8 Things I Never Want To Hear A Man Say To Me Ever Again!
“Hey there brown sugar/chocolate/hot chocolate/sexual chocolate/queen/Nubian Queen/African Queen!” [Has a simple “Hello” been outlawed?]
“I love me some big/fat girls!” [Here’s a clue, if you’re trying to push up on me then it’s a safe bet I already know you like it! Asshole!]
“ This is my baby Traniece and her mama Bernice. This is my baby Lil’ G and his mama Josephina. And these are my babies, Lil’ G the second and Min Sook. Their mama took them back to Korea because…” [Sigh…]
“Can you make your booty clap?” [I don’t know, can you dodge bullets?]
“I’m married/have a girlfriend but my wife/girlfriend doesn’t understand me.” [Yes men still say this shit.]
“Oh yeah see what had happened was…” [Go to your quiet place Ms. GD.]
“So when I finally got outta the joint…the second time…” [Just take me now Jesus!]
“Squeeze ya later baby!” [Insert “Isaac The Bartender” type index finger guns with clicking sound]
Saints preserve me and Lord keep me from the ig’nant men folk of the world! – GD
“I love me some big/fat girls!” [Here’s a clue, if you’re trying to push up on me then it’s a safe bet I already know you like it! Asshole!]
“ This is my baby Traniece and her mama Bernice. This is my baby Lil’ G and his mama Josephina. And these are my babies, Lil’ G the second and Min Sook. Their mama took them back to Korea because…” [Sigh…]
“Can you make your booty clap?” [I don’t know, can you dodge bullets?]
“I’m married/have a girlfriend but my wife/girlfriend doesn’t understand me.” [Yes men still say this shit.]
“Oh yeah see what had happened was…” [Go to your quiet place Ms. GD.]
“So when I finally got outta the joint…the second time…” [Just take me now Jesus!]
“Squeeze ya later baby!” [Insert “Isaac The Bartender” type index finger guns with clicking sound]
Saints preserve me and Lord keep me from the ig’nant men folk of the world! – GD
"Can you make your booty clap"
I can imagine this comes from men who are not black. Beyonce has caused a lot of us to catch hell.
"I like me a thick girl"
Men forget that not every overweight or thick woman wants to be reminded of her weight.
I try to stay far away from most men who are baby daddies. Tooooo much drama