NAME: Wentworth Miller

AGE: 33

HEIGHT: 6’

WEIGHT: Dunno (But I’d eat my hat if he weighs more than 195 lbs.)

WHY SUSHI SHOULD BE EATEN OFF HIM? Well ignoring the fact that he has that Super WASP name and was Mariah Carey’s (Ugh!) David Jeter (Ugh!) stand-in in her "It's Like That" and “We Belong Together” videos, he is just too damn cute! Those piecing green eyes…those full, luscious lips…that long, lanky body…those perfect teeth…that English degree from Princeton! Sigh! You are so right Jesse, we should keep hope alive – there are handsome AND intelligent men out there!

FROM WHAT PART OF HIS BODY SHOULD YOU EAT THE SUSHI? From his strong, lean belly and definitely from those gorgeous lips!

WHERE SHOULD YOU BE WHEN YOU EAT THE SUSHI OFF HIM? At your family reunion next to Big Mama’s potato salad

WHEN SHOULD YOU EAT SUSHI OFF HIM? After all the kids and old folks have eaten but before your crackhead cousin Junebug and his baby mama, Bunkeisha, show up and pack all the uneaten food home

HOW SHOULD YOU EAT SUSHI OFF HIM? With your Uncle Eazy’s homemade barbeque sauce drizzled all over his body and yours

PROPENSITY FOR VIOLENCE: Medium to high. (Don’t let the pale skin and green eyes fool you, he ain’t no suburban white boy baby. This brother was raised in Brooklyn, New York. If you step to him and don’t step correct, you might find yourself in the emergency room with his foot broke off in your ass! You know how Brooklyn do!)

STALKER QUOTIENT: -2.07 (increases exponentially if you accuse him of not being down with the brothers)

SHOULD/COULD/WOULD YOU QUIT YOUR JOB FOR HIM? Not yet. Wait until he gets a few more movies/television shows under his belt (He’s currently starring in Fox’s Prison Break, not to be confused with AC/DC’s “Jailbreak”). One well received performance in The Human Stain does not a successful acting career make

IS HE WORTH BEING PHOTOGRAPHED GIVING KARL ROVE A TONGUE BATH WHILE BEING ANALLY PROBED BY RICK SANTORUM? As Whitney Houston says on Being Bobby Brown – HELL TO THE NO! Gag! Choke! I’d rather face those Ninja Republicans and Catholic Bishops on horseback…

IF HE WANTED TO USE YOUR PLACE AS A SAFEHOUSE WHILE AVOIDING CAPTURE AND CERTAIN PROSECUTION BY THE FEDS FOR BITCH SLAPPING ALL THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT JUSTICES, WOULD YOU LET HIM STAY, TELL HIM TO GET THE HELL ON, OR TURN HIM IN? I’d let him stay. You know Ms. GD loves to stick it to the man anytime she can…ALL POWER TO ALL PEOPLE!

WOULD YOU HELP HIM FENCE STOLEN ART? Depends. Are we talking about the Munch with the $60-$75 million price tag? Baby…you ain’t said nothing but a word!

Stay tuned for our new monthly segment – Myth Busters! GM and I will be exploring some of the many myths surrounding the objectification of men. Don't miss the yummies! – GD