Showing posts with label Podcast. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Podcast. Show all posts

We Hold These Truths To Be Self-Evident…

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...That all men are created equal…but some are more deserving of a swift kick to the ass than others!

In this episode The Sushi Girls™ share their “Desire” to declare their independence and spill the truth about everything Super 14! Unfortunately, it is Glamour Diva’s job to write the descriptions of the shows and she hasn’t had the time to do it. Work has been kicking her ass lately and the impromptu road trip to Austin over the weekend didn’t help matters much. She has also embarked on an evening exercise regime, which leaves her tired, fat, old bones too exhausted to listen to two hours of silliness when she finally drags then into her house. And if that weren’t enough, the whole US Presidential Campaign ig’nance is very close to driving her insane! Soooooo…you’ll just have to listen to the whole damn thing if you want to know what’s up. But don’t you pout and don’t you fret, there is still plenty of fooliwang to go around…and much, much more!

Podcast Further Information

We Are Marshall

Pharoahe Monch – Desire


Mary J. Blige – Feel Like A Woman

Now without further ado, this week's podcast…

Warning: this podcast is definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK so download our foolishness at your peril…


Crusaders Vs. Hurricanes – Commentary recorded Sunday, March 29

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If you'd like to watch this game while listening to our commentary you may download it at Media Zone . Click on The Rugby Channel then choose the appropriate game.

Hate it or love it we want to hear from YOU! Send all your complements, questions, suggestions, and complaints to Ms. GD and gM at the_sushi_diaries@yahoo.com. If we really dig your comments we’ll give you a shout out during the next podcast!

Smooches,
Glamour Diva and galaxyMafia


Sweet Bush diss pic found here.
 

Is There Anything Stronger Than Hail Maries And Our Fathers?

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If anyone ever needed me it would be you two fools…

In this episode The Sushi Girls™ are “Lettin’ Go!” of all their decorum and good sense as they flagellate themselves with more Super 14! Grab your towels and your holy water as your girls: ponder the “’Nesian Grimace”, explore New Zealand’s bizarre immigration policies and the insanity that is NZ news, bemoan the introduction of the odious Masoe Cam in lieu of The Nonu Cam, muse on the utter hotness that is “Jose” Gear and his magnificent chesticles, lay out Warren Gatland’s deliciously evil plot to ruin the Chiefs, mull over the amount and texture of the pubic hair had by Jerry Collins and Neemia Tialata, discuss their plans to visit the new Tongan nature preserve at Dallas’ DFW Airport, debate the apparent nepotism of Tamiti Ellison and his bloated less cute brother Jacob and the dirtiest, filthiest, bawdiest most obscene sex talk yet! Oh, and much, much more!

Podcast Further Information

Crème de la Mer

Van Dyke Beard

Lamb Chomp

Brave New World by Aldous Huxley

Cheaters

The Wild Man of Borneo

Wolf Tales by Kate Douglas

Susan Johnson (Historic Romance Novelist)

Janelle Monáe – Lettin’ Go!


Bun B Feat. Sean Kingston – That’s Gangsta


Now without further ado, this week's podcast…



Brumbies Vs. Hurricanes – Commentary recorded Friday, March 21

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If you'd like to watch this game while listening to our commentary you may download it at Media Zone . Click on The Rugby Channel then choose the appropriate game.

Hate it or love it we want to hear from YOU! Send all your complements, questions, suggestions, and complaints to Ms. GD and gM at the_sushi_diaries@yahoo.com. If we really dig your comments we’ll give you a shout out during the next podcast!

Smooches,
Glamour Diva and galaxyMafia


Sacred Heart of Jesus pic found here.
 

But Alas, A Damn Would Not Be Given This Night

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In this episode The Sushi Girls™ give the “Green Light” to their apathy towards the Super 14! Experience the ennui as your girls: chat about Jonah Lomu’s “Lame Report”, ponder the possibilities of a Sione Lauaki without genitals, guess what flavor the teat milk of various players would be if they had teat milk, suffer Glamour Diva’s advice to UK soccer WAGs and boppers worldwide, chew over the fooliwang that is Piri Weepu’s new hairstyle, testify to the savagery of Conrad Smith’s orthodontia, calculate galaxyMafia’s mathematical Match Report, encounter the fug that is Chris Masoe and his stupid facial expressions, cheer the return of the ubiquitous Nonu Cam and much, much more!

