In Las Vegas to receive the ShoWest Male Star of the Year award (who the hell tallied those votes? Could they actually count? Somebody get me my damn abacus!), Matt Damon was trying to play poker at the Palms Casino but he wasn't succeeding because he was losing all his flippin' chips. So, titty baby that he is, the punk bitch got the owner to come over and "rub his chips". . no, I did not stutter, the owner rubbed Matt's chips. Yeah, I know what yer thinkin', and I think yer right. That whole "me and Ben are just friends" jabberwocky seems a tad putrid to me, too.

Can somebody please explain to me again why he was picked to play amnesaic assassin Jason Bourne. . .no, explain it to me like I'm stupid this time. . .cause I kinda like it when you think I'm stupid. . .

galaxyMafia
". . .ass up off the vig, bitch!"