In this episode The Sushi Girls™ wave bye-bye as they say, “Don’t let the doorknob hit ya where the good Lord split ya”, to The Rugby World Cup! Squirm with excitement as your girls: discuss their “Best and Worst” of the RWC, share their thoughts and feelings about the tournament and it’s outcome, ponder the future of South African rugby in its current post-Apartheid form, consider more life lessons from Michael Strahan, delight in galaxyMafia’s final match report – celebrity voices included, tackle the upsurge in gossip and what it takes to keep a gossip source satisfied and secure, play “Wife, Mistress or Baby Mama”, weep for the very last “Sione Time” (and the last time Glamour Diva get’s to sing the theme song) and much, much more!
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…Right after screaming his head off in complete disgust at the state of Frédéric Michalak’s hair!
In this episode The Sushi Girls™ skip hand in hand down the banks of the river Seine, shrugging and eating baguettes as they continue their coverage of The Rugby World Cup! Hearken as your girls debate the white…almost translucent…pallor of the Ireland team, the duckiness of Michalak’s lips, galaxyMafia’s distaste of a certain article about RWC hotness and the lack of ‘Nesians mentioned in said article, the lack of comments…anonymous or otherwise…on the blog, Glamour Diva’s love of a certain Irish surname, the top five things you can do in France but never in Houston, Texas and say goodbye to the short lived series “Sione Time” and much, much more!
Warning: this podcast is definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK so download our foolishness at your peril…
France Vs. Ireland – Commentary recorded Wednesday, September 26, 2007
If you'd like to watch this game while listening to our commentary you may download it at Media Zone . Click on the link then choose the appropriate game.
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You love gossip and we love bringing it to you but we can’t do it alone! So we’re putting the call out to all our Dear Readers in New Zealand, Australia and Europe and asking you to help us make our blog, nay YOUR blog, better for you! We want to deputize a few hundred or so “Moles” to go out there, get the gossip and bring it in dead or alive for our new rugby themed celebrity gossip podcast – Caught Out There with The Sushi Girls! What’s in it for me you ask? Well other than our love and appreciation you get the thrill of calling out your favorite player and putting his business on blast all over the Internet!
We do have a few rules though and they are as follows:
When you send us the gossip, either through email of Skype, please include your real name and the real name of the player you’re reporting on. We won’t use your name but we need it just the same.
All gossip will be presented as Blind Items. We can’t use real names because that would be slander which is illegal in most countries.
If you have photographs we’ll use them but they must be your property! Taking personal photos from someone without their express consent is stealing and illegal in most countries.
And last but most importantly...we’d prefer your gossip be true or at least have the ring of truth about it. We understand if you have an axe to grind with a particular player but out and out lies, no matter how salacious and juicy, are just cruel and The Sushi Girls are honest…never cruel.
So what do you think Dear Readers? Are you up to the challenge? If you are then we can’t wait to hear from you!
We love Fan Mail but we love witty, rugby loving young women even more! Please welcome the newest member of LULARP (Ladies for the Unbridled Lust and Appreciation of Rugby Players) – Chou Chou!
Date: Mon, 28 May 2007 02:09:46 +0200 To: the_sushi_diaries@yahoo.com From: Chou Chou Subject: thank you!
Bonjour!
I discovered your website recently and I just wanted to thank you. I'm a rugby fan from France, and my favourite team is Toulouse, home of Michalak and all the best players in France, so of course the idea of a website about Unbridled Lust and Appreciation of Rugby Players is very appealing to me.... I found your site randomly, by googling Neemia Tialata, because there have been rumours here that he'll come play for Toulouse after the World Cup, so I wanted to see if I could find more info about that on websites in English. Well, I still don't know where he'll play next year, but I'm so glad I bookmarked your blog! Thank you so much for the hilarious podcasts, and all the gossip.... You two are fabulous! I learned a lot and laughed a lot. I don't know if I'll ever be able to watch the ABs play and keep a straight face now, I'll probably be giggling and thinking about "All Blacks: the Musical" (I found it so funny, I wish all my rugby friends spoke English so I could share it). Also, I think you have ruined Ma'a Nonu for me; I will never be able to take him seriously anymore...