Podcast Further Information

Alexyss K. Tylor

Richard "Dimples" Fields

The Song of Hiawatha by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Bergamot and Sulfur 8 Hair Dressing

Renaldo "Skeets" Nehemiah

Xaviera Hollander


Iceberg Slim

Tooth Disorders


Beyonce – Green Light


Body Head Bangerz – I Smoke, I Drank


Now without further ado, this week's podcast…



Chiefs Vs. Hurricanes – Commentary recorded Friday, February 29

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If you'd like to watch this game while listening to our commentary you may download it at Media Zone . Click on The Rugby Channel then choose the appropriate game.

Hate it or love it we want to hear from YOU! Send all your complements, questions, suggestions, and complaints to Ms. GD and gM at the_sushi_diaries@yahoo.com. If we really dig your comments we’ll give you a shout out during the next podcast!

Smooches,
Glamour Diva and galaxyMafia
 

We Heard You Missed Us! We’re Back!

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In this episode The Sushi Girls™ party like it’s “Space: 1999” in honor of the return of the Super 14! Giggle with glee as your girls cheer the return of the wonderful Waratahs and their warrior ways, explore Tialata’s apparent genetic predisposition for being a fat ass, introduce galaxyMafia’s new Celebrity Impersonation Match Report, analyze the plight of the Aborigine people, confer about why NZ rugby players conceal their spouses from public view and why they’d never get away with that in the US, consider the continuing horribleness of the Hurricanes hairstyles, ponder Glamour Diva’s peculiar elation at the return of Jason Eaton, chew over the bountifulness of no-neck jokers on the Waratahs side, discuss the ever-present Nonu Cam and the impracticality of owning a Nonu in the first place, the Nesian’s continued infatuation with blond hair dye and buckets of KFC, chat about Piri Weepu’s “Lame Report” and much, much more!

Podcast Further Information


Zatoichi

Space 1999 Intro



Timbaland – Kill Yourself


Gnarls Barkley – Run


Now without further ado, this week's podcast…



Waratahs Vs. Hurricanes – Commentary recorded Sunday, February 17

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If you'd like to watch this game while listening to our commentary you may download it at Media Zone . Click on The Rugby Channel then choose the appropriate game.

Hate it or love it we want to hear from YOU! Send all your complements, questions, suggestions, and complaints to Ms. GD and gM at the_sushi_diaries@yahoo.com. If we really dig your comments we’ll give you a shout out during the next podcast!

Smooches,
Glamour Diva and galaxyMafia
 

Do SUPER 14 with the Sushi Girls!!!

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World Cup Shmorld Cup...



Thank God it’s over…

In this episode The Sushi Girls™ wave bye-bye as they say, “Don’t let the doorknob hit ya where the good Lord split ya”, to The Rugby World Cup! Squirm with excitement as your girls: discuss their “Best and Worst” of the RWC, share their thoughts and feelings about the tournament and it’s outcome, ponder the future of South African rugby in its current post-Apartheid form, consider more life lessons from Michael Strahan, delight in galaxyMafia’s final match report – celebrity voices included, tackle the upsurge in gossip and what it takes to keep a gossip source satisfied and secure, play “Wife, Mistress or Baby Mama”, weep for the very last “Sione Time” (and the last time Glamour Diva get’s to sing the theme song) and much, much more!

Podcast Further Information

Hedonism Resorts

Inside the Helmet: Life as a Sunday Afternoon Warrior – Michael Strahan

Articles mentioned in the podcast can he found here.

Shania Twain – You're Still The One


Nina Simone – My Baby Just Cares For Me


Now without further ado, this week's podcast…

Warning: this podcast is definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK so download our foolishness at your peril…

RWC Wrap Up Show – Commentary recorded October 29, 2007

Hate it or love it we want to hear from YOU! Send all your complements, questions, suggestions, and complaints to Ms. GD and GM at the_sushi_diaries@yahoo.com. If we really dig your comments we’ll give you a shout out during the next podcast!

Smooches,
Glamour Diva and galaxyMafia
 

Let's Try This Again People!

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Yes we are foolishly trying this interactive crap AGAIN so you can bloody well be part of the damn podcast!  This is our last show until Super 14 rears it's perfectly coiffed head  in February 2008 so don't be lame Dear Ones and give us some electronic support! This Monday (October 29) at 7:05 pm Central Standard Time we will open up the chat lines...again, the email lines...again, and the Skype lines...again...to anyone who gives a damn! Woo-freakin-hoo...again. So if you aren't too busy with your fabulous lives please do join us won't you?

