Starring. . . All Blacks and Samoans Jerry "JC" Collins and Malili "Mils" Muliaina.
JC is a big, beefy forward who likes to score free food, impress the ladies with his 22-inch guns (biceps) and boast that his knowledge of the Samoan language will enhance his ability to learn French.
Mils is a fiduciary type with a shady financial background thanks to his partner Hayley and a penchant for starting pub brawls in which he ends up with a foot in his ass.
JC is all flash and bravado; and Mils is introspective and self-composed** BUT when these two hot ta death* Samoans get together, they make RED HOT RUGBY LOVE!
*Note: Jerry "JC" Collins is ONLY "hot ta death" from the neck down!! **Note: That is, when he's not getting beat up, or letting his partner Hayley get him hemmed up in her white collar crime shenanigans
copyright 2006. . .galaxyMafia. . .still thinks Carl Hayman needs to ass up off the tighthead prop position. It should have been Tony Woodcock who got his calf chewed off, not Neemia!!!!!!!
. . .The guy who hit Stephen King in 1999 with a Dodge Minivan. . .
Dude, if you weren’t going to kill the bloke why’d you bother letting the dog distract you? Now, because of your haphazard attention to detail, the world still has to endure the prolific “Master of Horror”.
Because you and that Dodge Minivan of yours could only manage to leave King in a tangled heap on the side of the road with a broken leg and injuries that were, according to hospital officials, “orthopedic in nature”, I have to put up with this necromancer 1) in the back of my Entertainment Weekly magazine with his lame column, spewing tripe (which is one of the main reasons why I didn’t renew), 2) dissing the cell phone with his book, “Cell” about an electromagnetic pulse that turned folks into flesh-eating zombies because he doesn’t like cell phones and 3) going on and on to the point of myopia about LOST, which he thinks is the best damn show on television. King is a strange looking man, ghastly and gruesome, and yet he has a wife and has even spawned with her, and I could go on but, really, what’s the point?
copyright 2006. . .galaxyMafia. . .had to blog about something other than the damn ABs, doncha think?
As the current obsession with rugby players continues with no apparent end that galaxyMafia can see. . .then again, she do have a lazy, amyopic eye so maybe that's the damn problem, eh? Anyhoo, GM and Glamour Diva have noticed that down under the bottom of the world in Kiwi Land, the New Zealand rugby players, specifically the Polynesian rugby players, don't seem to like going topless. Which, if ya know like I know, is a damn shame 'cause them brown, toasty boys is tha hotness!! Alas, all the pasty white ones (and you know who you are By-ron Kelleher, or however you spell it) don't have a problem taking it all off. Nevertheless, GM is committed to finding pics of the "brown brothers" as close to au naturel as possible.
So, without further ado about everything but the kitchen sink. . .sex and the sushi presents. . .
The good. . .? Loves eatin' chickuns, preferably KFC. Cute face and nice teeth!!!
The bad. . .? Says the best book he ever read is "FHM".
The ugly. . .? An All Black "one test wonder".
According to an article on Rugby Heaven, "Not much more than a year ago Sosene Anesi was a prime example of the worst excesses of Graham Henry's bloated All Black squad policy.
On the back of a decent 2005 Super 14 campaign for the Chiefs he was selected against Fiji before being dropped in one-test wonderland.
Whenever the cheapening of the jersey is raised, Anesi's name is usually somewhere in the mix. Nobody doubted the 25-year-old could play, but he was hardly All Black material.
OUCH!!!!!
copyright 2006. . .galaxyMafia. . .thinks it's time for All Black prop Carl Hayman to be "put in the dirt"!!!!
Hello Dear Readers and welcome to yet another edition of SNV. Tonight I decided to go with a hodgepodge of things, a veritable cornucopia of video gold! We got 70s TV, Rugby (of course!), parodies, old school music videos, and Popin’ and Lockin’ Dwarfs! Sounds like some sort of freak show doesn’t it? Well that’s SATS in a nutshell Dear Readers…a damn freak show. So WOOT! WOOT! ya’ll and enjoy!
The fact that I remember this show at all dates me horrifically but I loved it! That Angie Dickinson was hot to damn death wasn’t she? Yowzer! And the soundtrack Dear Readers? Off the heezy fo sheezy!
