Young, succulent chicken, just barely hatched!!!

copyright 2008. . .galaxyMafia

galaxyMafia put this latest Tialata vid up on YouBoob, er Tube just a week ago and already close to 700 fools, ah, folks have looked at it. . .hmmmm? Usually, it takes a good six months to get that many hits for a vid of the fat, dark prop but, who knows, eh. . .? It's funny cause somebody only gave me 2 frickin' stars!!!!!!!!!

Anyhoo. . .here it is.
The song is "Feel like a woman" by MJ Blige


copyright 2008. . .galaxyMafia

Here's galaxyMafia's latest foolishness. . .
And for those of you wondering what the song is, it's "Sell Me Candy" by Rihanna. . .

Lyrics below should explain why I picked it. . .other than the fact that I know Ms. GD will instantly fear and loathe it even though she ain't up in Vegas. . .(RIP Hunter Thompson!!!!!)

Sell Me Candy lyrics

[Verse 1]
Sell me candy like it’s summer when it’s melting in my hands
I know you’re around like the ice cream man
I can hear you calling, whisper something in my ear
You seem like sugar, tell me what I wanna hear
I’m weak by your touch and when it’s melting on my lips
I run through my body when you lick my fingertips
You’re selling me a fantasy that I want to explore
It sounds so good it’s got me rotten to the core

[Bridge:]

Talk to me
Take care of my dreams
All I need
Is you beside me
It’s destiny
Just let it be
If words can speak
Then baby sell it to me

[Chorus:]
Sell me candy, sell me love, sell me heaven, sell me doves
What’s the charge? What’s the cost?
(I’m the daddy)… you the boss.

[Verse 2]
You could be a professional, boy you make a sale
I try to resist but every time I fail
The one temptation that I gotta endure
The running through my body now you’re knocking at my door
A thin little kiss and your call is really sweet
But the shawty that you’re rocking is nothing like me
You’re selling me a fantasy that I want to explore
It sounds so good it’s got me rocking through the core (you know…)

[Bridge]
Talk to me
Take care of my dreams
All I need
Is you beside me
It’s destiny
Just let it be
If words can speak
Then baby sell it to me

[Chorus]
Sell me candy, sell me love, sell me heaven, sell me doves
What’s the charge? What’s the cost?
(I’m the daddy)… you the boss.

[Verse 3]
I wanna play… more than you know
So don’t you leave… and don’t you go
I want it all… until time falls
His arms… I want to roam
I want to love… give him my trust
I want to live… for both of us
I want to breathe you… lay on your shoulder
I want to warm you… when nights get colder
I want love… love… loveI want love… love… love

[Bridge]
Talk to me
Take care of my dreams
All I need
Is you beside me
It’s destiny
Just let it be
If words can speak
Then baby sell it to me

[Chorus]
Sell me candy, sell me love, sell me heaven, sell me doves
What’s the charge? What’s the cost?
(I’m the daddy)… you the boss.

copyright 2008. . .galaxyMafia

. . .well, galaxyMafia was bored again, and decided to fool around with some footage of the mammoth prop. . .


copyright 2008. . .galaxyMafia

Way, way last month. . .in a tiny Pacifc island renamed (by bloody thievin' colonists) New Zealand. . .




copyright 2007. . .galaxyMafia

. . .the countdown to the sexiest, sassiest, classiest, trashiest, dirtiest, nastiest podcast begins. . .

copyright 2007. . .galaxyMafia

Well, I'm a bit ambivalent about these ruggers at the moment BUT, thought I should get a video out there. . .throw down the gauntlet. . .give you guys real video and NOT just Powerpoint. . .

Please note: there are no (good) Sione photos in this crop. . .BECAUSE THERE ARE NO MORE NEW PHOTOS OF SIONE. . .I troll every day for y'all, looking for new pictures and I have every picture of Lauaki to date. . .next, I'm gonna call his mom and ask for some baby pictures. . .would y'all like that? I'll get the chop suey recipe, too. For you guys, I will do it. . .I am making new contacts as I write. . .not for my benefit but for y'all's. . .I am letting y'all have Sione. . .no Blongan twin boys for me. . .that pipe dream is in the garbage disposal. . .

galaxyMafia is moving on to Anthony Perenise. . .BUT she will not be sharing him!!