Email: the_sushi_diaries@yahoo.com
Yahoo! ID: the_sushi_diaries
Skype (Internet call or chat): misssakamoto

Time Conversions
7:05pm CST=
12:05:00 a.m. Tuesday October 30 in Greenwich Mean Time (GMT)
02:05:00 a.m. Tuesday October 30 in Johannesburg
08:05:00 a.m. Tuesday October 30 in Hong Kong
11:05:00 a.m. Tuesday October 30 in Sydney
01:05:00 p.m. Monday October 29 in Samoa

Smooches,
Glamour Diva and galaxyMafia
 

Los All Blacks No Son Perdedores

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…But they are sure as hell acting like it with all the bitching, whining, blame placing and acting out!

In this episode The Sushi Girls™ manage to not fall to pieces while watching the All Black’s early departure from the Rugby World Cup! Squeal as your girls cogitate the reasons why the country of New Zealand has failed to make more of an impression on the American public, discuss life lessons gleaned from NFL player Michael Strahan’s new book and how said lessons may be applied to rugby, play Deal or No Deal: Rugby Edition, delight in galaxyMafia’s theory on why Neemia Tialata refers to himself as “Batman”, introduce their new famous Bebo contact – Flo from Down Low with Flo, chortle as your girls consider “Death By Lauaki”, debate the appropriateness of comparing the tragedy of 9/11 to losing a rugby match, investigate Glamour Diva’s dissatisfaction with podcasting in a vacuum, explore the homoerotism of the scrum and the dirty little things that go on inside it, a new musical Sione Time and much, much more!

Podcast Further Information

Inside the Helmet: Life as a Sunday Afternoon Warrior – Michael Strahan

Wit

The Other Umaga and The Other Nonu

Down Low with Flo

S.O.S. Band – Take Your Time


Kevin Michael – Vicki Secrets


Now without further ado, this week's podcast…

Warning: this podcast is definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK so download our foolishness at your peril…


New Zealand Vs. France – Commentary recorded Friday, October 12

If you'd like to watch this game while listening to our commentary you may download it at Media Zone . Click on The Rugby Channel then choose the appropriate game.

Hate it or love it we want to hear from YOU! Send all your complements, questions, suggestions, and complaints to Ms. GD and gM at the_sushi_diaries@yahoo.com. If we really dig your comments we’ll give you a shout out during the next podcast!

Smooches,
Glamour Diva and galaxyMafia
 

Want To Join In Our Podcast Fun?

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Glamour Diva and galaxyMafia had the bright idea that it might be cool to chat with our Dear Listeners while we record our next podcast - New Zealand vs. France. So this Friday (October 12) at 7:35 pm Central Standard Time we will open up the chat lines, the email lines, the phone lines (OK maybe not the phone lines) and the Skype lines to anyone who gives a damn! That’s right, The Sushi Girls™ are going interactive! Woohoo!  This is your chance to become a part of our foolishness in ways you’ve never imagined. Or maybe you have imagined it? Look, just give us a buzz and we’ll go from there okay?  Solid!

Email: the_sushi_diaries@yahoo.com
Yahoo! ID: the_sushi_diaries
Skype (Internet call or chat): misssakamoto

Time Conversions
7:35pm CST=
12:35:00 a.m. Saturday October 13 in Greenwich Mean Time (GMT)
02:35:00 a.m. Saturday October 13 in Johannesburg
08:35:00 a.m. Saturday October 13 in Hong Kong
10:35:00 a.m. Saturday October 13 in Sydney
01:35:00 p.m. Friday October 12  in Samoa

Smooches,
Glamour Diva and galaxyMafia
 

Taking The High Road Is Sooooo Overrated!

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Besides, if we hadn’t taken the low road we never would have seen this!

In this episode The Sushi Girls™ grab their bagpipes and head out to the heather covered land of kilts, haggis, and William Wallace, otherwise known as Scotland! Take note as your girls discuss Doug Howlett’s ancestry and how it prevents him for putting foot to ass more often, Glamour Diva’s love of a good Scottish burr and the men who own them, the return of the robot – Dan Carter – and his special sound effect, galaxyMafia’s disturbingly thorough match report and game analysis, the lackluster performance of all the teams during the current RWC, the last known footage of Sione Lauaki without WTF? hair, Graham Henry’s naughty disciplinary methods, the triumphant return of Sione Time and much, much more!

