Ruben Studdard – R&B singer and winner of American Idol – Season 2.

Here is another example of someone who isn’t “technically” homely but in our body obsessed culture F. A. T. always equals U. G. L. Y. so we’ll work from that construct. Now having said that I must admit that Mr. Studdard is definitely not what I’d consider my perfect body type. I prefer a much thinner man, much thinner than most would expect or even be comfortable with, but there is something very appealing about this man just the same and I can’t quite put my finger on it. Is it the dimples and that smooth, chocolaty skin? Is it the perfect smile? Is it his powerful and impassioned singing? Or maybe it’s the fact that I know we could both eat the hell out of some food? Meh, I think it’s all of the above! Well as long as we had a big pot of red beans and rice, some collard greens, cornbread, a Sock It To Me cake and I had a HUGE tumbler of whiskey on the rocks…I’d Still Hit It!





Ruben Studdard – Change Me


Ruben Studdard – Sorry For 2004


I hate being on my period. I’m always so damned horny! – GD

Jerry Collins – Professional rugby player and fulltime badass for the Wellington Hurricanes/Lions and the New Zealand All Blacks .

Oh Jerry…Jerry…Jerry…you are the very personification of the term "Moped" and yet Ms. GD still finds herself thinking about all the rough, naked hijinks the two of us could get up to. Ms. GD knows you could turn her out Jerry; you just have that look about you. She bets you talk a lot of shit too. Many women can’t appreciate a good shit talker but Ms. GD can. Oh yes she can! Ms. GD loves a lot of nasty talk and she can give as good as she receives! Ms. GD knows you’re up to the challenge Jerry and she thinks it would go something like this:

JC: [holding my face, smiling] So what you wanna do baby? [Looking down towards his crotch] You think you ready for all this?
Me: I think the question is, are you ready for all this?
JC: Oh I’m a man baby and a man is always prepared!
Me: I thought boy scouts were always prepared?
JC: [chuckling] They are and I was a boy scout…trust me, I know how to get a fire going in that warm, damp little box of yours! You’ll go from cold to volcanic in 60 seconds!
Me: Oh my DAMN!
JC: Come closer baby. Every queen needs a thrown and yours is right here...on my face! Have a seat!
Me: Oh LAWD! [Quickly takes a seat, eyes rolling back in head] Talk that shit you big…sexy…sonofabitch!

Yes Mr. Collins isn’t the prettiest pony in the stable (That honor belongs to Ma'a Nonu) but he’s strong, has tons of stamina and he won’t buck Ms. GD off before she's, uh...finished her ride. Therefore, with the right amount of alcohol (And no prying eyes or surveillance devices), I’d Still Hit It!





The softer side of JC as demonstrated on a local NZ morning show…


Well Dear Readers, let’s hope that when JC reads this (And we know he will) he still has his sense of humor intact! Now on to find more homely, yet strangely alluring men... – GD

Bottom two sets of pics found here

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Wes Anderson – Director, and John Malkovich – Actor

Why can’t a man be talented, intelligent, rich, straight (ha!) and attractive? He may be one or a few of the above but never, ever all! Well these two men get a solid four out of five and I and hatin’ on them. Wes, while white as a sheet and skinny as a stickpin, gets extra points for being a Texan and for having a hilariously understated sense of humor. John can be just plan scary at times but still strangely sexy. I say strange because I don’t usually find rabbits sexy but John looks like one and it can be a bit unnerving when he speaks in that honeyed voice and does the whole smoldering look thing. Yep, I’d still hit it!

Wes Anderson





Anderson’s Amex commercial


John Malkovich





Movie clip from Dangerous Liaisons


So many homely men…so few of them who could actually get me to gap my legs! – GD

Channing Tatum – Actor/Model and David Beckham – Professional Athlete/Spokeswhore

While these men are not technically homely, they are, however, just not that cute to me. They have all the raw materials (Slender, muscular, tall…muscular…) to star in my most feverish wet dreams but for some strange reason they simple do not get my juices flowing. Is it David’s girlie voice, metrosexual ways and questionable taste in wives? Is it Channing’s duck lips, beady eyes and Mark Wahlberg as Marky Mark circa 1990 wigga manner of speaking? Maybe. But if I ingest the right amount of liquor and they both promise not to speak or look directly at me, I’d hit it.

Channing Tatum




Channing Tatum Movie Clip



David Beckham




David Beckham Interview



Who’s next for the chop? Anyone? – GD

Tana Umaga – Former player/team Captain for the New Zealand All Blacks (1997-2005) and theWellington Hurricanes/Lions (2006-?)

He looks like he's been up all night...for the last five years...but I'd still hit it...hit it hard...with little or no consideration for his personal well being and comfort. Yes Dear Readers, it's just that serious.







Watch my man, and the rest of the team, in action! His jersey number is 13!



I wonder if I can find other homely, yet strangely alluring, men for you to ogle? Stay damned tuned... – GD