Hello, I Must Be Going

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My Dear Readers,

Glamour Diva is having an existential crisis at the moment and will be taking a break from regular blogging. But don’t you pout and don’t you fret Dear Readers! She will be back in time to join galaxyMafia when Sex and the Sushi Does The World Cup. Besides, she knows rugby is the only thing any of you are interested in reading about right now which is cool but she really isn’t feeling the rugby at the moment and would like to concentrate on getting to the bottom of her current emotional upheaval. In the meanwhile, GM will be taking over as Blog/Bebo Master as well as continuing that top quality rugby patter you’ve come to expect from The Sushi Girls™!

If you’re interested in joining Ms. GD on her journey of self-discovery you may do so at her personal blog, The Unbearable Lightness of Mediocrity. Or if you don’t give a good gotdamn (which Ms. GD thinks is probably the case) you may ignore this whole entry. Either way life will go on although not indefinitely as was previously and erroneously thought.

But if on some balmy summer night Glamour Diva does get a hankering to write about rugby, or some seriously saucy rugby gossip, she will most assuredly hit up Sex and the Sushi with her scintillating observations so until then…

Hello, I Must Be Going – Groucho Marx


Smooches and much love to all my very dear, Dear Readers! – GD



Lyrics to Hello, I Must Be Going may be found here
 

Don't Let The Gossip Die People!




The Sushi Girls Need Your Help!

You love gossip and we love bringing it to you but we can’t do it alone! So we’re putting the call out to all our Dear Readers in New Zealand, Australia and Europe and asking you to help us make our blog, nay YOUR blog, better for you! We want to deputize a few hundred or so “Moles” to go out there, get the gossip and bring it in dead or alive for our new rugby themed celebrity gossip podcast – Caught Out There with The Sushi Girls! What’s in it for me you ask? Well other than our love and appreciation you get the thrill of calling out your favorite player and putting his business on blast all over the Internet!

We do have a few rules though and they are as follows:
  • When you send us the gossip, either through email of Skype, please include your real name and the real name of the player you’re reporting on. We won’t use your name but we need it just the same.
  • All gossip will be presented as Blind Items. We can’t use real names because that would be slander which is illegal in most countries.
  • If you have photographs we’ll use them but they must be your property! Taking personal photos from someone without their express consent is stealing and illegal in most countries.
  • And last but most importantly...we’d prefer your gossip be true or at least have the ring of truth about it. We understand if you have an axe to grind with a particular player but out and out lies, no matter how salacious and juicy, are just cruel and The Sushi Girls are honest…never cruel.
So what do you think Dear Readers? Are you up to the challenge? If you are then we can’t wait to hear from you!

Smooches,
Glamour Diva and galaxyMafia




Pics found here and here.
 

Just For The Hell Of It – Part 16: Rain (Bi)

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Introducing Korean R&B sensation Jung Ji-Hoon also known as Rain or Bi (Be) in Korean.













Man Up - Omarion feat. Rain


In My Bed


I'm Coming


He's only 25 years old Dear Readers! Now that's what I call "Tender Young Chicken"! Mmmmm...mmmmm... - GD
 

Baby Love...My Baby Love - Baby Boy Blues

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What are little boys made of, made of?
What are little boys made of?
Snips and snails, and puppy-dogs’ tails,
That’s what little boys are made of.


I really, really, really want a little girl which probably means I'll end up having a little boy but that's cool because I'm so baby crazy I know I'd love my cutie patootie baby boy just the same! And if he were as cute as the following two itty bitties I know I'd be so helplessly in love that I've never want to do anything but snuggle him all the live long day! Sigh. I need a life!

David Banda (Mama: Madonna, Papa: Guy Ritchie)

Hey white chocolate! What it do baby? I got some vintage Similac back at the crib. Why don't you swing by later on?


Hey baby don't forget to bring a few friends! Remember, I like'em all flavors! Wait a sec Papa Guy! Stop rushin' me man! Don't you see I'm tryna pull some birds!


Aaaww Hell! Work wit me man! WORK WIT ME!


August Miklos Friedrich Hermann (Mama: Mariska Hargitay, Papa: Peter Hermann)

I know...I'm adorable! Look at my eyes, my chubby cheeks. I was made for you to love me. So love me...love meeeeeeee!


How's my butt lookin' Mama? Ya know the ladies love a cute, tight little butt!


Why do I torture myself this way? So many beautiful babies and none that belong to me. Sigh. - GD
 

Solve Me If You Can!