Podcast Further Information

Roots

Children of Men

Rod Serling

Franz Ferdinand – Take Me Out


Merrie Melodies – My Bunny Lies Over The Sea
Powered by AOL Video


Average White Band – Pick Up The Pieces


Now without further ado, this week's podcast…

Warning: this podcast is definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK so download our foolishness at your peril…


New Zealand Vs. Scotland – Commentary recorded September 29, 2007

If you'd like to watch this game while listening to our commentary you may download it at Media Zone . Click on The Rugby Channel then choose the appropriate game.

Hate it or love it we want to hear from YOU! Send all your complements, questions, suggestions, and complaints to Ms. GD and gM at the_sushi_diaries@yahoo.com. If we really dig your comments we’ll give you a shout out during the next podcast!

Smooches,
Glamour Diva and galaxyMafia
 

And Then Bernard Laporte Shrugged…

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…Right after screaming his head off in complete disgust at the state of Frédéric Michalak’s hair!


In this episode The Sushi Girls™ skip hand in hand down the banks of the river Seine, shrugging and eating baguettes as they continue their coverage of The Rugby World Cup! Hearken as your girls debate the white…almost translucent…pallor of the Ireland team, the duckiness of Michalak’s lips, galaxyMafia’s distaste of a certain article about RWC hotness and the lack of ‘Nesians mentioned in said article, the lack of comments…anonymous or otherwise…on the blog, Glamour Diva’s love of a certain Irish surname, the top five things you can do in France but never in Houston, Texas and say goodbye to the short lived series “Sione Time” and much, much more!

Podcast Further Information

The Ocean of Soul

Donncha O'Callaghan without shorts

Michalak’s Hamburger Commercial


Talib Kweli – Hot Thing


Michalak’s Shoe


Now without further ado, this week's podcast…

Warning: this podcast is definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK so download our foolishness at your peril…



France Vs. Ireland – Commentary recorded Wednesday, September 26, 2007

If you'd like to watch this game while listening to our commentary you may download it at Media Zone . Click on the link then choose the appropriate game.

Hate it or love it we want to hear from YOU! Send all your complements, questions, suggestions, and complaints to Ms. GD and GM at the_sushi_diaries@yahoo.com. If we really dig your comments we’ll give you a shout out during the next podcast!

Smooches,
Glamour Diva and galaxyMafia
 

Sep. 16, 2007 – A Date Which Will Live In Infamy…

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…the world was suddenly and deliberately attacked by The Sushi Girl’s™ Sex and the Sushi Do The Rugby World Cup Podcast!

In this episode The Sushi Girls™ tackle the Rugby World Cup (For the very first time), hogtie it, brand it then send it on it’s merry little way! Gasp as your girls give thanks for all things rugby and ‘Nesian during Gospel Rugby Sunday, consider the extraordinary weight gain of one Sione Lauaki, ponder the question of who has the smallest/largest penis on the current All Blacks squad, chuckle as galaxyMafia calls out all her haters on YouTube, play “Who is smarter than Sione”, deliberate the uneven team matchups and how the International Rugby Board should fix it, chew over Glamour Diva’s dislike of Aaron Mauger and his “‘Nesian Soapbox”, introduce their new segment “Sione Time”, call out all the Anonymous posters on their blog who refuse to follow the rules for Caught Out There with The Sushi Girls, and much, much more!

Podcast Further Information

Guantanamera (One ton ah ‘Nesian)

Cumberland Gap

Mary Mary – Shackles


Yolanda Adams – Victory


Now without further ado, this week's podcast…

Warning: this podcast is definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK so download our foolishness at your peril…

New Zealand Vs. Portugal – Commentary recorded Sunday, September 16, 2007

If you'd like to watch this game while listening to our commentary you may download it at Media Zone . Click on the link then choose the appropriate game.

Hate it or love it we want to hear from YOU! Send all your complements, questions, suggestions, and complaints to Ms. GD and GM at the_sushi_diaries@yahoo.com. If we really dig your comments we’ll give you a shout out during the next podcast!

Smooches,
Glamour Diva and galaxyMafia
 

Love You Ahmed! Smooches!

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YAY!  

