NAME:Carlos “Caco” Ricci Souza

AGE: 27

HEIGHT: 6'/184M

WEIGHT: Just freakin’ right!

WHY SHOULD SUSHI BE EATEN OFF HIM? Because he’s all fine and Brazilian! And those eyes! Those kissable lips! Oooooooooo! Jiminy Crickets!

WHEN SHOULD YOU EAT SUSHI OFF HIM? When ever you damn can! Gee Willikers!


FROM WHAT PART OF HIS BODY SHOULD YOU EAT THE SUSHI? The whole damn thang! Jumpin’ Jehosephat!

WHERE SHOULD YOU BE WHEN YOU EAT THE SUSHI OFF HIM? Baggage claim in Bush/Intercontinental Airport on the baggage carousel

HOW SHOULD YOU EAT SUSHI OFF HIM? Like he was the last bowl of Chicken Ximxim you were ever going to get!

PROPENSITY FOR VIOLENCE: Medium. He may be a stereotypical “Fiery Latino”.

STALKER QUOTIENT: -753 (increases exponentially if he thinks you don’t want his body and you don't think he’s sexy)

SHOULD/COULD/WOULD YOU QUIT YOUR JOB FOR HIM? He’s a model. He aint got enough cheese for that girl…

IS HE WORTH BEING PHOTOGRAPHED GIVING KARL ROVE A TONGUE BATH WHILE BEING ANALLY PROBED BY RICK SANTORUM? Saints Preserve Us – NO!

IF HE WANTED TO USE YOUR PLACE AS A SAFE HOUSE WHILE AVOIDING CAPTURE AND CERTAIN PROSECUTION BY THE FEDS FOR PULLING SUPREME COURT NOMINEE HARRIET MIERS’S SKIRT UP OVER HER HEAD AND SPANKING HER GRANNY PANTIES WEARING ASS WITH A MACKEREL WHILE SHE MOANED IN ECSTASY? Yes but only if I could videotape the whole thing and sell the tape anonymously on Ebay

WOULD YOU HELP HIM BITCH SLAP THE PEOPLE IN TOLEDO, OHIO WHO THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO ALLOW NEO-NAZIS TO MARCH IN THE CITY UNDER THE CURRENT CLIMATE OF RACIAL DISHARMONY IN THE U.S. BROUGHT ON BY THE AFTERMATH OF KATRINA? Sigh…of course I would! All Power To All People…except hate mongers like the fools in Toledo!

Faça-me o amor infinito, passionate Carlos! – GD