Ignacio Corletto

Dieux Du Stade 2008 Calendar Boys

What is the semi-nude rugby player doing? Posing for a dirty French rugby calendar...DUH!Wishing he'd never responded to Mistress Spank's personal ad.Contemplating the universe and his place in it.He's taken Erasure's advice and broken those chains of love.Wondering if he's the only player tricked into doing this for student loan repayment. Current Results

Dieux Du Stade 2008 Calendar Boys

Why are the naked rugby players wrestling? One of them got chocolate in the other's peanut butter.The loser pays off the winner's student loans.They're re-enacting the Battle of Trafalgar.Shooting an instructional video on the finer points of rucking and mauling.Unsuccessfully hiding the fact that they're using the photo shoot to secretly cop a feel. Current Results

Smooches,

Dieux Du Stade 2008 Calendar Boys

What is the wet, naked rugby player doing? He's doing precisely what the photographer told him to do...pervert!Isn't it obvious? He's using the statue to pleasure himself for my amusement!He's doing calculus in his head.He's regretting he agreed to do this to pay off his student loans.He's thinking of me of course! Current Results

Smooches,

Ms. GD

You keep tellin’ me lies
But to your surprise
Look, I've got somethin' for y'all
Since you're
Caught out there
Kelis - Caught Out There

Two Girls, an All Black and a Camera Phone

An unidentified woman advertises on an Internet dating site asking for other women to join her and an All Black in a threesome. A local, unidentified Christchurch woman answers the advert and meets up with the two freaks, er…I mean “consenting adults” at a local hotel after one of the “prominent player’s” test matches earlier this year. Mating ensues, no doubt of the most debauched variety, until all are spent and completely satisfied.

Or were they?

The once shy and blushing flower from the CHCH gives the mystery AB a shocking 4 out of 10 for ability. Ouch! But not to worry, she still has those lovely pics of her and the naked AB to keep her warm at night. Too bad a local NZ newspaper was too cheap and cowardly, er…I mean honorable, to pony up the $10,000 ($7,752.84 US) she asked for or she could have bought herself a mink covered electric blanket…and notoriety to last at least 30 minutes!

Amateurs!

[Thanks for the heads up Kristin! We love you girl!]

Now It All Makes Sense!

Gentlemen of the world, get thee to New Zealand for all the nookie you can stand! It seems the Kiwi ladies have quite the reputation. A condom company – natch – did a survey that found NZ women are the most promiscuous women in the world! THE…WORLD! The funny thing is they tend to have more sex partners then their male counterparts. Odd. So if they aren’t fucking Kiwi dudes then who the hell are they fucking?

Backpackers and tree huggers!

Now we know why all those foreign, crunchy granola types are always heading down south. They’re looking for natural wonders but it ain’t the flora and fauna of the land Dear Readers. Apparently it’s the ease with which the women gap their legs! But on a sad note, it seems that with their sexual freedom there is also more than a bit of dissatisfaction with the sex itself. The only country reporting more sexual dissatisfaction was Japan. Looks like the Kiwi Lasses have a bit of a self-esteem problem as well. I suggest they try fucking more All Blacks and trying to sell the stories and pictures…or maybe a sex tape? Don’t scoff, it worked for Paris Hilton!

And In Other Sad New Zealander News…

The NZers are still blaming the ref for their RWC loss but this time they’re SERIOUS! E Gads people! Grow the hell up and move the fuck on!

Until next time Dear Readers...

OH...MY...GOODNESS! Damn but that's a fine hunk of honey! Oh and his body is gorgeous too (Ha Ha Ha!). I'll be...thinking...about him just before I go to bed tonight!  Mama Diva has such a crush on him and watches Criminal Minds regularly just to see him and drool. I sent her these photos so I can't wait to see what she says! I'll update you with her comments but until then enjoy the sexy, wet nakedness of Mr. Moore!






I hate giving this guy any sort of credit because he's such an ass but I found the pics of Mr. Moore here. - GD

Ha Ha...Fooled Ya!


galaxyMafia


Glamour Diva

Juan Martin Berberian (Argentina) –OH…MY…DAMN! ¡Debo conseguir a la Argentina antes de que vaya su cuerpo frío!



Sean Fergus Lamont (Scotland) – I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…Scots are sexy! Can you believe that ass?!?!? Holy syht!





Jean Monribot (France) – Simply perfection!



Yann Morand-Bruyard (France) – Don’t you just love his outtie belly button? I want to lick it!



Mirco Bergamasco (Italy) – This photograph looks so peculiar and dirty! Was he drunk? Dancing at a rave and high on E? Whatever the inspiration behind the photograph, Mirco looks like a hot piece of rugby trash and I love it!



Hot Naked Ruggers United – THE END YA’LL!