Anyway. . .




copyright 2007. . .galaxyMafia is getting ready for her trip to Canada, and very glad to be leaving the US for awhile. . .by the time she comes back, the ABs will have played their first game (she thinks) and perhaps may have even won it. . .

Yeah, yeah, another Wax video. . .a few new pics. . .lots of new video so gM couldn't resist, ya heard her!

This is an interesting song choice for her because, normally, she would not agree with these anti-feminist, fangirl lyrics BUT. . .she could see herself sayin' these words to tha big Tongan. . .if he watches that weight, and keeps the firm body!*



copyright 2007. . .gM will have more blog entries later. . .IF anyone is still reading. . .while trying to change the blog template, she "disappeared" the damn site meter so. . .WTF, right?

*whazzz up to my grlzz down fo' Alanis!!

Well. . .here's yet another video for Mr. Tialata, and once again, galaxyMafia finds herself conflicted. . .should she continue to pursue this man (and by pursue, she means should she give a rat's ass about him) or leave him to Sally. . .

And what of Mr. Lauaki. . .??? Now that he is growing his hair back, things are definitely looking up. . .

YOU DECIDE. . .that is, if you give a rat's ass. . .and you probably don't and really, I don't blame you because most of the time, I don't either. . .

Anyhoo. . .take a look. . .



copyright 2007. . .galaxyMafia can't wait to get her new software!!!!!!!

Well. . .this is for those of you who can't stand that ubiquitous Rihanna "Umbrella" song. . .and for those (like myself) who just like lookin' at Sione.

By the by, why does Rihanna say, "Um-ba-rella"?

Anyhoo. . .these are the same pics of Lauaki with old video. And yeah, you've seen all this fodder before; it's just "re-WAXed" with a different song so. . .

It's basically "bubblegum" video. . .if ya like it chew it, if ya don't spit it out. . .just make sure ya don't get it stuck under tha bottom of your shoes. . .




copyright 2007. . .gM

copyright 2007. . .GM

While trolling for new photos of Sione Lauaki (of which there never really seem to be enough), galaxyMafia came across a site with a virtual plethora of pics!! And even though they're embossed with those damned watermarks, the photos were so good (meaning, she'd never seen them before), she just had to make a new video. . .

And concerning this song choice. . .galaxyMafia feels it is very apropros. Time and again, she has tried to reach out to Mr. Lauaki, because truly she feels he is misunderstood and needs a loyal friend however, he is still to shy. . .

However, she knows in her heart one day he'll come around. . .and maybe she'll still give a tinker's damn. Nevertheless, she is sure she'll stick with Wax til the end. . .

Without further ado about nothing. . .

"Wax. . .under my umbrella" by galaxyMafia



copyright 2007. . .galaxyMafia often thinks fondly about Sione. . .*sigh*. She also thinks Ted needs to stop trippin' and put him on the RWC team. Come on, Ted. . .the guy had a sensational Super 14, he didn't burn bright and flame out like others you've chosen for the current tests (cough "Doug Howlett" cough) and despite his injury, he's come back in fine form, unlike some lame horses you're still holding a spot for (cough "Greg Somerville" cough)!!!!

Prof, Baby Boss, Under Boss and White Chocolate. . .thanks for your lovely birthday messages!! Prof, thanks for the card!!! Way cool, dude!!!

As a woman raised in the South, I was (rigorously) trained to send thank you notes, etc. and since I don't know your addresses (well, except yours U.B.) and I'm too lazy to go to the post office to buy stamps, I thought I'd thank you guys with the following video!!!

. . .Because y'all gave a rat's ass. . .

"Ma'agasm. . ." by galaxyMafia



copyright 2007. . .let's hope the WRU likes it as well!!!

During our last podcast, galaxyMafia suddenly remembered the song "Glamour Boys" by Living Colour [the black guys who threw everyone in a tizzy 'cause they liked to rock it out] and she thought it was so apropros (and she may have spelled that wrong but. . .)

Here are the lyrics!! Sing along while you watch!!! It's more fun than Sosene Anesi on a waterslide!!!!