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I LOVE Puzzles! 

So because I love puzzles I’ve decided to create a new one to amaze and astound you! Okay so maybe that’s a slight exaggeration but it is challenging and I think all you puzzle freaks out there will enjoy it. But before you start exercising your "little gray cells", read about what a Substitution Cipher is here.

Now…are you ready for the clue? The solution to the puzzle is a personal, congratulatory message to one of the current members of the All Blacks 2007 World Cup Squad:

Muuj raiq youtk! Ck rubk eua hghe!

Good luck Dear Readers! I can’t wait to see your answer in my email! – GD
 

mmmm. . .Lauaki. . .twice in one day. . .

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. . .and galaxyMafia is quite sure our Sexy Sione could manage that. . .ahem. . .task (and she's sure Deb and Nat would agree).

BUT, the purpose of this post is to. . .

1) tell you, didn't galaxyMafia say Sione was surprised to be picked for the team? Check out this quote from the following article. . .http://sportal.co.nz/default.aspx/rugby-union-news-display/lauaki-was-worried-by-late-blow-31710:

Lauaki said that despite his hopes, he was still surprised to get the phone call telling him of his selection on Saturday afternoon.

"I thought I was dreaming or something - but I was just stoked," he said.

Ya know. . .most times, when galaxyMafia is stoked. . .come to find out, she is dreaming, or something.
and 2) to give ya another nice pic of Sione, one of my new faves. . .and YES you have seen it before!! And YES, galaxyMafia did steal it from a photo site!!
copyright 2007. . .galaxyMafia needs to get back to her "real" life and YES she does have one, she thinks. . .?
 

NZ World Cup Team. . .and other sh!t. . .

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Well. . .galaxyMafia is sure she doesn't have to tell you that Graham "Ted" Henry picked his RWC team. . .here's the link, read it for ya damn self: http://yahooxtra.net.nz/rugby/0,,14661-7662735,00.html



One notable inclusion. . .our very own "Sexy" Sione Lauaki. . .I think it's funny that Ted relegated him to the Junior ABs and yet picked him for the WC. . .to me, it seems Ted was letting Mr. Lauaki know where he stands in the pecking order, and I'm sure Ted would rather have picked Mose Tuiali'i to back up Rodney "Release these people" So'oialo and that punk b!tch Chris Masoe.

BUT, Mose sucked wet cat fur this season and Ted had no other choice. . .we will see if Lauaki gets any playing time. . .

Lauaki seemed surprised to be picked, as well. Indeed, on the team pic, he looked rather bewildered. . .then again, I'm sure most things (like multiplication and correct subject-verb agreement) confound and amaze Wax so it wasn't too surprising. Still, you have to wonder what he will do with his hair now that he's going to the big dance.

Anyway. . .congrats Sione. . .ya got what ya prayed for. . .hope it makes ya happy and keeps ya out of tha fetal position at night.





One notable exclusion. . .Piri "Junk in tha trunk" Weepu.
Quelle surprise!! WOW!!! The guy who thinks of Graham Henry as a "grandfather" got the red-hot shaft right in tha ass!! Ted picked Weepu for these past tests BUT told tha n!gga "to tha left, to tha left" when it came time to pick the scrum-half for WC. I suppose Piri is on "suicide watch" now that he's been tossed aside like an empty can of Hormel corned beef - after Tialata devoured the contents, of course!!








And one lemon. . .Isaia "Ice" Toeava. . .well, what can you say? Ted likes the cut of this n!gga's jibe and was itching to include him so. . .now you can scratch Ted. . .you can scratch all day. Hopefully, the other guys will be mindful of that lemon juice Toeava squirts. . .otherwise, it's gonna be a sad day in NZ when them candy asses don't bring home the trophy.




TIALATA NEWS. . .

For those who give a rat's ass (and it might only be White Chocolate), TIALATA has a bitch named SALLY who is very attentive and fixes him dinner - and of course, she doesn't have to write out a long, involved grocery list because we all know dat
n!gga loves his corned beef and taro. So, she doesn't know how to do Samoan dances well, and that peeves TIALATA but not enough to stop him from buying a house with her, or paying her Internet bill. SALLY wanted to give TIALATA a 25th birthday party but tha n!gga declined. Probably wanted to go Rarotonga for chicken and hos.