Ahmed, who is from Mali but currently living (And loving?) in California and working for SBC Yahoo Internet Services, helped me reconnect to the the Internet...after two long ass weeks of waiting very impatiently!  So, you may ask, why should I give a damn?  Well you should give a damn because this means Glamour Diva can now upload all the Sex and the Sushi Does The Rugby World Cup podcasts for all our Dear Listeners!

Can you say...YIPEEEEEE? Um...sorry. Didn't hear you.

But I ain't gonna do it tonight! It's after 8:30pm here in lovely Houston, Texas which means Ms. GD needs to get her tired bones into bed but please don't pout and please don't fret. I will upload our latest shows sometime this weekend so be patient my sweets.

Smooches and Yawns,
Ms. GD
 

Sushi Girls. . .Rugby World Cup Podcast

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. . .the countdown to the sexiest, sassiest, classiest, trashiest, dirtiest, nastiest podcast begins. . .


copyright 2007. . .galaxyMafia

 

Don't Let The Gossip Die People!




The Sushi Girls Need Your Help!

You love gossip and we love bringing it to you but we can’t do it alone! So we’re putting the call out to all our Dear Readers in New Zealand, Australia and Europe and asking you to help us make our blog, nay YOUR blog, better for you! We want to deputize a few hundred or so “Moles” to go out there, get the gossip and bring it in dead or alive for our new rugby themed celebrity gossip podcast – Caught Out There with The Sushi Girls! What’s in it for me you ask? Well other than our love and appreciation you get the thrill of calling out your favorite player and putting his business on blast all over the Internet!

We do have a few rules though and they are as follows:
  • When you send us the gossip, either through email of Skype, please include your real name and the real name of the player you’re reporting on. We won’t use your name but we need it just the same.
  • All gossip will be presented as Blind Items. We can’t use real names because that would be slander which is illegal in most countries.
  • If you have photographs we’ll use them but they must be your property! Taking personal photos from someone without their express consent is stealing and illegal in most countries.
  • And last but most importantly...we’d prefer your gossip be true or at least have the ring of truth about it. We understand if you have an axe to grind with a particular player but out and out lies, no matter how salacious and juicy, are just cruel and The Sushi Girls are honest…never cruel.
So what do you think Dear Readers? Are you up to the challenge? If you are then we can’t wait to hear from you!

Smooches,
Glamour Diva and galaxyMafia




Pics found here and here.
 

Let’s Wrap This Shizz Up People!

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Looks like the Hurricanes and their infamous hazing rituals will continue undaunted…

In this episode The Sushi Girls™ offer a heartfelt “I Feel For You” to all the New Zealand Ruggers who missed the boat thus making room for the first ever all South African Super 14! Thrill as your girls: Announce the winners of the Great Sex and the Sushi Super 14 Giveaway, Shove their “Hurricanes Best and Worst” picks down your collective throats, Discuss the “Ali Williams Predicament”, ruminate over the AB Selectors picks for the June tours, debate the meaning of the word “Superfluous” and how it applies to certain players, deliberate on Graham Henry’s role as Darth Ted-I, bemoan the disturbing trend of Nesian rugby players hooking up with white women, share more stomach churning info about their nonexistent sex lives and much, much more!

This song, the one we couldn't find during the show, is dedicated to The Nonu. We know we give you a hard time Papa but it’s all about the love. Ain’t nobody dope as you baby…


Sexiest Guy of Super 14 2007 – The Winner!
GM thought the sexiest player should have been Sione Lauaki. Ms. GD thought it should have been Lome Fa’atau. Somehow we ended up with Tana. Who would you have chosen?


And as ALWAYS…don’t forget Glamour Diva’s hard as fuck Nesian Rugby Players Word Search! Click to enlarge the puzzle or email Ms. GD for an even larger copy. Along with the completed puzzle please include the following in your email:

Name
Where you live
How you found our blog/podcast


Now without further ado, this week's podcast…

Warning: this podcast is definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK so download our foolishness at your peril…

Hurricanes Wrap Up Show – Commentary recorded May 21, 2007

Hate it or love it we want to hear from YOU! Send all your complements, questions, suggestions, and complaints to Ms. GD and GM at the_sushi_diaries@yahoo.com. If we really dig your comments we’ll give you a shout out during the next podcast!

Smooches,
Glamour Diva and galaxyMafia




Fetish pic found here
 

The Best Of What Never Was…Part 2

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Neemia: Damn! I thought they were done?
Luke: What? Who are you talking about? Done with what?
Jerry: [Rolling eyes] (Sigh)…It’s a blog man! Look, just shut up and be ready to receive the damn ball! Shit!