Damn but that was hot! [Fanning myself] – GD


More rugby hotness found here

Aaarrgh! Ms. GD is such a lazy, lazy Diva these days! But I managed to get it together long enough to scoop up a handful of Hot Ass Men for your enjoyment! So grab your WOOT! tickets, put on your hat and coat (‘cause it’s chilly outside) and hurry your ass on out to the train station. You don’t want to miss your ride on the Hot Ass Men Express do you? Yes…that’s what I thought…

Sexy Dex (The dread locked man in black) and his Triple Cross movie trailer


Watch it or you’ll put someone’s eye out with that honey!


Cute guy getting a tattoo…Hubba, Hubba!


This video is just one more thing to add to my “This would never happen to me in a million years!” file. Damn it all to hell!


The “Brown Brothers” in Australia don’t have enough shit to keep them busy. How fortunate for us! Brisbane Krump – Regulators Parody


And for the ladies who likey the bodybuilders, this brother’s body is off the chain!


Just 10 more bloody days until my happy ass raises the hell up out of Texas. California here I come! – GD

Another Sunday…another set of videos featuring Hot Ass Men! This week’s entry is a bit of a mixed bag. We have some music videos, a little classic and modern dance, a few gay boys frolicking on the beach and one lone diver in speedos. Yummy! Shall we begin? First I’d like to bring a little highbrow entertainment to my readers so here are two dance videos for your enjoyment. And don’t worry; there is still some nudity! Can I get a WOOT! WOOT! Dear Readers?

Hot Russian ballet dancer Daniil Simkin in a flesh colored bodysuit!


Beautifully done nude modern dance film


Hot guys in Speedos…OH MY!


Not sure who Alex Despatie is but he’s the hotness!


I don’t really like Marques. He ain’t that cute to me, he can’t really sing and I think we’re about the same height but I can’t hate on his body. It’s all good from the neck down baby! So here he is: Naked – Marques Houston


This video was the hotness back in the day and I still drool when I see it! Oh D’Angelo, we hardly knew ye…Untitled (How Does It Feel) – D'Angelo


Until next week Dear Readers, stay fly and fabulous! – GD

Models, models everywhere and not a one that’s heterosexual! But they are so damn pretty aren’t they? And a girl can dream and masturbate accordingly can’t she? Now don’t look at me like that! I know I’m not the only one spanking my monkey! Jeeeeezzzz! Anyway, WOOT! WOOT! Cheerio and all that sort of rot Dear Readers!

DJ Leandro Becker


Jonathan P.Jesensky


Olivier Vervelle (Jeune Poulet!)


Evandro Soldati


Models In Underwear


Janice Dickenson is a crazy bitch but she is the Queen of Objectification! Therefore, I salute you JD…WOOT! You go wit yo crazy, drug-addled, hot man lovin’ ass!


Listen up all you Freaks of Color! YouTube needs your hot, succulent, naked bodies to entertain the masses! We don’t care if you’re straight or gay as long as you’re willing to get nekkid so please upload those videos today…or send them directly to Ms.GD at the_sushi_diaries@yahoo.com. That is all! – GD

Good evening Ladies and Germs (Waka-Waka!) and welcome to another edition of SNV! We have some wonderful hot ass men and one interesting blast from our past to share with you tonight. So hand over those WOOT! coupons and lets get started!

We have a repeat offender Dear Readers, Shane is back and ready to show us more of what he’s workin’ with!


All American Guys? Let’s be real and call it what it is, All American Gay Guys…okaaaaaaaaay?


Oh my! Major cuteness!


French-Moroccan muscle hotness named Karim! I know it’s politically incorrect to say this these days but, Ms. GD love those dusky Arab hotties!


I almost fell out of my chair when I saw this clip! GM and I used to know this guy (but not in the “biblical” sense) years ago when he worked at a strip club here in Houston called La Bare . Back in the day, he used to have long hair, brown eyes, a wider nose, and no tattoos but I ain’t hatin’ on his 40-year-old ass!


And finally, the Lust of my life…Le Michalak: L'athlète Magnifique!



Have a great week Dear Readers and I will see you all next week with more hotness...believe that! – GD

Is it wrong of me to love Hot Ass Naked Men so much? Is it wrong to gawk and drool and think filthy thoughts about their beautiful bodies? Some people would say it’s very wrong…dead wrong even! But I say screw them and their puritanical ideals and WOOT! WOOT! for good measure! That’s right…I can feel the puritanical Puritans shrinking back into their caves as I type. WOOOOT!

Oh Nick, you cheeky, aerobics instructor you!


Talk about Homoerotic!


Random Hotness named “James”


Random Hotness named Yvan Courneyor

¡Aye Papi! ¡Que muy hermoso!


If soccer had more gratuitous “bulge” showing I would so be sittin’ in front of my TV right now!

