Dear madeindade,
Thanks for reading our little blog and thanks also for being so excited about each new installment! I appreciate your kind comments and encouragement.

Smooches,
Ms. GD

Welcome, Dear Readers, to part six of my never-ending story, The Internet Dating Chronicles Of Glamour Diva – Transatlantic/Equatorial Africa Edition (Episode 4)

So…when last we met, “Powel” continued to proclaim his undying love for me… ad nauseam, promised that he was the very model of a model British citizen and did, with malice of forethought, twist and contort the Queen’s English so much that I fear Prince Charles’ Dumbo ears might have flapped the hell off while trying to avoid the horrible sound! Oh and did I mention he proclaimed his undying love for me (Powel that is, not His Royal Highness)?

June 15, 2006

BUZZ!
Powel The Idiot [offline 4:46:33 PM]: hello my love hw u doing? and hw is the day going with u my love
Powel The Idiot [offline 4:46:47 PM]: i am online now and really missing ya
Glamour Diva [6:01:02 PM]: hello!
Glamour Diva [6:01:37 PM]: my day was good, just got home from work. I hope you and John are well?
BUZZ!
BUZZ!
Glamour Diva [6:03:04 PM]: hi
Powel The Idiot [6:03:10 PM]: hello my love
Glamour Diva [6:03:23 PM]: hello sweetness!
Powel The Idiot [6:03:39 PM]: i have really miss u my love
Powel The Idiot [6:04:06 PM]: hw is everything with u my love
Glamour Diva [6:04:06 PM]: really?
Powel The Idiot [6:04:18 PM]: yes
Glamour Diva [6:04:18 PM]: i'm good. nothing new to report
Powel The Idiot [6:04:21 PM]: and u?
Powel The Idiot [6:04:35 PM]: ok
Powel The Idiot [6:04:51 PM]: i cant stop thinking abt u mGlamour Diva
Powel The Idiot [6:05:05 PM]: i really miss talking to u last night
Glamour Diva [6:05:19 PM]: i thought you were asleep?
Powel The Idiot [6:05:30 PM]: yes
Powel The Idiot [6:05:41 PM]: but i dream abt u my love
Glamour Diva [6:06:13 PM]: you do?
Powel The Idiot [6:06:21 PM]: yes
Powel The Idiot [6:06:23 PM]: and u
Glamour Diva [6:06:24 PM]: what do you dream?
Powel The Idiot [6:06:33 PM]: and u ever dream abt me?
Powel The Idiot [6:06:58 PM]: dreaming abt our wedding day honey
Powel The Idiot [6:07:16 PM]: it was very nice and sweet honey
Glamour Diva [6:07:38 PM]: will you be upset if i say i don’t dream about you?
Powel The Idiot [6:08:01 PM]: nop i wont my love
Powel The Idiot [6:08:09 PM]: i understand u my sweet wife
Powel The Idiot [6:08:26 PM]: i love u
Glamour Diva [6:08:27 PM]: LOL i am not your wife baby
Powel The Idiot [6:08:32 PM]: lol
Glamour Diva [6:08:58 PM]: and i know you "think" you love me...
Powel The Idiot [6:09:15 PM]: lol
Glamour Diva [6:09:22 PM]: LOL its true!
Powel The Idiot [6:09:28 PM]: cant stop thinking abt u my love
Powel The Idiot [6:09:41 PM]: u r always in my mind honey
Glamour Diva [6:09:59 PM]: but we've never met
Powel The Idiot [6:10:23 PM]: i know
Powel The Idiot [6:10:32 PM]: but our heart have meet
Glamour Diva [6:11:08 PM]: are you trying to convince me or yourself?
Powel The Idiot [6:11:29 PM]: lol
Powel The Idiot [6:11:41 PM]: i am just telling u the fact my wife
Glamour Diva [6:12:17 PM]: okay Powel. I believe you
Powel The Idiot [6:12:23 PM]: we r meant to be together Glamour Diva
Glamour Diva [6:13:03 PM]: i don’t know if i believe that people are meant to be together. i think you met someone and you decide to make it work.
Powel The Idiot [6:13:16 PM]: we may meet each each other in a very funny way but that means nothing my love
Powel The Idiot [6:13:44 PM]: this is our God want us to meet my love
Glamour Diva [6:13:58 PM]: well you have a point. aren’t you sleepy? it's after 12am in Nigeria
Powel The Idiot [6:14:05 PM]: i love u
Powel The Idiot [6:14:37 PM]: just waiting for u to come online so i can talk to u my wife
Glamour Diva [6:14:42 PM]: ok
Powel The Idiot [6:14:47 PM]: hw did u know the time honey?
