Caught Out There With The Sushi Girls™ – Episode 8

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The first gossip post of the brand spanking New Year and it would have to be about Jerry Collins, right? Well let’s not waste any more time Dear Readers, like to hear it here it go:

I scorn you, scurvy companion. What, you poor, base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen mate! Away, you moldy rogue, away!
Henry IV, part 2

It seems drama is still a-brewin’ down South. Our sources in the Cook Islands are all up in arms over young Mr. Collins and his inability to act like he has some damn sense! You’ll remember last episode I reported that Jerry Collins was spending some time in Rarotonga before heading back home to Wellington after the Paparazzi where all up in his business and his baby’s mama’s business about their new baby? Well Mr. Collins is still there but it seems he may have worn out his welcome.

The peace loving people of Rarotonga are used to rugby stars paying them frequent and lucrative visits but JC has been acting out recently and they are so over his diva antics! Exactly what sort of diva antics you might ask?

Exhibit A: Jaws dropped one night when innocent townsfolk, enjoying a night out at a local bar, were subjected to JC calling them “boring fucks” and generally behaving like a blooming idiot. This scene lead some, including those who’d broken bread with other famous ruggers, to remark that Mr. Collins seemed a bit “cocky”. [Ya think?]

I will most humbly take my leave of you. You cannot, sir, take from me anything that I will not more willingly part withal.

Exhibit B:
It appears Mr. Collins is even too superior to train with the locals at the neighborhood gym. Cook Island Rugby League legend Kevin Iro isn’t even good enough for him as it is rumored that he’s spurned poor Kev’s advances as well. [Well can you blame him? I mean after Graham Henry’s conditioning program worked out so well…]

Exhibit C: Sources confirm that on New Year’s Day JC was seen at a 24 hour store, drunk as a skunk and, presumably, twice as loud. He was accompanied by a local woman (No word on if she was white) and this has left some wondering if they should start saving their old baby clothes just in case a new Rarotongan citizen makes an appearance in nine months. [Oh God please no!]

Well really, are any of you surprised? I know I’m not! I can’t believe it’s taken this long for the cracks to show. But then you, my Dear Readers, are so in love with this fool that I’m sure you’ve already forgiven him and are on your computers right now looking up flights to New Zealand so you can meet and fuck the man Cook Islanders are calling a “cocky little shit”. Just one word of advice ladies…INSIST HE WEAR A CONDOM!

Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.
All's Well That Ends Well

UPDATE: This just in, The weather in Rarotonga calls for a much sunnier forcast now that JC has ceased "makin' it rain on them ho's" in Rarotonga and has hightailed his sexy yet disturbed, no condom wearing, baby makin' ass back to New Zealand. Wait...did you feel that gigantic gust of wind? It must be thousands of Cook Island natives breathing a collective sigh of relief!

Until next time Dear Readers!

Glamour Diva

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1 comment so far.

  1. Debalina 7:07 PM, January 09, 2008
    I still care!!!!!!!! Do you think Jerry is on steroids? Or has he always been a complete ass??

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