Bitchings Abounding!
I need a major “Angst Letting” and since this is my damn blog I’m gonna do it here. My current bitchings are as follows (in no particular order):
What’s up with straight guy’s aversion to washing their stank asses and putting on clean damn clothes? That shit has ceased to be funny…like 40 years ago! Why must a guy be queer to have to give a damn about his personal hygiene? WASH YOUR NASTY ASSES STRAIGHT MEN!
Why are some of the most intolerant, bigoted, selfish, mean spirited people so religious? And why are some of the worst perpetrators of hate Christian? Call me crazy but I really don’t recall reading (Yes I have a King James Version of the Bible and a Good News version too) where Jesus did/said/incited hate. He was all about unity and love!
And while we’re on the subject of Jesus…where did Christians get the idea that Jesus was not Jewish? Why do we think the rules and customs of Judaism don’t apply to us? Where was the disconnect? Is it because the religion spread to so many different cultures that the customs of a small group of people didn’t seem to apply anymore? If you know please let me know ok?
Why are women so cruel to each other? Why do we go out of our way to break each other down to our base elements? There is no such thing as sisterhood. We are hateful, trifling, conniving wenches who want nothing more than to crush the spirit of the nearest female under our Manolo Blahnik heels! Fascism They Name Is Woman!
And speaking of fascist…political conservatives are some of the vilest human beings on the face of the planet. I mean really, what is the difference between Al Qaeda and anyone else who can’t rest until they make the whole world into their personal playground? If you removed the Islam factor and replaced it with…say…Seventh Day Adventist (and no I don’t have anything against SDAs!) would their ideas be easier to swallow?
Why are men such pussies nowadays? Listen up men: When we said we wanted you to change we didn’t mean change into women! All we wanted was your respect and an end to the superiority complex induced bullying. Take the tampons out of your asses and the maxi pads out of your ears and man up already! Stop pretending that gains made by women are losses to you. And as long as you make more money then us, don’t do your fair share of the house work, remain emotionally distant, and lie like dogs we will insist that you pay for everything! Those are the rules, FUCKIN’ DEAL WITH IT!
To the ladies…stop using your kids to get back at your ex. You’re fucking it up for the rest of us!
Let homosexuals get married already! Do you really think straight people have a monopoly of the 50% (and rising) divorce rate? Get over yourselves!
To the heterosexuals…once the conservatives/religious fanatics get rid of the gays, they’ll be coming after you too. You aren’t special. You aren’t safe. They won’t rest until you’re just as frustrated and repressed as they are. Don’t believe me? Take a closer look at the Defense of Marriage Act.
There is no such thing as race! There is no such thing as a “human subspecies”. We have many different cultures and but we are all one race – Human.
That felt great! Now back to your regularly scheduled program... - GD
