A few weeks ago I was bored at work and decided to write this. I wanted to sing it with galaxyMafia and put it up on the blog for everyone to laugh at but that never came to pass (And you know why gM!) so here it is in its written form. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. Like to hear it, here it go:

The 12 Days of A Nesian Rugby Christmas
Sung to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas"

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
a king sized can of corned beef.

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Two taro plants,
And a king sized can of corned beef.

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Three World Cup Dramas,
Two taro plants,
And a king sized can of corned beef.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Four Ta Moko,
Three World Cup Dramas,
Two taro plants,
And a king sized can of corned beef.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Five first five eights,
Four Ta Moko,
Three World Cup Dramas,
Two taro plants,
And a king sized can of corned beef.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Six bad dye jobs,
Five first five eights,
Four Ta Moko,
Three World Cup Dramas,
Two taro plants,
And a king sized can of corned beef.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Seven white women,
Six bad dye jobs,
Five first five eights,
Four Ta Moko,
Three World Cup Dramas,
Two taro plants,
And a king sized can of corned beef.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Eight All Blacks whining,
Seven white women,
Six bad dye jobs,
Five first five eights,
Four Ta Moko,
Three World Cup Dramas,
Two taro plants,
And a king sized can of corned beef.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Nine Tongans fighting,
Eight All Blacks whining,
Seven white women,
Six bad dye jobs,
Five first five eights,
Four Ta Moko,
Three World Cup Dramas,
Two taro plants,
And a king sized can of corned beef.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Ten cocky Samoans,
Nine Tongans fighting,
Eight All Blacks whining,
Seven white women,
Six bad dye jobs,
Five first five eights,
Four Ta Moko,
Three World Cup Dramas,
Two taro plants,
And a king sized can of corned beef.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Eleven Fijians flying,
Ten cocky Samoans,
Nine Tongans fighting,
Eight All Blacks whining,
Seven white women,
Six bad dye jobs,
Five first five eights,
Four Ta Moko,
Three World Cup Dramas,
Two taro plants,
And a king sized can of corned beef.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Twelve sex scandals,
Eleven Fijians flying,
Ten cocky Samoans,
Nine Tongans fighting,
Eight All Blacks whining,
Seven white women,
Six bad dye jobs,
Five first five eights,
Four Ta Moko,
Three World Cup Dramas,
Two taro plants,
And a king sized can of corned beef!

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

Smooches,
Glamour Diva