Glamour Diva [6:15:05 PM]: i looked it up on the internet
Powel The Idiot [6:15:22 PM]: wow
Powel The Idiot [6:15:30 PM]: that is very nice of u my love
Powel The Idiot [6:15:43 PM]: so that means u r watching after me
Glamour Diva [6:15:48 PM]: yes
Powel The Idiot [6:15:55 PM]: just like hw mother do to her kids
Glamour Diva [6:16:10 PM]: LOL
Powel The Idiot [6:16:10 PM]: that is nice of u my sweet mother
Glamour Diva [6:16:26 PM]: i am NOT your mother! lol
Powel The Idiot [6:16:34 PM]: lol
Glamour Diva [6:16:53 PM]: is John sleeping?
Powel The Idiot [6:17:04 PM]: yes my love
Glamour Diva [6:17:25 PM]: good!
Powel The Idiot [6:17:27 PM]: he try to talk to u today but u r not online by then
Powel The Idiot [6:17:45 PM]: so he went to bed and tell me to say hello to u
Glamour Diva [6:18:05 PM]: wonderful! well please give him a kiss from me okay?
Powel The Idiot [6:18:23 PM]: i will my love
Glamour Diva [6:19:18 PM]: may i ask you a question?
Powel The Idiot [6:19:31 PM]: sure
Glamour Diva [6:19:59 PM]: why do you want to be married so badly?
Powel The Idiot [6:20:20 PM]: so i don’t want to lose u
Glamour Diva [6:21:04 PM]: no...i mean why do you want to get married again when the first marriage was so bad?
Powel The Idiot [6:21:32 PM]: well i have to forget abt that i start my life again
Glamour Diva [6:21:59 PM]: okay. i have a confession to make Powel
Powel The Idiot [6:22:15 PM]: okay
Powel The Idiot [6:22:16 PM]: go one ...........
Glamour Diva [6:23:23 PM]: i've often fantasied about what it would be like to find a man like you but fantasies are often too good to be true. do you understand what i'm saying?
Powel The Idiot [6:23:54 PM]: sure i understand u Glamour Diva
Powel The Idiot [6:24:16 PM]: i told u the first day we talk that i will be always be honest with u right
Powel The Idiot [6:24:22 PM]: and that is what i am doing now my love
Powel The Idiot [6:24:34 PM]: i cant hide my feeling for u
Powel The Idiot [6:24:59 PM]: i just have to tell u hw i am feeling abt u and i soon i want to be with u
Glamour Diva [6:25:57 PM]: but i dont understand how you can have such strong feelings for me and we've never met? what if we meet and you don’t feel the same? we might only be able to be friends, not lovers.
Powel The Idiot [6:26:32 PM]: Glamour Diva that is up to u not me okay
Powel The Idiot [6:26:52 PM]: u r the one that can change ur mind abt me when we meet
Powel The Idiot [6:26:59 PM]: u r all i want honey
Powel The Idiot [6:27:32 PM]: no matter hw u look or even hw u talk can make me to stop loving u my wife
Powel The Idiot [6:27:35 PM]: i love u
Glamour Diva [6:27:43 PM]: ok
Powel The Idiot [6:28:19 PM]: just cant wait to be with u
Glamour Diva [6:28:45 PM]: i’d really do believe you Powel. but I'm uncertain. And I'm very excited about meeting you as well!
Powel The Idiot [6:29:29 PM]: pls dont be uncertain abt us honey
Powel The Idiot [6:29:46 PM]: make up ur mind and let give it a try okay
Glamour Diva [6:30:28 PM]: I think I'll feel better once you're back in Houston. I've already picked the place I want to go for dinner
Powel The Idiot [6:30:55 PM]: that is okay my love
Powel The Idiot [6:31:12 PM]: can i ask u a question and i want u to be honest abt this?
Glamour Diva [6:31:49 PM]: ok
Powel The Idiot [6:32:12 PM]: hw will u feel when we r making love together
Glamour Diva [6:32:59 PM]: lol you REALLY want to have sex don’t you?
Powel The Idiot [6:33:12 PM]: lol
Powel The Idiot [6:33:22 PM]: is a thing that we most do my love
Glamour Diva [6:34:28 PM]: i don’t know how I'll feel. how can i know? i suppose i'll be excited and feel very passionate about you but that’s all i can say. it's like asking how I think i'll feel when i give birth! I've never done it before
Glamour Diva [6:38:53 PM]: did you leave?
Powel The Idiot [6:41:23 PM]: i am here my love
Powel The Idiot [6:41:30 PM]: i just i am there with u
