I haven’t done one of these in SOOOOOOOOO long but I just couldn’t resist sharing some of my new favorite comedy clips with you, my dearest Dear Readers. Therefore, let us all take a moment to let loose a hearty WOOT! WOOT! as we sample the funny!
Dr. Tran's Quiet Log Time More raw, kick ass action from the incredible Dr. Tran!
Flight of the Conchords - Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros There ain’t no party like a Nanna tea party ‘cause a Nanna tea party won’t…STOP!
Sarah Silverman attacks Paris Hilton This was made by a PH supporter and was supposed to make Ms. Silverman look bad but I think it just showcases how funny she is…
Chabal's Huge hit on Masoe - New Zealand v France - 02/06/07 While not officially comedy, it’s still the funniest thing I’ve seem in ages!
Have a great week Dear Readers and don’t work too hard! – GD
Hello Dear Readers and welcome to the very first SNV of 2007! We have some lovely specimens for you tonight, all different flavors, sizes and sexualities so go get your towels (and some lotion or lube if you’re a guy) and relax as you watch some of the best Hot Ass Men the Internet has to offer. Please don’t uh, sprain anything and WOOT! WOOT! ya’ll!
Welcome Dear Readers to another edition of SNV, the last one for 2006! I’ve been more than a little lazy of late so I was thrilled when galaxymafia suggested the theme for this week’s entry – the “Heizman” dance craze! We are determined to master this new dance if it’s the last thing we do Dear Readers. Actually, seeing as how I’ve yet to master the Harlem Shuffle or the Electric Slide the outlook on me learning this dance doesn’t look hopeful. But wait! I can do the Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It, the Southside and Lil’ John’s Snap Yo Fingers so I’m gonna keep hope alive ya’ll. In the meantime, enjoy these clips of the new dance sensation that’s sweeping the nation! WOOT! WOOT! and do dat Heizman on dat Ho!
The Original and still champion!
The girls can do it too ya’ll!
As Luke would say…Gi…gi…gi…git it guuuuurl!
Detroit in da “Heizman” house!
Damn. White boys do fuck up everything yo! They couldn’t catch the beat with a net and a bear trap but it’s funny…
Damn but they are worse than the white boys…and I didn’t think ANYONE could be worse than those white boys! DAMN!
As I’ve written so many times before, I love my Dear Readers so stay safe, don’t drink and drive and have a very happy New Year! - GD
Hello Dear Readers and welcome to yet another edition of SNV! Tonight I’d like to do something a little different…well just a smidge. I still have a great collection of Hot Ass Men (And two VERY hot Women) to share with you but this time we’re visiting the world of British R&B! Below are some of my favorite artists, old and new. So Pip Pip, Cheerio and WOOT! WOOT! ya’ll!
Amy Winehouse – Rehab
Lewis Taylor – Stoned Part 1
Terri Walker – Whoopsie Daisy
Terri Walker Featuring Mos Def – Guess You Didn't Love Me
Lemar – It's Not That Easy
And my favorite British crooner, well one of my favs period:
Omar – Your Mess
Omar – Something Real
Five more days until Christmas in California! YAY!!!!! – GD
Aaarrgh! Ms. GD is such a lazy, lazy Diva these days! But I managed to get it together long enough to scoop up a handful of Hot Ass Men for your enjoyment! So grab your WOOT! tickets, put on your hat and coat (‘cause it’s chilly outside) and hurry your ass on out to the train station. You don’t want to miss your ride on the Hot Ass Men Express do you? Yes…that’s what I thought…
Sexy Dex (The dread locked man in black) and his Triple Cross movie trailer
Watch it or you’ll put someone’s eye out with that honey!
Cute guy getting a tattoo…Hubba, Hubba!
This video is just one more thing to add to my “This would never happen to me in a million years!” file. Damn it all to hell!
The “Brown Brothers” in Australia don’t have enough shit to keep them busy. How fortunate for us! Brisbane Krump – Regulators Parody
And for the ladies who likey the bodybuilders, this brother’s body is off the chain!