SALLY is the reason TIALATA didn't sign with that France team (if you care Chou Chou, that's the reason. . .I suspect you might not, though). TIALATA is planning to marry her and they'll have some half-Samoan kids and God bless 'em because they'll be doing what the Lord told them to do. . .unlike galaxyMafia who'll end up a barren, old hag. . .she'll be RICH but she'll be a barren, old hag so who will give a rat's ass. . .?

copyright 2007. . .galaxyMafia is surprised she isn't more happy for Sione since she's always bitchin' about how Ted hates him. . .guess that's what turned her on. . .this tension and animosity between Ted and Wax. . .it helped GM to hate Ted and root for Wax but now the
n!gga is on the team so. . .ain't no need in crying for dat big Tongan mothafucka, is it?
 

SHOULD galaxyMafia GIVE THA FCUK UP!!!

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Well. . .here's yet another video for Mr. Tialata, and once again, galaxyMafia finds herself conflicted. . .should she continue to pursue this man (and by pursue, she means should she give a rat's ass about him) or leave him to Sally. . .

And what of Mr. Lauaki. . .??? Now that he is growing his hair back, things are definitely looking up. . .

YOU DECIDE. . .that is, if you give a rat's ass. . .and you probably don't and really, I don't blame you because most of the time, I don't either. . .

Anyhoo. . .take a look. . .



copyright 2007. . .galaxyMafia can't wait to get her new software!!!!!!!
 

Resistance Is Futile

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I Want To Be Bad
I want to be bad
Thoroughly reprehensible
Unredeemable
And without favor on this earth
Today was an auspicious beginning
For my decent into depravity
I will remember always this day
This day I threw away my salvation
In the hope of spending a thimbleful of hours
With you, alone in lust’s firm grip

I want to be bad
Despicable in everyone’s sight
Unrepentant
Asphyxiated by my desire for you and
Sent straight to hell
With the taste of your warm skin on my tongue
There I will commiserate with other lost souls
We will keep each other cool with
Stories of hard won passion
Won at any price

© 2007 Glamour Diva



Info on Venus, Cupide and the Time (Allegory of Lust) found here
 

Separated at birth. . .????

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copyright. . .2007 galaxyMafia. . .hey, Flavellophiles, if y'all ladies like it, well, gM loves it!!!
 

Just For The Hell Of It – Special Edition: Shamar Moore...NAKED and WET!

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OH...MY...GOODNESS! Damn but that's a fine hunk of honey! Oh and his body is gorgeous too (Ha Ha Ha!). I'll be...thinking...about him just before I go to bed tonight!  Mama Diva has such a crush on him and watches Criminal Minds regularly just to see him and drool. I sent her these photos so I can't wait to see what she says! I'll update you with her comments but until then enjoy the sexy, wet nakedness of Mr. Moore!






I hate giving this guy any sort of credit because he's such an ass but I found the pics of Mr. Moore here. - GD
 

What would happen. . .

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. . .if American-style tabloid journalism came to New Zealand rugby. . .?

galaxyMafia thinks it might look a little like this. . .


copyright 2007. . .galaxyMafia has too much time on her hands. . .*sigh*
 

ReWax. . .

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Well. . .this is for those of you who can't stand that ubiquitous Rihanna "Umbrella" song. . .and for those (like myself) who just like lookin' at Sione.

By the by, why does Rihanna say, "Um-ba-rella"?

Anyhoo. . .these are the same pics of Lauaki with old video. And yeah, you've seen all this fodder before; it's just "re-WAXed" with a different song so. . .

It's basically "bubblegum" video. . .if ya like it chew it, if ya don't spit it out. . .just make sure ya don't get it stuck under tha bottom of your shoes. . .




copyright 2007. . .gM
 

Excuse me, Doug (Howlett) E. Fresh. . .

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copyright 2007. . .GM

 

Sunday Night Videos – 32: A Farewell To Arms

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We'll be living in a world of peace
In a day when everyone is free
We'll bring the young and the old
Won't you let your love flow from your heart

Every woman, every man
Join the caravan of love (stand up, stand up, stand up)
Everybody take a stand

Join the caravan of love

Caravan Of Love – Isley Jasper Isley


CrazyRedux

Sign the Anti-war petition here.

Chris Rock about the War on Terror


Stop the Clash of Civilizations

Take the Live Earth Pledge here.

"Never Again" - The Permanent Anti-Genocide Movement


Henry Rollins - "This Is How I Protest The War"
[This is why I love Henry!  His story actually made me cry.]


Martin Luther King, Jr. - "Why I Am Opposed to the War in Vietnam"
[Just insert "Iraq" instead of Vietnam and it's eerie as hell!]


