My Sexy Dream
I had such a salacious dream about you last night! We were at mango tree, only we were both naked, which was weird. So then we started flirting but you said, "Wait! I forgot to bring a banana." Suddenly, in walks Big Bird and you yelled "gotta have faith" and we all start scratching like crazy. Then a parade of pineapples went marching by. Everything after that is kind of fuzzy, but I did wake up this morning feeling really gregarious. It just goes to show, that's what happens when you eat corned beef before bedtime!