Future Hotties Of The World Unite!
To paraphrase Maurice Chevalier, thank heaven for little boys! Without them we wouldn’t have full-grown men to torture us with their uselessness and general stupidity! Oh I’m sorry. Do I sound bitter? Well I am but that’s another post altogether! This post is to celebrate my favorite up and coming hot ass men to be! Little boys. So young. So cute. So uncorrupted and full of promise. Where does it all go wrong? The world may never know but until some hot shot MIT grad discovers the formula we will continue to do as Jesse instructed and keep hope alive. So what are the criteria?
1. The perspective hottie must be cute.
2. The perspective hottie must have come out the other side of puberty relatively unscathed (Unlike Haley Joel Osment).
3. The perspective hottie must be under eighteen years of age because if he’s eighteen or older then he’s legally an adult so what would be the point right?
Cameron Bright
January 26, 1993
You know him as “Oleg” from Running Scared or “Jimmy/Leech” from X-Men: The Last Stand
Malcolm David Kelley
May 12, 1992
You know him as “Walt” from Lost or “Young Atwone” from Antwone Fisher
Rupert Grint
August 24, 1988
You know him as “Ron Weasley” from the Harry Potter movie series
Jeremy Sumpter
February 5, 1989
You know him as “Pete Young” from Clubhouse or “Peter” from Peter Pan
And just when you thought it couldn't get any cuter...
Everybody saw aaaaawwwwwwww! Now that's what I call CUTE!
"More energy!"
"Shut up Josh!"
L...O...freakin' L! Talk about your future hotties!
Pictures of cutie patootie little boy with pancakes found here. – GD
1. The perspective hottie must be cute.
2. The perspective hottie must have come out the other side of puberty relatively unscathed (Unlike Haley Joel Osment).
3. The perspective hottie must be under eighteen years of age because if he’s eighteen or older then he’s legally an adult so what would be the point right?
Cameron Bright
January 26, 1993
You know him as “Oleg” from Running Scared or “Jimmy/Leech” from X-Men: The Last Stand
Malcolm David Kelley
May 12, 1992
You know him as “Walt” from Lost or “Young Atwone” from Antwone Fisher
Rupert Grint
August 24, 1988
You know him as “Ron Weasley” from the Harry Potter movie series
Jeremy Sumpter
February 5, 1989
You know him as “Pete Young” from Clubhouse or “Peter” from Peter Pan
And just when you thought it couldn't get any cuter...
Everybody saw aaaaawwwwwwww! Now that's what I call CUTE!
"More energy!"
"Shut up Josh!"
L...O...freakin' L! Talk about your future hotties!
Pictures of cutie patootie little boy with pancakes found here. – GD