It’s Monday, November 28 and I’ve resigned myself to my fate. No more “Pretty” until only God knows when! In the immortal yet slightly paraphrased words of Foghorn Leghorn, “I got my Brazilian Models and my Prison Break tapes, I say my Brazilian Models and my Prison Break tapes to keep me warm!”










And just because there were too many delectable pictures to choose from and also because he represents my perfect body type, I present my current Sushi Dinette set…










Consider this your methadone shot for the day:

From The First Church Of Wentworth Miller thread on Television Without Pity

Tsuga, a loyal viewer, had this to say:

I love the graphic for the Church. And I think we deserve to know: Is the proprietor of Sex and the Sushi a lurker, or one of our regular contributors?
[Thank you and as to whether or not I’m a lurker depends on what your definition is. Am I a member of the forum but a non-poster? Or am I not a member at all? Hmmmmm…?]

I am soooooo looking forward to this fanfic of galaxyMafia’s. I just know it will be a stone gas! – GD

To keep myself from becoming a broken woman after November 28, I’ve decided to begin the weaning process now, sort of like my own methadone treatment plan.

You have to fight pretty with pretty and what better way to do that than with Brazilian Models! Why Brazil you ask? Well I think Brazilians are beautiful people and that’s why I dig them! [¡Que Lindo! (I know that’s Spanish but I don’t speak Portuguese)] Actually, I have a particular fondness for all things Afro-Latin: Brazil, Puerto Rico (¡Boriqua!), Panamá, La República Dominica, Cuba, etc. There is just something so striking about that Spanish/Indigenous Peoples/African mix! [¡La gente está muy fascinando!]

For the next few weeks I will make El sacrificio grande and scour the net for beautiful Latino men for you to drool over. Please don’t thank me. I know it’s a difficult, time consuming task but I do it because I love you!












Consider this your methadone dose for the day:

From The First Church Of Wentworth Miller thread on Television Without Pity

LiylaZ, a self-described loyal viewer, had this to say:

Ladies, I have a theory for the mystery of the blue steel--According to the People interview, Wentworth has been single for over a year, right? And we know that he's too busy to have a relationship right now, right? Well, if that's the case, then perhaps the reason behind all those incredibly hot, intense gazes is that he has an excess of sexual energy pent up, and his eyes are a means to express those feelings. Like, I'm sure ya'll know how men get this really hot look in their eyes when they want to get it on--maybe Wentworth's mesmerizing gaze is a result of sexuality that is begging to be satisfied? In other words, perhaps he needs to have the brains screwed out of him. And because Wentworth has naturally gorgeous eyes, it only adds to the intensity of the gaze. So, maybe when he's doing a particularly blue-steely shot, he fixes an image of a woman he's about to make love to--after so long without sex--in his mind, and thus achieves the intensity that would otherwise be nigh impossible for a regular man.

¡Glamour Diva es una “Gasolina”! - GD

NAME:Carlos “Caco” Ricci Souza

AGE: 27

HEIGHT: 6'/184M

WEIGHT: Just freakin’ right!

WHY SHOULD SUSHI BE EATEN OFF HIM? Because he’s all fine and Brazilian! And those eyes! Those kissable lips! Oooooooooo! Jiminy Crickets!

WHEN SHOULD YOU EAT SUSHI OFF HIM? When ever you damn can! Gee Willikers!


FROM WHAT PART OF HIS BODY SHOULD YOU EAT THE SUSHI? The whole damn thang! Jumpin’ Jehosephat!

WHERE SHOULD YOU BE WHEN YOU EAT THE SUSHI OFF HIM? Baggage claim in Bush/Intercontinental Airport on the baggage carousel

HOW SHOULD YOU EAT SUSHI OFF HIM? Like he was the last bowl of Chicken Ximxim you were ever going to get!

PROPENSITY FOR VIOLENCE: Medium. He may be a stereotypical “Fiery Latino”.

STALKER QUOTIENT: -753 (increases exponentially if he thinks you don’t want his body and you don't think he’s sexy)

SHOULD/COULD/WOULD YOU QUIT YOUR JOB FOR HIM? He’s a model. He aint got enough cheese for that girl…

IS HE WORTH BEING PHOTOGRAPHED GIVING KARL ROVE A TONGUE BATH WHILE BEING ANALLY PROBED BY RICK SANTORUM? Saints Preserve Us – NO!

IF HE WANTED TO USE YOUR PLACE AS A SAFE HOUSE WHILE AVOIDING CAPTURE AND CERTAIN PROSECUTION BY THE FEDS FOR PULLING SUPREME COURT NOMINEE HARRIET MIERS’S SKIRT UP OVER HER HEAD AND SPANKING HER GRANNY PANTIES WEARING ASS WITH A MACKEREL WHILE SHE MOANED IN ECSTASY? Yes but only if I could videotape the whole thing and sell the tape anonymously on Ebay

WOULD YOU HELP HIM BITCH SLAP THE PEOPLE IN TOLEDO, OHIO WHO THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO ALLOW NEO-NAZIS TO MARCH IN THE CITY UNDER THE CURRENT CLIMATE OF RACIAL DISHARMONY IN THE U.S. BROUGHT ON BY THE AFTERMATH OF KATRINA? Sigh…of course I would! All Power To All People…except hate mongers like the fools in Toledo!

Faça-me o amor infinito, passionate Carlos! – GD