Glamour Boys

The glamour boys swear they are a diva
The glamour boys have it all under control
Always dancing and always laughing
The glamour boys are playing the role

The glamour boys never have no money
The glamour boys wear the most expensive clothes
The glamour boys are always at the party
Where the money comes from heaven only knows

I aint no glamour boy - Im fierce
I aint no glamour boy - (snap)
I aint no glamour boy - Im fierce
I aint no glamour boy

The glamour boys live off their ambition
The glamour boys have it all figured out
A very, very dubious position
When you got no clout

The glamour boys whole life is a gamble
They might get over or fall flat on their face
But if one does, there's no need to worry
Another g-boy will take his place

I aint no glamour boy - Im fierce

The glamour boys dont think about tomorrow
The glamour boys just need tonight to play
But just like things you cant afford on credit
Time catches up and you have to pay

The glamour boys are always on the guest list
You'll always find them in the hottest spots in town
They'll be your friend if you have fame or fortune
If you dont they wont be hanging round

I aint no glamour boy - Im fierce
words and music by Living Colour

copyright 2007

The Sushi Girls really must visit France soon. Women there have the most wonderful taste in fashion, men…and blogs about objectifying them *cough* Anyway...and apropos of nothing...please join us in welcoming the newest member of LULARP (Ladies for the Unbridled Lust and Appreciation of Rugby Players) – Snow Bunny!

Date: Tue, 22 May 2007 11:41:18 +1200
From: Snow Bunny
To: the_sushi_diaries@yahoo.com
Subject: Desperate for more!!!

Dearest girls,

You do a marvellous job and I love your site, but why oh why can't I access the wonderful video clips you have made of Mr Tialata and the young Nonu..?! The suspense is simply killing me and the more I can't see them the more desperate I get! Please help! I can't find them on You Tube either...

What's a girl to do? Sione and Lome have whet my appetite and I just gotta have more! I love those pretty boys, even if they can't seem to string a sentence together [Aaawww! Lome speaks well…except for the little stutter…:( – GD].

From one desperate for some nigga action girl.

Thanks for reading the blog and listening to the podcasts baby girl! See you on Bebo! – The Sushi Girls

Vive la France!!



copyright 2007. . .so this is why galaxyMafia took French instead of Spanish!!

Copyright 2007. . .galaxyMafia

BREAKING NEWS - Upon reflection, galaxyMafia has decided to cancel "THUG-A-LICIOUS" because, truthfully, she was just being judgmental, mean-spirited and downright filthy! Besides, she shouldn't make up disparaging stories about her future brother-in-law, right?

However, the video will stay because Hame is cute in a thuggish kinda way.




copyright 2007. . .galaxyMafia

copyright 2007. . .galaxyMafia is starting to think this is her life. . .this being, making nigga-rigged videos about Sione Lauaki that he'll never see. . .*sigh*. . .even Tialata managed to look at his. . .anyway, Deb, Nat, Rose and all the other ladies of LULARP, enjoy!!

But, ah. . .don't get no ideas. . .galaxyMafia will fight you in tha street for this man!

Oh, Mr. Tialata, Mr. Tialata!
Permit me this one melodramatic tirade. . .
How long have I been on your side? How long have I wished good tidings for you, and that Carl Hayman would ass up off the tighthead prop position!

And yet, this apathy from you, and not even apathy, more like flippant, inconsequential ambivalence!! But, what did I expect? You are 24, and young boys like you, full of piss and vinegar and taro, have turned nonchalant postering into an art form!

I was willing to be down for you, and not leave your side, and that, for me, would have been a tall damn order! You would never have found a more loyal girl!

And yet, the apathy, ambivalence!

You know my real name, and what I look like, and yet your lack of effort speaks volumes! I may not see very well but I can't hear perfectly! I understood your silence loud and clear, kind sir!

Therefore, you leave me no choice. . .

This is the last from me concerning you! It's a shame you won't even see this, and even if someone were to tell you about it, you wouldn't believe it, or take the time to get up from the dining room table and take a look.

I will leave you with these immortal words from Dido. . .

". . .now i've seen, tonight, how could i waste my time
and i'll be on my way, and i won't be back
cos i've seen, tonight, what i've been warned about
you're just a boy, not a man, and i'm not coming back. . ."

Adieu, Mr. Tialata!
I'll see you when we're both dead. . .so do your best to make it to Heaven, yo!

copyright 2007. . .galaxyMafia sincerely hopes that all of you who read this blog and DON'T comment on anything she says will stay consistant as she would not appreciate your fucking two cents on this matter!!