Wentworth Miller – The Obsession Continues
[Dear Karen and Richard Carpenter, I apologize for changing the lyrics of your beautiful song but Mr. Miller isn't a blue-eyed blonde. That said, on with the Shmaltz Fest that is (They Long To Be) Close To You by The Carpenters...]
Ms. GD isn’t just being a crazy, lust-sick fool! I really do love this song! I used to sing it to my nephew when he was a little baby. [Insert cooing noise here] Of course I still had to change the lyrics because he has light brown hair and eyes. - GD