In this episode The Sushi Girls™ “Boogaloo Chévere” into week 14 of the Super 14! The Hurricanes’ season is officially over now but that doesn’t mean you can’t still enjoy one of our winning shows! Okay so maybe this isn’t one of our best but it’s funny so what the hell eh? Thrill as Glamour Diva takes you on a cozy ride down Memory Highway with all the best bits from one of the girls’ unaired shows – Hurricanes Vs. Sharks. Relish in more of galaxyMafia’s conspiracy theories on the inner workings of the N-Zed-RU, Glamour Diva’s no-frills commentary on human nature and much, much more!

The Great Sex and the Sushi Super 14 Giveaway!

Listen to our last official Super 14 podcast and you could be a winner! The Sushi Girls™ want to show you just how much they love your ass by giving you a chance to decide the fate of their podcast as well as win an awesome prize! All you have to do is listen for the Secret Word and be the 10th Emailer with that secret word and you could win:

A special commentary made just for you for The Super 14 Final between the Crusaders and Team X!

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!

A CD of our favorite Dirty South Hip Hop hits!

Here’s your clue: What did Sione Lauaki’s brother, Epalahame “Hame” Lauaki, jokingly say he and his family/friends would eat for Easter dinner?

And as ALWAYS…don’t forget Glamour Diva’s hard as fuck Nesian Rugby Players Word Search! Click to enlarge the puzzle or email Ms. GD for an even larger copy. Along with the completed puzzle please include the following in your email:

Name
Where you live
How you found our blog/podcast


Now without further ado, this week's podcast…

Warning: this podcast is definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK so download our foolishness at your peril…

Best of Hurricanes Vs Sharks – Commentary originally recorded March 18, 2007

Hate it or love it we want to hear from YOU! Send all your complements, questions, suggestions, and complaints to Ms. GD and GM at the_sushi_diaries@yahoo.com. If we really dig your comments we’ll give you a shout out during the next podcast!

Smooches,
Glamour Diva and galaxyMafia



Lovely pic of Neh, JC and Luke found here
 

It’s The End Of This Show As We Know It…

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…And we feel...fine?

In this episode The Sushi Girls™ learn it’s “Too Much, Too Little, Too Late” for the Hurricanes as they bid a fond farewell to the Hot Boys of Rugby and the Super 14! Thrill as your girls: consider galaxyMafia’s ideas on the failed attempts of Samoans to steal The Rock (AKA Dwayne Johnson) from Americans, explore their fear of clowns, debate the advantages and disadvantages of sex with Sione Lauaki, expand on their opinions from last week’s show on which players would be tops or bottoms if they where gay, bat around ideas on what it takes to care for a full size Dan Carter Robot, commiserate on which set of rugby playing brothers they’d most like to screw…at the same time…together, inform new comers on the U.S.’s unofficial “Rules of Ethnicity Engagement”, examine The Rugby Roundtable’s Jeremy “Jedi” Thian’s comments on player salaries and also the apparent decline of the value of “The Black Jersey”, give shout outs to all the Ladies of LULARP and consider Glamour Diva’s feelings on double penetration and much, much more!

The Great Sex and the Sushi Super 14 Giveaway!

Listen to our last official Super 14 podcast and you could be a winner! The Sushi Girls™ want to show you just how much they love your ass by giving you a chance to decide the fate of their podcast as well as win an awesome prize! All you have to do is listen for the Secret Word and be the 10th Emailer with that secret word and you could win:

A special commentary made just for you for The Super 14 Final between the Crusaders and Team X!

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!

A CD of our favorite Dirty South Hip Hop hits!

Here’s your clue: What did Sione Lauaki’s brother, Epalahame “Hame” Lauaki, jokingly say he and his family/friends would eat for Easter dinner?

Podcast Media List
These are the books, videos and movies mentioned in this week’s show!

Mike Mulligan and His Steam Shovel by Virginia Lee Burton

Make Way for Ducklings by Robert McCloskey

Fancy Nancy by Jane O’Conner

Sione’s Wedding

Here Comes Dr. Tran!


