Lower Hutt Man

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Lower Hutt Man

[Sung in the style, and key of “Short dick man” by 20 Fingers]

Don't want no Lower Hutt man
Don't want no Lower Hutt man

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want no Lower Hutt man
Don't want no Lower Hutt man
Corned beef-eating’, almond-eyed
Dark as night, Lower Hutt man
Don't want, Don't want,
Don't want, Don't want,
Don't want, Don't want,
Don't want no Lower Hutt man
Look how those shawts ride up between his legs!
Do you need some talcum powder to soothe those chafed thighs?

Those have got to be the biggest thighs
I've ever seen in my whole life
I have ever seen in my whole life
Don't want no Lower Hutt man
Don't want no Lower Hutt man
Pumpkin-head, fat-assed
guitar-playin’, Lower Hutt man
Don't want, Don't want, Don't want, Don't want,
Hey, Neemia, we can see your coin slot!
You need to pull your shawts up honey
Don't want no Lower Hutt man
Don't want no Lower Hutt man
Taro-eatin’, dog-lovin’
rugby-playin’, Lower Hutt man!
copyright 2007. . .galaxyMafia wants to give a shout out to Ms. Sandra Gilette, wherever you are, for those sizzling vocals. Girl, I would have denied going to the University of Houston, too!
 

4 comments so far.

  1. Sex and the Sushi 6:56 PM, January 24, 2007
    Guuuuurrrrl I don't know WHY you be frontin' like this all over our blog! You loves that “fat, corned beef eatin’, almond-eyed, dark as night, thunder thighs havin’” (and might I add CUTE, although massively massive isn’t really my type…) Tialata like you loves loose diamonds! LMAO And remember, when you fobbed off Sione for Tialata I added Mr. Lauaki to my insanely long list of “Ruggers I’d Do” so SIONE LAUAKI IS MINE! [Insert evil laugh] And might I add that I don’t care what sort of ungodly hairstyle he has…[Insert even eviler laugh]

    Smooches[And still more evil laughter],
    Ms. GD
  2. Anonymous 3:22 AM, January 25, 2007
    Can' help it I just love Neemia !!
    *sigh*
  3. Darius T. Williams 8:01 PM, January 30, 2007
    So, I still don't know what lower hutt means.
  4. Anonymous 10:03 AM, February 13, 2007
    mmmmm massivly massive.... that's right ! Keep Sione... I am off with Neh LOL

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