If my life were a movie, what would the soundtrack sound like? That is the question I asked myself a few weeks ago when I was sitting at my boring job questioning my existence instead of filing and typing and fending off the advances of several oversexed old men. I couldn’t include every song because that would be like millions of damn songs and anyway, iTunes doesn’t have many of the songs I love so this is really just part one. Maybe when I’m 70 I’ll do another iMix of part two? Wait a sec, the thought of me still writing for this blog at 70 is kind of depressing! Oh well Dear Readers…Smooches!



Note: You must have iTunes loaded on your computer before you can listen to the playlists. You don’t have to own a Mac Dear Readers; you only need the iTunes software. Dig it? Enjoy! – GD

If you’ve listened to our podcasts then you already know about my chemical induced, pseudo-love for New Zealand winger Lome Fa’atau. I think about him all day long and, consequently, many of the songs that cycle through my iPod during the day seem to remind me of him and all his matinee idol handsomeness! Sigh. I just want to kiss his lips off ya’ll!





Note: You must have iTunes loaded on your computer before you can listen to the playlists. You don’t have to own a Mac Dear Readers; you only need the iTunes software. Dig it? Enjoy! – GD

Oh how I long for the days before anyone ever heard of Hip Hop. Ok not really...but maybe Screw! I really DO NOT like Screw! But then If you've been reading this blog you already know that. Anyhoo, I loves me some old school shizz! But alas, iTunes ain't as old as me so I couldn't go back as far as I would have liked. Damn you iTunes!

My Old School R&B Favorites

Note: You must have iTunes loaded on your computer before you can listen to the playlists. You don’t have to own a Mac Dear Readers; you only need the iTunes software. Dig it? Enjoy! – GD

¡Saludos mis amores y bienvenidos a mi “playlist” más última! I give you Ms. GD’s favorite (that is to say, all the favorites iTunes could be bothered to upload) Latin/Latin influenced grooves. Enjoy!

My Latin and Latin Fusion Favs

Note: You must have iTunes loaded on your computer before you can listen to the playlists. You don’t have to own a Mac Dear Readers; you only need the iTunes software. Dig it? Enjoy! – GD

¡Buenas tardes mis Lectores Queridos! Ms. GD is here again with another one of her fabulous playlists. First off I’d like to send a mini rant out to iTunes; I love you but you simply must do better with the music upload situation! I can’t tell you how to run your business but you need to find a way to get more albums and more artist onboard because it makes no sense that out of five hundred rap songs I’m only able to upload forty to a playlist! Moving on…

Oh how I wanted to be a B-Girl! To strut around in my Puma sneaks and sweats with my gold, doorknocker earrings and…well you get the picture. Unfortunately my parents got the picture too so they spanked me soundly with the Bible Belt and sent me to bed without any grits while they stayed up all night, guarding me against the devil’s own music – RAP!

A “Sample” Of My Rap Favorites!

Note: You must have iTunes loaded on your computer before you can listen to the playlists. You don’t have to own a Mac Dear Readers; you only need the iTunes software. Dig it? Enjoy! – GD

Howdy-do Dear Readers! Ms. GD is back again with another one of her very special playlists. I’ll just cut to the chase here my dear ones: Ms. GD is horny and she would like to share that horniness with you. NOT IN THAT WAY! Jeeesh what dirty minds you have! Anywho, this iMix is dedicated to redboy___, big pimpin’ it Louisiana style all up in Texas! One of these days I just might take you up on your offer. Will you be ready for this jelly?

Hot Sex On A Platter!

Note: You must have iTunes loaded on your computer before you can listen to the playlists. You don’t have to own a Mac Dear Readers; you only need the iTunes software. Dig it? Enjoy! – GD

FINALLY! The Goddess of iTunes is pleased with my latest offering and has allowed me to upload it for my Dear Reader’s enjoyment! Go forth Dear Readers and partake of the musical goodness hidden within her womanly folds. Wait a sec, that sounds vaguely dirty doesn’t it? Ah well…

Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves

Note: You must have iTunes loaded on your computer before you can listen to the playlists. You don’t have to own a Mac Dear Readers; you only need the iTunes software. Dig it? Enjoy! – GD

iTunes is trippin’ so I had to list my latest playlist here. The good news: I get to add more songs. The bad news: You can’t preview or buy any of them. Sucks huh? Anywhoo, on with the music!

What Are You Longing For?:
Longing…desire…whatever you call “it” it is that which propels us forward in search of, well, many things such as sexual gratification, romantic love, understanding of ourselves as well as humankind. Or in the case of The White Stripes…the desire to break a foot off in someone’s ass! Enjoy!

Smooches,
Ms. GD

Moi Et Toi – Arabic Groove, Abdel Ali Slimani

Mauvais Sang – Arabic Groove, Khaled

Before I Speak – Before I Speak, Kyle Riabko

The Smart Set – Berlin Cabaret Songs, Ute Lemper

Agua De Beber – Best Of Al Jarreau, Al Jarreau

Space Oddity – Best Of Bowie, David Bowie

Climb – Black On Both Sides, Mos Def

Not Of This Earth – Bridget Jones' Diary, Robbie Williams

A Who A Say – Conscious Party, Ziggy Marley & The Melody Makers

What Have I Done To Deserve This? – Discography, Pet Shop Boys

I'm Still In Love With You – Dutty Rock, Sean Paul Feat. Sasha

Seven Nation Army – Elephant, The White Stripes

Caravan Of Love – The Essential Isley Brothers, Isley, Jasper & Isley

Free Fallin' – Full Moon Fever, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

Ma Peau – Global Soul, Melanie Renaud

Heaven Help – Greatest Hits Limited Tour Edition, Lenny Kravitz

Constant Craving – Ingénue, k.d. lang

Chale Chalo – Lagaan: Once Upon A Time In India, A.R. Rahman, Srinivas

Can't Get Enough – Love Jones, Kenny Lattimore

Immigrant – Lovers Rock, Sade

The Way – Peace Beyond Passion, Me'Shell Ndegéocello

Night And Day – Red Hot + Blue: A Tribute To Cole Porter, U2

(Nothing But) Flowers – Sand In The Vaseline, Talking Heads

Watching You – Stone Jam, Slave

The Man With The Child In His Eyes – The Whole Story, Kate Bush

Trynna Find A Way – Whoa, Nelly!, Nelly Furtado

Ever wonder what songs are in rotation on Ms. GD’s Mac? You say you didn’t even know Glamour Diva owned a Mac? Well Dear Readers she does and she uses it as the world’s most expensive jukebox, radio and word processor!

So to make up for the fact that I barely use all the goodies that Macs are famous for having, I’ve decided to start a new bi-weekly (or monthly or when ever I feel like it) feature where I um…feature…a few of the over 800 and counting songs (!!!) I have loaded on my laptop. I must warn you; Ms. GD has very eclectic tastes so you could get a mixture of show tunes, acid jazz, Algerian Raï and Gregorian chants all on one playlist! The only thing I am certain of is that you won’t be bored.

But having said that I’ve decided to not grab you by the ankles and toss you into the frozen waters of Ms. GD’s strange and varied musical tastes. Instead we will begin slowly and work our way up to it…one themed playlist at a time:

My Fiona Apple Favorites

Love Stinks!


Note: You must have iTunes loaded on your computer before you can listen to the playlists. You don’t have to own a Mac Dear Readers; you only need the iTunes software. Dig it? Enjoy! – GD