Just 10 more bloody days until my happy ass raises the hell up out of Texas. California here I come! – GD
Hello Dear Readers! It’s your girl Ms. GD and she’s back from her extended vacation from SNV with another set of videos featuring Hot Ass Men! This time we’re kickin’ it Pacific Islander and Maori style with a set of the most ghettoest videos not found in the United States! I kid you not Dear Readers! I don’t know how they got so ghetto but they are and I love it! So do the Haka, grab a big warm bowl of taro, cuddle up to your computer screen and enjoy some of the best Hip Hop and R&B Polynesia and all points West and South West (That would be New Zealand and Australia) has to offer. WOOT! WOOT! ya’ll!
This is the favorite group of two of our favorite Hot Ass rugby players, Ma’a Nonu and Lome Fa’atau. You know Ms. GD love the kids and the little ones break dancing in this vid are too cutie patootie! Nesian Mystik – So Good
This vid reminds me of I’m Real by J-Lo and Ja Rule…only more artistic like West Side Story…Savage Featuring Aaradhna – They Don’t Know
GM and I love us some Chong Nee ya’ll! He just a big ole’ Polynesian Teddy Bear ain’t he? Chong Nee – Thin Line
I don’t know who the young woman singing in the video is but she sho nuff got some pipes on her! And the dude playing the “Bad Boyfriend” is hot to death! Chong Nee – Scenarios
UPDATE: The young woman singing her lungs out is named Niki Ahu and you can find out more about her here.
Little homie got a nice flo but the beat is tight, tight, tight! Gone den boy! Frontline – What Was You Thinking
Switches, spinning rims, boomin’ systems, snakeskin Timberlands and video vixens pumpin’ it like their lives depended on it! Looks like Any Ghetto, U.S.A but it ain’t…it’s New Zealand baby! Dei Hamo – We Gon' Ride
This is my favorite joint! The beat is SICK and young Mr. Scribe got a good little flo on him. It will probably be a few years before he’s truly spittin’ hot fire but he’s young yet and I ain’t hatin’ on him. Also…He’s ADORABLE! Scribe – Not Many (Remix)
Oh Dear Readers, all Ms. GD can think about is sunny California. Sigh. Where are you Dec. 21?!?!?!? – GD
Hello Dear Readers and welcome to yet another edition of SNV. Tonight I decided to go with a hodgepodge of things, a veritable cornucopia of video gold! We got 70s TV, Rugby (of course!), parodies, old school music videos, and Popin’ and Lockin’ Dwarfs! Sounds like some sort of freak show doesn’t it? Well that’s SATS in a nutshell Dear Readers…a damn freak show. So WOOT! WOOT! ya’ll and enjoy!
The fact that I remember this show at all dates me horrifically but I loved it! That Angie Dickinson was hot to damn death wasn’t she? Yowzer! And the soundtrack Dear Readers? Off the heezy fo sheezy!
Another dope 70s show with another dope sountrack!
Why I Love Rugby starring The Beauteous, Dimpled, Dreadlocked, Ma’a Nonu (#13) and the rest of the Wellington clique…(sigh)
I can’t stand JT but I LOVE this parody! Put a lil’ Serotonin it and enjoy Gray Kid – Paxilback
Damn but this song was the lick back in the day! Sing galaxyMafia, you know the words! Chuck Brown – Bustin' Loose
I freakin’ LOVE this freakin’ clip! Indian cinema is the shizz yo! The name of the movie is Adhisayappiravi starring Rajnikanth, a very famous Tamil actor. The little guy’s name is still a mystery to me. But damn can he dance! Pop and lock on Little Superstar…pop and lock on!
Goodnight all you dapers and toe tappers. And make sure you remember to lift with your legs when you put that hump in your back and lift your rump! – GD
Ms. GD is bored and still a bit depressed that Malili “Mils” Muliaina has yet to buy a damn clue and is still involved with his “partner”, the odious Hayley ! In the immortal words of B Angie B (And, I think, The Emotions), why do you have to look for love Malili, when there’s so much love here? Sigh. Well, WOOT! WOOT! Dear Readers and enjoy these super hot Ladies of the 80s music videos.