Another dope 70s show with another dope sountrack!
Why I Love Rugby starring The Beauteous, Dimpled, Dreadlocked, Ma’a Nonu (#13) and the rest of the Wellington clique…(sigh)
I can’t stand JT but I LOVE this parody! Put a lil’ Serotonin it and enjoy Gray Kid – Paxilback
Damn but this song was the lick back in the day! Sing galaxyMafia, you know the words! Chuck Brown – Bustin' Loose
I freakin’ LOVE this freakin’ clip! Indian cinema is the shizz yo! The name of the movie is Adhisayappiravi starring Rajnikanth, a very famous Tamil actor. The little guy’s name is still a mystery to me. But damn can he dance! Pop and lock on Little Superstar…pop and lock on!
Goodnight all you dapers and toe tappers. And make sure you remember to lift with your legs when you put that hump in your back and lift your rump! – GD
“Hey there brown sugar/chocolate/hot chocolate/sexual chocolate/queen/Nubian Queen/African Queen!” [Has a simple “Hello” been outlawed?]
“I love me some big/fat girls!” [Here’s a clue, if you’re trying to push up on me then it’s a safe bet I already know you like it! Asshole!]
“ This is my baby Traniece and her mama Bernice. This is my baby Lil’ G and his mama Josephina. And these are my babies, Lil’ G the second and Min Sook. Their mama took them back to Korea because…” [Sigh…]
“Can you make your booty clap?” [I don’t know, can you dodge bullets?]
“I’m married/have a girlfriend but my wife/girlfriend doesn’t understand me.” [Yes men still say this shit.]
“Oh yeah see what had happened was…” [Go to your quiet place Ms. GD.]
“So when I finally got outta the joint…the second time…” [Just take me now Jesus!]
“Squeeze ya later baby!” [Insert “Isaac The Bartender” type index finger guns with clicking sound]
Saints preserve me and Lord keep me from the ig’nant men folk of the world! – GD
Ms. GD is bored and still a bit depressed that Malili “Mils” Muliaina has yet to buy a damn clue and is still involved with his “partner”, the odious Hayley ! In the immortal words of B Angie B (And, I think, The Emotions), why do you have to look for love Malili, when there’s so much love here? Sigh. Well, WOOT! WOOT! Dear Readers and enjoy these super hot Ladies of the 80s music videos.
I Wonder If I Take You Home – Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam
Let The Music Play – Shannon
You Look Good To Me – Cherrelle
Symptoms Of True Love – Tracie Spencer
Wow – Kate Bush
Strut – Sheena Easton
Monday is a new day and I will strive to NOT think about how much better my life would be with Mils in it. Damn his hot, rugby playing, Samoan self! And damn me for being so entranced! UGH! – GD
Why Sushi? We don’t like sushi. We prefer our fish cooked but we respect the rights of all humans to eat their fish raw. Having said that, on to why we have dubbed this blog, Sex and the Sushi. Have you ever seen a man that was so hot to death you thought you’d do almost anything to have him? We’ve felt that way also which is why when we see a man like that we say we’d eat sushi off him. That’s right – he’s so fine we’d eat raw seafood off his hot body! Please send all complements, questions, suggestions, and complaints to Miss Sakamoto at the_sushi_diaries@yahoo.com
Hate it or love it we want to hear from YOU! Send all your complements, questions, suggestions, and complaints to Ms. GD and gM at the_sushi_diaries@yahoo.com. If we really dig your comments we’ll give you a shout out during the next podcast!
Our Rugby World Cup Podcasts
Warning: this podcast is definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK so download our foolishness at your peril…
Hate it or love it we want to hear from YOU! Send all your complements, questions, suggestions, and complaints to Ms. GD and gM at the_sushi_diaries@yahoo.com. If we really dig your comments we’ll give you a shout out during the next podcast!
Our Super 14 2007 Podcasts
Warning: this podcast is definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK so download our foolishness at your peril…
Hate it or love it we want to hear from YOU! Send all your complements, questions, suggestions, and complaints to Ms. GD and GM at the_sushi_diaries@yahoo.com. If we really dig your comments we’ll give you a shout out during the next podcast!
"Red Hot Rugby Love"