I really hope you'll do podcasts for the June test matches! By the way, in the last one you were wondering why Michalak won't be playing: he's not injured again, thank God, but somebody at the IRB had the brilliant idea to schedule these 2 games the very same days as the semi-final and the final of our championship, so of course nobody from the 4 best French teams, including our dear Mimi, can go to NZ. The players that are going are mostly unknown and never play together. I feel for them, it's going to be a sad thing to watch...
Anyway, if you are accepting new members for LULARP, count me in! And if you are interested in gossip about French players, or shirtless pictures of hot French players, just let me know, I'm your girl: I have a plentiful "rugby eye candy" pictures folder on my hard drive....
Merci et au revoir!
Chou Chou (The Lusty Wench formally known as Cecile)
PS: Just to answer the question on your last blog entry, for me the Sexiest Guy of Super 14 2007 is Troy Flavell.
Thanks for the Hot pics girl - You ROCK…as hard as the Wellington Hurricanes didn’t this year! – The Sushi Girls
Happy Sunday my Dear, Dear Readers! Ms. GD is tired! Shopping at Wal-Mart or as I like to call it, The Ninth Circle of Hell, can tucker a girl out. Also, I got back from visiting relatives in Austin, Texas late Saturday night so I am too whipped to Woot right now. But I will be back Monday with the full, fabulous story of my trip to the Texas Hill Country ! Right now let’s get on into the hot ass men ogling. Shall we?
The following hotties have been staring in my latest fantasies like non-damn-stop! Why can’t American athletes take their clothes off (or any sexy American man for that matter) so easily? What a bunch of prudish wussie boys! DAMN!
Praise Be For The Australians!
Click the link for more lovely, shirtless photos of Aussie rugby players: Men For All Seasons Thank God For The French (And Donna who clued me in, smooches.)!
Click the link for more scans of those scandalous French rugby players taken from the book Dieux Du Stade: Gods Of The Stadium: Scott-O-Rama Again I say…Wentworth who? - GD
Below is my list of the males of the species I’d like to sup with…or would that be sup off? Sup on? It really doesn’t matter because none of then would have the frijoles to let me do it! Okay, maybe Che would if he were still alive. And I’m sure Senator Obama would if he weren’t happily married and I know Jack Johnson would if he were still alive but the others? Hell NO! What bloody cowards…
Adrian Brody Al Gore Andre 3000 Barack Obama Benicio Del Toro Bruce Lee Cary Grant Che Guevara Chow Yun-Fat Colin Farrell Daniel Craig Dave Matthews David Bowie Djimon Hounsou Dominic Purcell Dwayne Johnson aka The Rock Eddie Vedder Eric Bana Ewan McGregor Frédéric Michalak Gael Garcia-Bernal Gavin Henson Gene Kelly Henry Cele Hill Harper Hugh Jackman (as Wolverine) Ian Thorpe Jack Johnson James Stewart Jim Kelly John Mayer Joshua Jackson Juan Gonzales Keanu Reeves Ken Watanabe Lemar Obika Lennox Lewis Lewis Taylor Luke Wilson Ma'a Nonu Malili "Mils" Muliaina Massimiliano Rosolino Matthew McConaughey Michael A. Rae, Ph.D. Michael Phelps Mos Def Orlando Bloom Paul Walker Rakim Raymond Ayala aka Daddy Yankee Robert DeNiro Roberto Clemente Russell Crowe (as Maximus) Samuel Le Bihan Sean Paul Steve Jobs Tupac Shakur Tyrese Wentworth Miller Wes Anderson
Glamour Diva reserves the right to delete from or add to this list whenever she sees fit. If your "hunk of burning love" is absent from this list then I am not sorry to say that I do not care! However, if you’d like to debate the issue with me please feel free to email Miss Sakamoto with your worthy candidates. I might respond or maybe not. How can you possible expect me to concentrate on your petty concerns when the universe is expanding! Geeeeeez but you are a selfish Nelly!
Why Sushi? We don’t like sushi. We prefer our fish cooked but we respect the rights of all humans to eat their fish raw. Having said that, on to why we have dubbed this blog, Sex and the Sushi. Have you ever seen a man that was so hot to death you thought you’d do almost anything to have him? We’ve felt that way also which is why when we see a man like that we say we’d eat sushi off him. That’s right – he’s so fine we’d eat raw seafood off his hot body! Please send all complements, questions, suggestions, and complaints to Miss Sakamoto at the_sushi_diaries@yahoo.com
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Our Rugby World Cup Podcasts
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Our Super 14 2007 Podcasts
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