We can all make a difference if we try. So let's give it the old college try, shall we? One love people! - GD
 

Just For The Hell Of It – Part 14: Wentworth Miller

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OH MY GOODNESS! This man gets sexier every time I see him. Funny but I'm craving coffee now...with a whole lot of sweet cream!















Sigh! Will Prison Break ever return?!?!? Sigh! - GD
 

And In Other News…

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Truth is indeed stranger than fiction...

 

Alaskan Man Pleads Guilty To Sale Of Seal Penises

 

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (Reuters) - An Alaska man has pleaded guilty to selling more than 100 fur seal "oosiks" -- or penises -- to a local gift shop that intended to sell the items as an aphrodisiac.

 

Michael Richard Zacharof, an Aleut and former tribal president from the Bering Sea village of St. Paul, pleaded guilty this week to one count of violating the Marine Mammal Protection Act.

 

Federal law forbids the sale of any raw marine mammal parts unless they have been crafted into pieces of Alaska Native artwork.

 

In Zacharof's case, the former tribal leader sold the raw seal penises to a gift shop catering to customers from Asia. The shop then sold the items for about $100 each, according to the Justice Department.

 

Assistant U.S. Attorney Andrea Steward said seal penis bones, also known as seal sticks, are believed to have properties similar to erectile dysfunction drugs like Viagra.

 

Zacharof faces a possible one-year prison term and a $20,000 fine, the U.S. Attorney's office said.

 

Woman Wins Settlement In Breast-Feeding Case

Thu Jul 5, 2007 10:25AM EDT By Edith Honan

 

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Watch-maker and clothier Fossil Inc. agreed to pay $3,600 to a woman who was barred from breast-feeding her infant while visiting a company showroom, the New York Civil Liberties Union said on Tuesday.

 

Lass King, 37, a buyer for a Maine clothing store and a mother of two, said she received a letter of apology and the payment from Fossil after threatening the company with a lawsuit.

 

In its letter to King, Fossil also said it had issued a policy affirming that breast-feeding was permitted in all Fossil stores and showrooms, said Galen Sherwin, director of the NYCLU's Reproductive Rights Project.

 

Representatives of Fossil could not immediately confirm details of the settlement.

 

New York law states that women are permitted to breast-feed "in any location, public or private, where the mother is otherwise authorized to be."

 

The case follows another settlement, reached in September, when the Toys R Us toy store chain agreed to lift its restrictions on where a woman can breast-feed.

 

King called her experience humiliating.

 

In August 2006, while meeting with a salesperson in a Manhattan showroom, King was told she was making others feel uncomfortable by breast-feeding her 8-month-old son, Cody.

 

King was taken to another floor to finish feeding Cody but was then not allowed back into the showroom. In January, as she made plans to again visit a Fossil showroom, she was told by a Fossil representative that breast-feeding was forbidden.

 

"I wanted to be apologized to. I wanted not to be humiliated or for anybody else to be humiliated either," she told Reuters of her decision to contact the civil liberties organization.

  

Risque EU Defends Internet Orgasm Clip

Thu Jul 5, 2007 10:27AM EDT

 

BRUSSELS (Reuters) - Talk of monetary union and wine quotas gave way to controversy over orgasms and innuendo at the European Commission on Wednesday as it defended a risque Internet video clip highlighting its backing for European cinema.

 

The EU executive's usually dry daily news briefing sprung to life with questions over whether a 44-second clip of 18 couples achieving ecstasy in a variety of positions and venues was the best way to show how Brussels uses taxpayers' money.

 

The raunchy clip is made up of snippets from various general release films that have been funded by the EU, including "Amelie" and "Good Bye Lenin!."

 

Some reporters also took a swipe at the title of the sequence, asking whether "Let's Come Together" was acceptable innuendo -- and if it was, whether the pun worked in the 27-member Union's other official languages.

 

A Commission spokesman insisted it had not received a single complaint in the 14 weeks since the clip first appeared on Internet site YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKFTfAWnYh8), suggesting the Brussels press corps should relax and get with the times.

 

"Let us for once also have a good sense of humor and let us not start the old wars of the fifties about what is sex, what is pornography and what is simply normal to watch on television," spokesman Martin Selmayr appealed.

 

Singer Draws Ire Of Religious Police

Fri Jul 6, 2007 9:43AM EDT

 

KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - Malaysia's religious police detained a Muslim singer at a popular club, saying too much of her back was exposed by a sleeveless blouse she wore while performing, media reported on Wednesday.