And last but not least…Glamour Diva’s hard as fuck Nesian Rugby Players Word Search! Click to enlarge the puzzle or email Ms. GD for an even larger copy. Along with the completed puzzle please include the following in your email:

Name
Where you live
How you found our blog/podcast


Now without further ado, this week's podcast…

Warning: this podcast is definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK so download our foolishness at your peril…

Hurricanes Vs Crusaders – Commentary recorded Sunday, April 22, 2007

If you'd like to watch this game while listening to our commentary you may download it at Media Zone . Click on The Rugby Channel then click Super 14 and from there choose the appropriate game.

Hate it or love it we want to hear from YOU! Send all your complements, questions, suggestions, and complaints to Ms. GD and GM at the_sushi_diaries@yahoo.com. If we really dig your comments we’ll give you a shout out during the next podcast!

Smooches,
Glamour Diva and galaxyMafia
 

Bibamus, Moriendum Est!*

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*Death’s unavoidable; let’s have a drink! – Seneca the Elder, “Controversiae”, II, 6, 3

In this episode The Sushi Girls™ are “Looking Good, Feeling Gorgeous” as they sashay and shante into week eleven of the Super 14! Thrill as your girls: Toast the boys with Papa Hemmingway’s favorite drink, introduce you to galaxyMafia’s little sister – sisterMafia, analyze the disquieting trend of the players doing precisely as they say, examine the blossoming of one Piri Weepu in the number 10 position, lament the recent trend of “Booger Blowing” by several of their favorite players, tackle Neemia Tialata’s new “do” as well as the return of his stripped draws, discuss GM’s unsettling attraction to both Lauaki brothers…the two of them…at the same time, share their newly acquired “Bebo Photo Album”, bemoan the lack of end zone tomfoolery after try scoring, consider Glamour Diva’s opinion’s on which players would be tops or bottoms if they were gay and much, much more!

Cuban Mojito
The official drink of Sex and the Sushi…and Cuba

4 tsps. Powdered Sugar

Juice from 1 Lime (2 ounces)

4 Mint Leaves
1 Sprig of Mint 

2 oz. White Rum

2 oz. Club Soda
Crushed Ice



Drop the mint leaves and the sugar into a long mojito (or “Collins”) glass. Squeeze the juice from the lime over the mint and sugar. Gently smash the mint into the limejuice and sugar mixture with a muddler or the back of a fork or spoon if one isn't available. Add the ice and rum then stir. Top off with the club soda and garnish with a mint sprig or lime slice.

Podcast Song/Video List

RuPaul (Featuring Rusty Joiner) – Looking Good, Feeling Gorgeous


Schoolhouse Rock – Verb


Schoolhouse Rock – How a Bill Becomes a Law


Schoolhouse Rock – Conjunction Junction


And last but not least…Glamour Diva’s hard as fuck Nesian Rugby Players Word Search! Click to enlarge the puzzle or email Ms. GD for an even larger copy. Along with the completed puzzle please include the following in your email:

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Now without further ado, this week's podcast…

Warning: this podcast is definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK so download our foolishness at your peril…

Hurricanes Vs Cheetahs – Commentary recorded Saturday, April 14, 2007

If you'd like to watch this game while listening to our commentary you may download it at Media Zone . Click on The Rugby Channel then click Super 14 and from there choose the appropriate game.

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Glamour Diva and galaxyMafia
 

The Best Of What Never Was…

Category: , , , , , By Glamour Diva & galaxyMafia
Humph…“Best” my ass! Shiiiiittttt!

In this episode The Sushi Girls™ “Spring Step” into week 10 of the Super 14! The Hurricanes have the week off but that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the snark sodden hilarity of your favorite rugby podcast. Thrill as Glamour Diva takes you on an intimate tour of all the best bits from one of the girls’ unaired shows – Hurricanes Vs. Brumbies. Delight in more of galaxyMafia’s patented “Tialata Bashing” and raging against the rugby machine, Ms. GD’s folksy, down home charm and lusty comments and much, much more!

And as ALWAYS…don’t forget Glamour Diva’s hard as fuck Nesian Rugby Players Word Search! Click to enlarge the puzzle or email Ms. GD for an even larger copy. Along with the completed puzzle please include the following in your email:

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Now without further ado, this week's podcast…

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Best of Hurricanes Vs Brumbies – Commentary originally recorded February 24, 2007

Hate it or love it we want to hear from YOU! Send all your complements, questions, suggestions, and complaints to Ms. GD and GM at the_sushi_diaries@yahoo.com. If we really dig your comments we’ll give you a shout out during the next podcast!

Smooches,
Glamour Diva and galaxyMafia



Lovely pic of Doug Howlett found here