Glamour Diva [6:41:52 PM]: ok. are you ready for bed yet?
Powel The Idiot [6:42:22 PM]: not yet my love
Powel The Idiot [6:42:44 PM]: but if u want me t coem i will surely come
Glamour Diva [6:43:11 PM]: no! you are a grown man. you know when you're ready for bed don’t you? lol
Glamour Diva [6:43:31 PM]: may i ask another question?
Powel The Idiot [6:44:16 PM]: sure
Glamour Diva [6:44:59 PM]: when you're in africa and london, do you live in a house, flat or hotel?
Powel The Idiot [6:46:46 PM]: house
Glamour Diva [6:47:28 PM]: that’s nice! any more questions for me?
Powel The Idiot [6:47:52 PM]: yes
Glamour Diva [6:47:56 PM]: ok
Powel The Idiot [6:48:08 PM]: will u marry me? loooooooooooool=))
Glamour Diva [6:48:45 PM]: are you serious?
Powel The Idiot [6:49:20 PM]: yes Glamour Diva i am %101 serious
Glamour Diva [6:50:25 PM]: why don’t you ask me again when you come home. i'll give you an answer then
Glamour Diva [6:50:30 PM]: i promise!
Powel The Idiot [6:50:43 PM]: okay that will be great my love
Powel The Idiot [6:50:55 PM]: but give me some hope abt it?
Powel The Idiot [6:50:55 PM]: lol
Glamour Diva [6:51:18 PM]: okay...my answer is...MAYBE! lol
Powel The Idiot [6:51:28 PM]: lol
Powel The Idiot [6:51:33 PM]: maybe what
Glamour Diva [6:52:05 PM]: maybe i'll marry you...
Powel The Idiot [6:52:13 PM]: lol
Powel The Idiot [6:52:16 PM]: i love uuuuuuuuuuuuu
Powel The Idiot [6:52:22 PM]: just cant wait to be with u
Glamour Diva [6:52:45 PM]: i'm excited too!
Powel The Idiot [6:53:01 PM]: that is great
Powel The Idiot [6:53:17 PM]: i am very sure we will both be a very big and happy family
Glamour Diva [6:53:55 PM]: big! oh no! just 2 children for you
Powel The Idiot [6:54:15 PM]: sure
Powel The Idiot [6:54:19 PM]: lol
Glamour Diva [6:54:39 PM]: just john and the baby we MIGHT have together...
Powel The Idiot [6:54:52 PM]: sure
Powel The Idiot [6:55:00 PM]: i cant wait
Powel The Idiot [6:55:07 PM]: i am very excited nw
Glamour Diva [6:55:37 PM]: LOL
Powel The Idiot [6:55:59 PM]: i dont know what to say anymore
Powel The Idiot [6:56:07 PM]: i just cant wait
Glamour Diva [6:56:29 PM]: lol it's okay baby
Powel The Idiot [6:56:39 PM]: ok
Powel The Idiot [6:57:02 PM]: Glamour Diva i am very sorry to say this .. but i have to go to bed now my love
Glamour Diva [6:57:25 PM]: OK! sleep well and have peaceful dreams!
Powel The Idiot [6:57:37 PM]: sure
Powel The Idiot [6:57:46 PM]: i will surely dream abt u my love
Glamour Diva [6:57:59 PM]: good night sweet Powel!
Powel The Idiot [6:58:08 PM]: okay
Powel The Idiot [6:58:13 PM]: will u still be online?
Glamour Diva [6:58:19 PM]: yes
Glamour Diva [6:58:22 PM]: why?
Powel The Idiot [6:58:28 PM]: talking with who?
Glamour Diva [6:58:41 PM]: my friends
Powel The Idiot [6:58:48 PM]: haha
Powel The Idiot [6:58:53 PM]: well okay
Powel The Idiot [6:58:58 PM]: i trust u my love
Powel The Idiot [6:59:00 PM]: lol
Glamour Diva [6:59:07 PM]: good! i trust you too!
Powel The Idiot [6:59:40 PM]: lol
Powel The Idiot [6:59:43 PM]: okay my love
Powel The Idiot [6:59:50 PM]: i will talk to u latter okay
Powel The Idiot [6:59:55 PM]: i love uuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Powel The Idiot [7:00:02 PM]: i will really miss ya
Glamour Diva [7:00:02 PM]: okay babe! i like you too!
Powel The Idiot [7:00:25 PM]: u like me tooo..........hunnnn .. u dont love me toooo
Powel The Idiot [7:00:27 PM]: lol
Glamour Diva [7:00:34 PM]: LOL not yet...
Powel The Idiot [7:00:53 PM]: lol
Powel The Idiot [7:00:53 PM]: okay
Powel The Idiot [7:00:57 PM]: talk to u latter
Powel The Idiot [7:00:58 PM]: one love
Glamour Diva [7:01:04 PM]: bye!

Doesn’t it just make you sick, sick, sick to your stomach? But like that third candy apple you know you shouldn’t eat, you just can’t stop yourself from wolfing it down! Stay damned tuned… – GD

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