If you want something SUPER. . .try the BOWL!*
Whilst you’re waiting for Super 14. . .
Yes indeed, galaxyMafia knows you ladies love your rugby and your Super 14 however, she would like to remind you that we are quickly approaching the BIGGEST SPORTS EVENT IN THE WORLD. . .you ladies know what I mean. . .THA SUPER BOWL!!!
And this year, SUPER BOWL promises to be one of the highest rated and most watched as it features the NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS, who are looking to make history by completing a perfect season, and the NEW YORK GIANTS, a team hoping to rectify mistakes they made during their last trip to the big dance against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
With that prattling preamble outta the way, galaxyMafia thought she’d give you ladies a few reasons to tune in. . .a few tasty players, who may or may not be to your liking BUT, as Ms. GD always tells me when she’s introducing me to Ethnic food, how will you know you don’t like it if you don’t give it a try. . .
Well ladies, open wide. . .
IF you like your boys white, (semi) heroic, [robotic], and with lots of commercial endorsements like Richie McCaw and Dan Carter. . .
THEN you’re sure to love. . .TOM BRADY!!
Sure, Brady’s an prick, what with half-ass giving a sh!t about his kid – tha jerk wasn’t even there for the birth of his spitting image – but he’s classically handsome, he’s rich [and estimated $20million a year] and his endorsements [recently, $5million for Smart Water] more than make up for his priggish behavior.
IF you like proud, fierce, white-woman (sorry, you know I really love you girls!) loving hamos (Samoans) like Ben Atiga, Mils Muialina and Ma’a Nonu. . .
THEN try out. . .JUNIOR SEAU!!!
IF you like solid, study, sensible types the color of warm sand like Keven Mealamu and Rodney So’oiolo. . .
THEN take a look at. . .RICHARD SEYMOUR!!!
He’s 6-6, 310lbs. . .way bigger than Lauaki, eh Deb??? Plus, he's got tatts!!
IF you Fijians with dredlocks like Lote Tiquiri. . .
THEN you might want to have a gander at. . .DONTE STALLWORTH
If you like Fijians without dredlocks like Joe “Rock-tha-Cocoa” or his cousin Siti, then check out. . .
OSI UMENYIORA
Osi’s young (26) and cute PLUS, he’s got one of them tongue-twisting names. And, he’s from London, just in case you crave an accent!
Finally, IF you like the guy who’s got the guns and a smile like a grimace, a badass assassin type who thinks he’s the sh!t despite his baby mama (and/or wifey) drama like Jerry “Hitman/Terminator/JC” Collins, then you gotta go for. . .
MICHAEL STRAHAN!!!
galaxyMafia will admit, Strahan is one of her favorites. Sure, only a dentist would cherish that smile and Strahan admits that, which is why gM figures she could have a drink with this guy. He’s full of venom on game day [Sunday mornings are spent, not a church but, focusing on how much he hates the opposing team] but his self-deprecating attitude [even he jokes about how his ex-wife hosed him] smoothes out the rough edges. And the fact that he’s 6-5 and 255 pounds surely don’t hurt none, neither!
Okay, okay, so I figure you ladies are flipping me off BUT just try to keep an open mind and remember. . .dez niggas gots CASH!!! Translation: they can fly you across the country to the game on a private plane AND you’ll be sitting in the owner’s box and at the end of the day, gM has to realize that’s a trick Mr. Tialata just can’t pull off. . .
Yes indeed, galaxyMafia knows you ladies love your rugby and your Super 14 however, she would like to remind you that we are quickly approaching the BIGGEST SPORTS EVENT IN THE WORLD. . .you ladies know what I mean. . .THA SUPER BOWL!!!
And this year, SUPER BOWL promises to be one of the highest rated and most watched as it features the NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS, who are looking to make history by completing a perfect season, and the NEW YORK GIANTS, a team hoping to rectify mistakes they made during their last trip to the big dance against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
With that prattling preamble outta the way, galaxyMafia thought she’d give you ladies a few reasons to tune in. . .a few tasty players, who may or may not be to your liking BUT, as Ms. GD always tells me when she’s introducing me to Ethnic food, how will you know you don’t like it if you don’t give it a try. . .
Well ladies, open wide. . .
IF you like your boys white, (semi) heroic, [robotic], and with lots of commercial endorsements like Richie McCaw and Dan Carter. . .
THEN you’re sure to love. . .TOM BRADY!!
Sure, Brady’s an prick, what with half-ass giving a sh!t about his kid – tha jerk wasn’t even there for the birth of his spitting image – but he’s classically handsome, he’s rich [and estimated $20million a year] and his endorsements [recently, $5million for Smart Water] more than make up for his priggish behavior.
IF you like proud, fierce, white-woman (sorry, you know I really love you girls!) loving hamos (Samoans) like Ben Atiga, Mils Muialina and Ma’a Nonu. . .
THEN try out. . .JUNIOR SEAU!!!
IF you like solid, study, sensible types the color of warm sand like Keven Mealamu and Rodney So’oiolo. . .
THEN take a look at. . .RICHARD SEYMOUR!!!
He’s 6-6, 310lbs. . .way bigger than Lauaki, eh Deb??? Plus, he's got tatts!!
IF you Fijians with dredlocks like Lote Tiquiri. . .
THEN you might want to have a gander at. . .DONTE STALLWORTH
If you like Fijians without dredlocks like Joe “Rock-tha-Cocoa” or his cousin Siti, then check out. . .
OSI UMENYIORA
Osi’s young (26) and cute PLUS, he’s got one of them tongue-twisting names. And, he’s from London, just in case you crave an accent!
Finally, IF you like the guy who’s got the guns and a smile like a grimace, a badass assassin type who thinks he’s the sh!t despite his baby mama (and/or wifey) drama like Jerry “Hitman/Terminator/JC” Collins, then you gotta go for. . .
MICHAEL STRAHAN!!!
galaxyMafia will admit, Strahan is one of her favorites. Sure, only a dentist would cherish that smile and Strahan admits that, which is why gM figures she could have a drink with this guy. He’s full of venom on game day [Sunday mornings are spent, not a church but, focusing on how much he hates the opposing team] but his self-deprecating attitude [even he jokes about how his ex-wife hosed him] smoothes out the rough edges. And the fact that he’s 6-5 and 255 pounds surely don’t hurt none, neither!
Okay, okay, so I figure you ladies are flipping me off BUT just try to keep an open mind and remember. . .dez niggas gots CASH!!! Translation: they can fly you across the country to the game on a private plane AND you’ll be sitting in the owner’s box and at the end of the day, gM has to realize that’s a trick Mr. Tialata just can’t pull off. . .
copyright 2008. . .galaxyMafia will bring you more NFL guys and their rugby comparisons/contrasts in tha future and she knows that title was "gov'ment cheese"!
