In the immortal words of Florida Evans of Good Times, "DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!!!!"

I’ve changed my mind! I think Michael Phelps is now my baby daddy. I’m so sorry Wentworth but I’ve been lusting after MP for several years now…before it was legal to do so…and I just can’t give him up that easily. Maybe we could work out a deal? I’ll take you on Monday and Wednesday, Michael on Tuesday and Thursday and the rest of the week I can keep clear for anyone else that strikes my fancy (Wink, wink!) and oh yes…rest! I’ll need some rest after doing all the things I want to do to you and Mikey Mike... - GD