Laugh Because It's Funny, Laugh Because It's True!
An old lady was lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went where she searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except an ugly frog. As she walked by his jar, she looked at him and he winked at her. He whispered, “I'm so lonely too. Buy me and take me home. You won't ever be sorry.”The old lady figured she hadn't found anything else so what the heck! She bought the frog and placed him in the car beside her. As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her, “Kiss me and you won't be sorry.”
Again, the he old lady figured what the heck and kissed the frog. Immediately the frog turned into a sexy, young, and handsome prince. The prince then returned the old lady's kiss. Suddenly the old lady felt herself transforming from his kiss.
Now can you guess what the old lady turned into?
She turned into the first Holiday Inn she could find!!! She's old…not dead!
Wasn’t that cute?!? Okay I’m bored again… – GD