I Wonder If I Take You Home – Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam
Let The Music Play – Shannon
You Look Good To Me – Cherrelle
Symptoms Of True Love – Tracie Spencer
Wow – Kate Bush
Strut – Sheena Easton
Monday is a new day and I will strive to NOT think about how much better my life would be with Mils in it. Damn his hot, rugby playing, Samoan self! And damn me for being so entranced! UGH! – GD
Another Sunday…another set of videos featuring Hot Ass Men! This week’s entry is a bit of a mixed bag. We have some music videos, a little classic and modern dance, a few gay boys frolicking on the beach and one lone diver in speedos. Yummy! Shall we begin? First I’d like to bring a little highbrow entertainment to my readers so here are two dance videos for your enjoyment. And don’t worry; there is still some nudity! Can I get a WOOT! WOOT! Dear Readers?
Hot Russian ballet dancer Daniil Simkin in a flesh colored bodysuit!
Beautifully done nude modern dance film
Hot guys in Speedos…OH MY!
Not sure who Alex Despatie is but he’s the hotness!
I don’t really like Marques. He ain’t that cute to me, he can’t really sing and I think we’re about the same height but I can’t hate on his body. It’s all good from the neck down baby! So here he is: Naked – Marques Houston
This video was the hotness back in the day and I still drool when I see it! Oh D’Angelo, we hardly knew ye…Untitled (How Does It Feel) – D'Angelo
Until next week Dear Readers, stay fly and fabulous! – GD
Models, models everywhere and not a one that’s heterosexual! But they are so damn pretty aren’t they? And a girl can dream and masturbate accordingly can’t she? Now don’t look at me like that! I know I’m not the only one spanking my monkey! Jeeeeezzzz! Anyway, WOOT! WOOT! Cheerio and all that sort of rot Dear Readers!
DJ Leandro Becker
Jonathan P.Jesensky
Olivier Vervelle (Jeune Poulet!)
Evandro Soldati
Models In Underwear
Janice Dickenson is a crazy bitch but she is the Queen of Objectification! Therefore, I salute you JD…WOOT! You go wit yo crazy, drug-addled, hot man lovin’ ass!
Listen up all you Freaks of Color! YouTube needs your hot, succulent, naked bodies to entertain the masses! We don’t care if you’re straight or gay as long as you’re willing to get nekkid so please upload those videos today…or send them directly to Ms.GD at the_sushi_diaries@yahoo.com. That is all! – GD
Good evening Dear Readers and welcome to another edition of SNV! Tonight Ms. GD is tired and a bit nervous about her two job interviews Monday morning so she’s just not feeling the naked men tonight. Besides, after almost spontaneously orgasming to the image of Ma’a Nonu in the Wellington vs. Auckland Air New Zealand Cup Semi-final…TWICE…well, how could she possible come down from that? So in lieu of Hot Ass Men please enjoy these Hip Hop Classics!
In The Beginning There Was: Grandmaster Flash & the Furious Five – The Message
Das EFX – They Want EFX
UTFO – Roxanne Roxanne
EPMD – Crossover
Newcleus – Jam On It
Afrika Bambataa – Planet Rock
In the immortal words of Marvin Hamlisch from A Chorus Line , “God, I hope I get it! I hope I get it! How many people does she need?!?!?” Pray for me Dear Readers! – GD
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Good evening Ladies and Germs (Waka-Waka!) and welcome to another edition of SNV! We have some wonderful hot ass men and one interesting blast from our past to share with you tonight. So hand over those WOOT! coupons and lets get started!
We have a repeat offender Dear Readers, Shane is back and ready to show us more of what he’s workin’ with!
All American Guys? Let’s be real and call it what it is, All American Gay Guys…okaaaaaaaaay?
Oh my! Major cuteness!
French-Moroccan muscle hotness named Karim! I know it’s politically incorrect to say this these days but, Ms. GD love those dusky Arab hotties!
I almost fell out of my chair when I saw this clip! GM and I used to know this guy (but not in the “biblical” sense) years ago when he worked at a strip club here in Houston called La Bare . Back in the day, he used to have long hair, brown eyes, a wider nose, and no tattoos but I ain’t hatin’ on his 40-year-old ass!
