UPGRADE YA. . .LOME FA'ATAU
Well. . .the 'Nesians are continually besotted with white women, and that's okay; as gM says, ". . .if they like it, I love it!" However, many of you have wondered, as good-looking as these blokes are, why can't they afford the luxury of a decent looking white woman. . .?
Never fear. . .galaxyMafia has decided to find the perfect white woman for our beloved 'Nesians and YOU can help. (If she doesn't get bored with this), every now and again, galaxyMafia will present "white woman" alternatives for the 'Nesian man, and hopefully, tha n!ggas will catch a clue. . .
Without further ado about nothing at all, we'll start with one of your faves, Mr. Lome Fa'atau. . .
Mr. Fa'atau, a proud Samoan born in Wellington, formely of the Wellington Lions/Hurricanes, now schlepping in Scotland, seems to be currently attached to a woman we'll call. . .let's see. . .RACHEL!
Rachel must have, as Ms. GD would say, "a trick pelvis" because how this ghostly, ghastly woman snagged Lome is beyond the scope of even the most ardent human comprehension.
Well, Lome. . .as Beyonce would say, "Part'na lemme upgrade ya!"
So. . .let us know who Lome should UPGRADE to. . .
LOME + CAMERON = LOMERON
LOME + JENNIFER = LENNIFER
LOME + KATE = LATE
copyright 2007. . .galaxyMafia. . .personally thinks he looks cutest with Kate. . .
Never fear. . .galaxyMafia has decided to find the perfect white woman for our beloved 'Nesians and YOU can help. (If she doesn't get bored with this), every now and again, galaxyMafia will present "white woman" alternatives for the 'Nesian man, and hopefully, tha n!ggas will catch a clue. . .
Without further ado about nothing at all, we'll start with one of your faves, Mr. Lome Fa'atau. . .
Mr. Fa'atau, a proud Samoan born in Wellington, formely of the Wellington Lions/Hurricanes, now schlepping in Scotland, seems to be currently attached to a woman we'll call. . .let's see. . .RACHEL!
Rachel must have, as Ms. GD would say, "a trick pelvis" because how this ghostly, ghastly woman snagged Lome is beyond the scope of even the most ardent human comprehension.
Well, Lome. . .as Beyonce would say, "Part'na lemme upgrade ya!"
So. . .let us know who Lome should UPGRADE to. . .
LOME + CAMERON = LOMERON
LOME + JENNIFER = LENNIFER
LOME + KATE = LATE
copyright 2007. . .galaxyMafia. . .personally thinks he looks cutest with Kate. . .
The Blonde South African girl is insane if she thinks she is somehow special. Who the hell cares if it's true and not "trash talk"... Bottom line - YOU ARE TRASH, you silly tart!!
Get a life and get a clue. You're just another girl who had to google his name, stumble across this blog, and decide to boost your non existant self respect by telling the world you're a dirty
wh0re.
So keep in mind love, that what goes around comes around... Happy living B-1arch!!
To everyone else - How about keeping in mind that "Rachel" is a real person just trying to live her life like the rest of us. All this nonsense is really appalling and I hope to God she never sees this shit.
And who is this Rachel chick??
how dya know what she looks like??
Was it Rachel or does he have a new girlfriend these days or was it just another one of his many blonde acquaintances that we keep hearing about?
If anyone has any more info please share on this hot sexy chick....
Poor Sally, if she thinks her beauty will charm him for long, she has another thing coming. Sally - don't you think he has had a hundred beautiful woman before you? You can't be more of a good woman than his last girlfriend Rachel. And there will be another hundred after you. He has a snakes charm, which I and countless other woman have been on the receiving end of.
If you want the bad boy in the first place, don't be surprised if he lives up to the bad boy rep later. You asked for it.