"Welcome Back, Lome"
[Sung in the key and style of the theme song to "Welcome Back, Kotter"]

Welcome Back,
When they didn’t let you start, we wondered why

Welcome back
‘cause you’re always guaranteed to make a try

Hosea Gear can’t take your place,
Can’t wait to see your handsome face

Try-scoring leader (try-scoring leader)
‘Canes know they need ya (Hell ya they need ya)

Thank God they made the switch
And put Lome on the pitch, welcome back

Welcome back
Welcome back
Welcome back

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