And finally, the Lust of my life…Le Michalak: L'athlète Magnifique!
Have a great week Dear Readers and I will see you all next week with more hotness...believe that! – GD
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By Glamour Diva & galaxyMafia
Is it wrong of me to love Hot Ass Naked Men so much? Is it wrong to gawk and drool and think filthy thoughts about their beautiful bodies? Some people would say it’s very wrong…dead wrong even! But I say screw them and their puritanical ideals and WOOT! WOOT! for good measure! That’s right…I can feel the puritanical Puritans shrinking back into their caves as I type. WOOOOT!
Oh Nick, you cheeky, aerobics instructor you!
Talk about Homoerotic!
Random Hotness named “James”
Random Hotness named Yvan Courneyor
¡Aye Papi! ¡Que muy hermoso!
If soccer had more gratuitous “bulge” showing I would so be sittin’ in front of my TV right now!
The naked boys are back and in fine form! YIPEEEEEEE! Until next week Dear Readers… – GD
Oh my Dear Readers, it’s a sad thing when there are no naked boys to be found on the web! I searched and I searched and I just couldn’t find any good enough to be featured on this here blog (You know we gots standards galdarnit!). But don’t you fret and don’t cry Dear Readers, Ms. GD will leave no stone unturned and no clip unscreened until she finds the Holy Grail of all naked boy videos – Wentworth Miller, naked, licking chocolate syrup off his own nipples! HA! WOOOOOHOOOOOO! No? Okay…watch these fab 80’s pop hits instead…
Spandau Ballet – True
The Proclaimers – I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
Tom Jones and Art of Noise – Kiss
Rick Astley – Never Gonna Give You Up
Winger – Seventeen
David Bowie – Ashes to Ashes
The Clash – Rock the Casbah
I'll have some naked boys for you next week…hopefully. The boys just don’t seem too keen on getting naked these days. Must be cuz it’s getting cooler outside. Damn you Fall! – GD
Hello Dear Readers and welcome to another edition of SNV! I want to do something a little different today. Instead of featuring the usual Hot Ass Men, I’ve decided to share some of my favorite clips, the ones that don’t really fit anywhere else. Also, the exhibitionists, both straight and gay, need time to refill their coffers (so to speak) with lots of naked boy gold! Until then, enjoy these clips!
This is why Ms. GD love the kids! Watch this baby get her Beyoncé on.
This shit brings back super happy memories! It’s the pinball number animation from Sesame Street – Remixed!
Does anyone know what happened to Kid Creole And The Coconuts? Did they fall off or just decide to stop making music? It’s a shame really ‘cause they were so good!
An interesting ad campaign for AIDS prevention. The message to women? Think before you pick on the effeminate little boy in your class. He could grow up to be a really hot guy who has absolutely no interest in your homophobic ass!
This guy is named Mark Day and he’s a hoot! Or maybe the reason I dig him is because of the Scottish accent? Either way he’s funny and he makes some good points. Check it out yo!
In the immortal words of Al Jarreau, Home Skillet is sho nuff getting his boogie down ya’ll! This is a clip from the Kollywood classic, "Ellam Inba Mayam" (1981). The name of the song is Solla Solla Enna Perumai and it is a stone gas! I want that yellow dress. On second thought, I want that dress but in red. Red is a better color for me.
Damn I love that last clip! I even downloaded the MP3 so I can get down and get funky wit it all the time! Until next week Dear Readers, stay hip, stay happening, stay groovy! – GD
I’ve dated myself enough as it is already but damn these joints bring back memories! Happy, carefree memories when life was so full of promise and…oh hell! Just watch the videos ya’ll!
Run DMC – King Of Rock (RIP Jam Master Jay)
Eric B & Rakim – Paid In Full (I’d still hit Rakim! And RIP Ofra Haza )
Stetsasonic – Talkin' All That Jazz (And this joint still gets me out of my seat!)
Ice Cube – Today Was A Good Day
Sir-Mix-A-Lot – Posse On Broadway
Big Daddy Kane – I Get The Job Done (Yes and I wanted him to work on me!)