The naked boys are back and in fine form! YIPEEEEEEE! Until next week Dear Readers… – GD

Kevin Aviance – Fierce Drag Queen Hotness

Random Fitness Model Hotness

Akshay Kumar – Bollywood Actor Hotness

More Disturbing Than Comical, Gratuitous Advertisement Hotness

MikeVansooy – Model Hotness

Lance Armstrong – Tour de France Winner and Cancer Survivor Hotness

Damian Lewis – Booty Double (?) Hotness

Brent Van Zant – Model Hotness

Gareth Tjasink – Model and Corporate Shill Hotness


Tasty hotties to liven up a boring Friday evening! – GD

I’ve dated myself enough as it is already but damn these joints bring back memories! Happy, carefree memories when life was so full of promise and…oh hell! Just watch the videos ya’ll!

Run DMC – King Of Rock (RIP Jam Master Jay)


Eric B & Rakim – Paid In Full (I’d still hit Rakim! And RIP Ofra Haza )


Stetsasonic – Talkin' All That Jazz (And this joint still gets me out of my seat!)


Ice Cube – Today Was A Good Day


Sir-Mix-A-Lot – Posse On Broadway


Big Daddy Kane – I Get The Job Done (Yes and I wanted him to work on me!)


D Nice – Call Me D Nice (I had dreams about those luscious lips! Sigh!)


Salt N Pepa – Tramp (This song goes out to all the men who’ve gotten on my last black nerve. You know who you are.)


Stop The Violence Movement – Self Destruction (This song still gives me chills. It’s a shame nothing has changed though.)


Until next week Dear Readers…stay P.H.A.T.! – GD

Beautiful men, beautiful men! Where would we be without beautiful men? Actually we might be happier in general if there were no men but women are creatures of habit as well as slaves to our pheromonal addictions so WTF! Right? Now…can I get a WOOT! WOOT! ladies?

Two of my favorite things: Leather Daddies and Leather Daddies smoking Marlboro Reds!


I don’t know who this “Marcel” kid is but he can wash my car any damn day!


Some kid named Shane showing off. Thanks Shane!


Mutt and Jeff together again, this time working out and yappin’ (presumable about their undying love for each other) in some language I don’t understand


Ooooooo Lawdy, Lawdy! And did I mention..LAWDY!?!?


This last video is a little more risqué then I'd usually post but it’s…just…so…hot…I couldn’t resist posting it! There isn’t any nudity but as always, Not Safe For Work!

The smile at the end makes all the difference doesn’t it? Sigh…

Until next week Dear Readers…Oh I don’t know! Just come back next week for more hot ass men! – GD

Yannick Nyanga – Rugby Hotness


“Oh my goodness, how’d he fit all that in there!” – Fitness Model Hotness


Full Body Tattoo Hotness


Abhishek Bachchan – Second Generation, Bollywood Royalty Hotness


Mr. Argentina Contestant Hotness


Seu Jorge – Brazilian Funk Hotness


Chris Evans – Actor/Gap Model Hotness


Polynesian Hotness 1


Polynesian Hotness 2


Common – Uncommon Rapper/Gap Model Hotness


And each is lovely in his own uniquely hot way! – GD

Happy Sunday my Dear, Dear Readers! Ms. GD is tired! Shopping at Wal-Mart or as I like to call it, The Ninth Circle of Hell, can tucker a girl out. Also, I got back from visiting relatives in Austin, Texas late Saturday night so I am too whipped to Woot right now. But I will be back Monday with the full, fabulous story of my trip to the Texas Hill Country ! Right now let’s get on into the hot ass men ogling. Shall we?

Willy Monfret & Morgan Souply

Mark working it out on the playground


Reinaldo Gianecchini trying to be shy on a Brazilian telenovela.


Kitchen. Food. Cute, naked guy. Okay I’m done!


This is interesting! A hot male bellydancer named Tarik!


The one, the only, the one man I’d push my own grandmother out of the way for… Le Michalak: L'athlète magnifique



Until next week Dear Readers, stay fabulous! – GD

Well here I am once again Dear Readers with your weekly fix of hot ass men! This week we’ll take a peek into the lives of the worlds premiere athletes and their shirtless, spandex clad bodies. Yay!

Two of my favorite things all in one video: The Samba and hot ass men in their underwear


In the immortal words of Mystikal: shake ya ass, but watch ya self. Shake ya ass, show me what ya workin’ wit!


If I’d had a coach like this one when I was in school I would have tried out for a team. On second thought…no.


Random athletic hotness named Matt Shirvington


They say everything’s bigger in Texas. They ain’t seen Finland’s Markus Pöyhönen yet!


Markus again, this time doing the cha-cha on Finland’s Dancing With The Stars. Oh and somebody tell that singer to shut the hell up!



Until next week my Dear, Sweet Readers…goodnight and [Insert Deity of your choice] bless! – GD

Samuel Le Bihan – Actor







Frédéric Michalak – Rugby Hotness



Daddy Yankee – Reggaeton Impresario



Prison Break Hotness 1

Prison Break Hotness 2

Sean Faris – Actor



Oh my! So beautiful…so unattainable. I know what’s gonna be on my Christmas list this year! – GD