 

Siti Noor Idayu Abd Moin, 24, has been ordered to go before the sharia, or Islamic court, at Ipoh in the northern state of Perak, on Aug 6, to face charges of "revealing her body" and "promoting vice," the New Straits Times said.

 

"I was surprised when the officers told me this top was too revealing," Noor Idayu said after being released from a night's detention on a bond of 1,000 ringgit ($290).

 

"Sometimes I wear something similar when I go out in the day. This is sexy? I don't think so."

 

The singer was picked up along with four members of her band, and subjected to repeated breathalyzer tests by officials in futile attempts to prove she had drunk liquor, the paper said.

 

"When I passed the test, the female officers seemed disappointed and asked me to do it again," Noor Idayu said. "I did so willingly as I knew that I did not drink. Not once in my three years of singing in clubs have I drunk liquor."

 

Alcohol is freely available in mainly Muslim Malaysia, which has sizeable non-Muslim minorities, although Islamic officials often frown on behavior they consider to deviate from strict Koranic injunctions.

 

"A Muslim woman is not allowed to serve or entertain a man who is not her husband in a place where immoral activities usually take place," Jamry Sury, chief of the Perak religious police who raided the club, told the Star newspaper.

 

($1 = 3.445 malaysian ringgit)

 

And finally…

 

Dinner Guest Finds Host's Wife, Son In Freezer

Fri Jul 6, 2007 9:42AM EDT

 

BRUSSELS (Reuters) - A Belgian man appeared in court on Friday after a woman at his dinner party found the bodies of his wife and stepson in the freezer as she put away the leftovers, prosecutors said.

 

The woman went to the police after discovering the 46-year-old woman and her 11-year-old son and officers arrested the man in the town of Verviers, near Liege in east Belgium, on Wednesday.

 

"She went to the freezer and that is what she saw. She then alerted the police," said Georges Lahaye of the local public prosecutors' office. Prosecutors want the suspect, aged 43, to be remanded in custody to allow more time for an investigation into the deaths.

 

Lahaye said the suspect had not made a confession. He added that the couple argued a lot.


 
 

Baby Love...My Baby Love

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Oh Zahara! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways!

Okay I'm not actually going to count the ways here but I will say that I simply covet this baby! OH MY GOODNESS! Why oh why couldn't I have been a millionaire movie star with an adoption addiction? It ain't fair I tells ya!
IT AIN'T FAIR! Sigh. You'll never be mine little Miss Zahara Jolie-Pitt but I can dream. Yes...I can dream... - GD

"Ya'll Paparazzi ain't gone worry me!"


"Don't hate 'cause I look fierce in a bikini and you don't. Snap!"
 

galaxyMafia does Richie McCaw. . .

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This one's dedicated to Baby Boss. . .I told ya I was gonna do it!!!!!!!!!!!



copyright 2007. . .galaxyMafia
 

It was only in my dream. . .

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My Sexy Dream

Dear Neemia,

I had such a salacious dream about you last night! We were at mango tree, only we were both naked, which was weird. So then we started flirting but you said, "Wait! I forgot to bring a banana." Suddenly, in walks Big Bird and you yelled "gotta have faith" and we all start scratching like crazy. Then a parade of pineapples went marching by. Everything after that is kind of fuzzy, but I did wake up this morning feeling really gregarious. It just goes to show, that's what happens when you eat corned beef before bedtime!

Love, galaxyMafia
 

Open Invitation To Lome Fa'atau

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Dear Mr. Fa'atau:

You are cordially invited to come over to my Kitchen Sink next Wednesday (Hump Day) night to celebrate Spank The Samoan Day. I would like to start out with a little licking, maybe some champagne, and then maybe move on to dessert: your thighs. (Did I mention it's just going to be the two of us?) The dress code is casual; I'd really like to see you in nothing but a compression undergarment. I do hope you can attend, as I've been sniffing all week in anticipation. If you're lucky, I'll even put on my Alpaca costume and do a little dance for you. You don't have to bring a thing, just yourself and maybe some rugby balls in case things get really frisky. Who knows?

Love,
Glamour Diva


Wasn't that cute?  If you'd like to craft your own invitation to your favorite player click here.  I encourage everyone, especially our LULARP members, to create a Sex LIB (there are 8 different samples to choose from) and post it on our Bebo page where we can all see them and giggle!  So who's game? - GD