D Nice – Call Me D Nice (I had dreams about those luscious lips! Sigh!)
Salt N Pepa – Tramp (This song goes out to all the men who’ve gotten on my last black nerve. You know who you are.)
Stop The Violence Movement – Self Destruction (This song still gives me chills. It’s a shame nothing has changed though.)
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By Glamour Diva & galaxyMafia
Beautiful men, beautiful men! Where would we be without beautiful men? Actually we might be happier in general if there were no men but women are creatures of habit as well as slaves to our pheromonal addictions so WTF! Right? Now…can I get a WOOT! WOOT! ladies?
Two of my favorite things: Leather Daddies and Leather Daddies smoking Marlboro Reds!
I don’t know who this “Marcel” kid is but he can wash my car any damn day!
Some kid named Shane showing off. Thanks Shane!
Mutt and Jeff together again, this time working out and yappin’ (presumable about their undying love for each other) in some language I don’t understand
Ooooooo Lawdy, Lawdy! And did I mention..LAWDY!?!?
This last video is a little more risqué then I'd usually post but it’s…just…so…hot…I couldn’t resist posting it! There isn’t any nudity but as always, Not Safe For Work!
The smile at the end makes all the difference doesn’t it? Sigh…
Until next week Dear Readers…Oh I don’t know! Just come back next week for more hot ass men! – GD
I’m taking it back to the old school tonight Dear Readers and I’m dedicating tonight’s installment of SNV to the Ladies. We could all use a little empowerment and today’s female music artists just aren’t cutting it! You need a big sack to make it in the entertainment business and most of these new singers stealing our money are definitely sackless. We women have always been good at multitasking so there’s no reason why we can’t rock the house and be sex kittens at the same time. All you Rihyoncés out there take note: This is how you do it baby!
Kate Bush – Running Up That Hill
Pat Benatar – Love Is A Battlefield
Stevie Nicks – Stand Back
Mary Jane Girls – In My House
Taylor Dayne – Tell it to my Heart
Janet Jackson – Nasty Boys
Nehneh Cherry – Buffalo Stance
Blondie – Heart Of Glass
And last but never least we have the indomitable Grace Jones. In the words of AC/DC, “She’s got the biggest balls of them all”! Work that shit Grace!
Pull Up To My Bumper
Until next week Ladies (and Gents), stay strong as well as sexy! – GD
Happy Sunday my Dear, Dear Readers! Ms. GD is tired! Shopping at Wal-Mart or as I like to call it, The Ninth Circle of Hell, can tucker a girl out. Also, I got back from visiting relatives in Austin, Texas late Saturday night so I am too whipped to Woot right now. But I will be back Monday with the full, fabulous story of my trip to the Texas Hill Country ! Right now let’s get on into the hot ass men ogling. Shall we?
Why Sushi? We don’t like sushi. We prefer our fish cooked but we respect the rights of all humans to eat their fish raw. Having said that, on to why we have dubbed this blog, Sex and the Sushi. Have you ever seen a man that was so hot to death you thought you’d do almost anything to have him? We’ve felt that way also which is why when we see a man like that we say we’d eat sushi off him. That’s right – he’s so fine we’d eat raw seafood off his hot body! Please send all complements, questions, suggestions, and complaints to Miss Sakamoto at the_sushi_diaries@yahoo.com
Hate it or love it we want to hear from YOU! Send all your complements, questions, suggestions, and complaints to Ms. GD and gM at the_sushi_diaries@yahoo.com. If we really dig your comments we’ll give you a shout out during the next podcast!
Our Rugby World Cup Podcasts
Warning: this podcast is definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK so download our foolishness at your peril…
Hate it or love it we want to hear from YOU! Send all your complements, questions, suggestions, and complaints to Ms. GD and gM at the_sushi_diaries@yahoo.com. If we really dig your comments we’ll give you a shout out during the next podcast!
Our Super 14 2007 Podcasts
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Hate it or love it we want to hear from YOU! Send all your complements, questions, suggestions, and complaints to Ms. GD and GM at the_sushi_diaries@yahoo.com. If we really dig your comments we’ll give you a shout out during the next podcast!