. . .galaxyMafia is sure she doesn't have to tell you that Graham "Ted" Henry picked his RWC team. . .here's the link, read it for ya damn self: http://yahooxtra.net.nz/rugby/0,,14661-7662735,00.html



One notable inclusion. . .our very own "Sexy" Sione Lauaki. . .I think it's funny that Ted relegated him to the Junior ABs and yet picked him for the WC. . .to me, it seems Ted was letting Mr. Lauaki know where he stands in the pecking order, and I'm sure Ted would rather have picked Mose Tuiali'i to back up Rodney "Release these people" So'oialo and that punk b!tch Chris Masoe.

BUT, Mose sucked wet cat fur this season and Ted had no other choice. . .we will see if Lauaki gets any playing time. . .

Lauaki seemed surprised to be picked, as well. Indeed, on the team pic, he looked rather bewildered. . .then again, I'm sure most things (like multiplication and correct subject-verb agreement) confound and amaze Wax so it wasn't too surprising. Still, you have to wonder what he will do with his hair now that he's going to the big dance.

Anyway. . .congrats Sione. . .ya got what ya prayed for. . .hope it makes ya happy and keeps ya out of tha fetal position at night.





One notable exclusion. . .Piri "Junk in tha trunk" Weepu.
Quelle surprise!! WOW!!! The guy who thinks of Graham Henry as a "grandfather" got the red-hot shaft right in tha ass!! Ted picked Weepu for these past tests BUT told tha n!gga "to tha left, to tha left" when it came time to pick the scrum-half for WC. I suppose Piri is on "suicide watch" now that he's been tossed aside like an empty can of Hormel corned beef - after Tialata devoured the contents, of course!!

And one lemon. . .Isaia "Ice" Toeava. . .well, what can you say? Ted likes the cut of this n!gga's jibe and was itching to include him so. . .now you can scratch Ted. . .you can scratch all day. Hopefully, the other guys will be mindful of that lemon juice Toeava squirts. . .otherwise, it's gonna be a sad day in NZ when them candy asses don't bring home the trophy.




TIALATA NEWS. . .

For those who give a rat's ass (and it might only be White Chocolate), TIALATA has a bitch named SALLY who is very attentive and fixes him dinner - and of course, she doesn't have to write out a long, involved grocery list because we all know dat
n!gga loves his corned beef and taro. So, she doesn't know how to do Samoan dances well, and that peeves TIALATA but not enough to stop him from buying a house with her, or paying her Internet bill. SALLY wanted to give TIALATA a 25th birthday party but tha n!gga declined. Probably wanted to go Rarotonga for chicken and hos.

SALLY is the reason TIALATA didn't sign with that France team (if you care Chou Chou, that's the reason. . .I suspect you might not, though). TIALATA is planning to marry her and they'll have some half-Samoan kids and God bless 'em because they'll be doing what the Lord told them to do. . .unlike galaxyMafia who'll end up a barren, old hag. . .she'll be RICH but she'll be a barren, old hag so who will give a rat's ass. . .?

copyright 2007. . .galaxyMafia is surprised she isn't more happy for Sione since she's always bitchin' about how Ted hates him. . .guess that's what turned her on. . .this tension and animosity between Ted and Wax. . .it helped GM to hate Ted and root for Wax but now the
n!gga is on the team so. . .ain't no need in crying for dat big Tongan mothafucka, is it?

Well. . .here's yet another video for Mr. Tialata, and once again, galaxyMafia finds herself conflicted. . .should she continue to pursue this man (and by pursue, she means should she give a rat's ass about him) or leave him to Sally. . .

And what of Mr. Lauaki. . .??? Now that he is growing his hair back, things are definitely looking up. . .

YOU DECIDE. . .that is, if you give a rat's ass. . .and you probably don't and really, I don't blame you because most of the time, I don't either. . .

Anyhoo. . .take a look. . .



copyright 2007. . .galaxyMafia can't wait to get her new software!!!!!!!

My Sexy Dream

Dear Neemia,

I had such a salacious dream about you last night! We were at mango tree, only we were both naked, which was weird. So then we started flirting but you said, "Wait! I forgot to bring a banana." Suddenly, in walks Big Bird and you yelled "gotta have faith" and we all start scratching like crazy. Then a parade of pineapples went marching by. Everything after that is kind of fuzzy, but I did wake up this morning feeling really gregarious. It just goes to show, that's what happens when you eat corned beef before bedtime!

Love, galaxyMafia