Oh my dear…Dear Readers. I thought I’d experienced the very worst the Internet dating community had to offer but then “Powel Bruce” (Don't worry, that's not his real name and that's not his real picture. He stole both.) blew into my life. And what a tainted zephyr he turned out to be indeed! I really don’t want to give too much away because the slow burn is so much better than giving it to you quick, hard and raw…the way I know you like it! So just sit back and enjoy the first of NINE installments of…

The Internet Dating Chronicles Of Glamour Diva – Transatlantic/Equatorial Africa Edition

Sent: 6/6/2006 at 8:04:37 PM
Subject: hello…

Hello,

I saw your pics and I want to know u cos ur pics got me crazy........ I'd really like to get to know you better. I'm a bit embarrassed as I've never been the first to mail u, but now am somehow couldn't help doing that. i have some strange feeling that you're someone special. I hope I'm not mistaken. if you like to answer me, feel free to write to my email { Edited to protect my anonymity, not his@yahoo.com} since I can't visit the site often enough, or u can as well add me to ur buddy list so we could chat, my yahoo messenger id is {Edited to protect my anonymity, not his}. never left me unattended to. hope to hear from you soon,

Regards
Powel.

June 6, 2006

Powel The Idiot [offline 5:34:26 PM]: i am online now waiting for u
Powel The Idiot [offline 5:34:26 PM]: hello
Powel The Idiot [offline 5:34:26 PM]: hw u doing?
Glamour Diva [6:19:49 PM]: hi!
Powel The Idiot [6:21:01 PM]: Glamour Diva hw u doing?
Glamour Diva [6:21:31 PM]: i'm good! how are u? what country are you in?
Powel The Idiot [6:22:06 PM]: im still in London
Glamour Diva [6:22:38 PM]: ok so how are you? how's your little boy?
Powel The Idiot [6:23:05 PM]: i am cool
Powel The Idiot [6:23:12 PM]: i have realy miss ya
Powel The Idiot [6:23:18 PM]: hw is work going with u?
Powel The Idiot [6:23:18 PM]: hw is life
Glamour Diva [6:24:36 PM]: life is very boring...without you
Powel The Idiot [6:25:19 PM]: wow
Powel The Idiot [6:25:19 PM]: really?
Glamour Diva [6:26:34 PM]: sure! i'd love to spend some time with you
Powel The Idiot [6:27:06 PM]: wow
Powel The Idiot [6:27:07 PM]: that is really nice
Powel The Idiot [6:27:16 PM]: i have also miss u alot
Glamour Diva [6:27:54 PM]: i look forward to meeting you
Powel The Idiot [6:28:35 PM]: and me too honey
Powel The Idiot [6:28:46 PM]: i cant wait to be with u and start my life with u Glamour Diva
Powel The Idiot [6:28:56 PM]: i love u
Glamour Diva [6:29:39 PM]: you don’t love me dear. You’re infatuated!
Powel The Idiot [6:30:25 PM]: i mean what i am saying Glamour Diva
Powel The Idiot [6:30:35 PM]: i am not kidding u okay
Powel The Idiot [6:31:35 PM]: i remember
Powel The Idiot [6:32:03 PM]: u told me that u will send me some pics and u have not send it to me
Glamour Diva [6:33:19 PM]: i emailed you the last time we spoke. you didn’t get the email?
Powel The Idiot [6:33:36 PM]: yes
Powel The Idiot [6:33:45 PM]: honey pls send me the pics now
Powel The Idiot [6:33:46 PM]: ok
Glamour Diva [6:34:20 PM]: ok i will
Powel The Idiot [6:34:32 PM]: thx
Powel The Idiot [6:35:04 PM]: r u sending it now?
Glamour Diva [6:35:11 PM]: yes.
Powel The Idiot [6:35:20 PM]: ok
Powel The Idiot [6:35:21 PM]: thx
Glamour Diva [6:36:49 PM]: hold on
Powel The Idiot [6:38:22 PM]: ok honey
Glamour Diva [6:39:05 PM]: ok I sent them
Powel The Idiot [6:39:39 PM]: okay
Powel The Idiot [6:39:39 PM]: let me check
Glamour Diva [6:39:44 PM]: ok
Powel The Idiot [6:43:00 PM]: pls hold on okay
Glamour Diva [6:43:07 PM]: ok
Powel The Idiot [6:44:48 PM]: wow u look really great honey
Powel The Idiot [6:44:48 PM]: maga
Powel The Idiot [6:45:35 PM]: u look sweet
Glamour Diva [6:46:23 PM]: thanks
Glamour Diva [6:50:45 PM]: hello?
Powel The Idiot [6:51:31 PM]: sorry im back
Powel The Idiot [6:51:37 PM]: the network is not that okay
Powel The Idiot [6:51:50 PM]: Glamour Diva can i ask u a question?
Glamour Diva [6:51:57 PM]: sure!
Powel The Idiot [6:52:22 PM]: what did u feel abt dating a white man?
Powel The Idiot [6:52:37 PM]: i hope the Diff did not matters to u?
Glamour Diva [6:53:24 PM]: i've dated plenty of white men. how do you feel about dating a black woman
Powel The Idiot [6:53:44 PM]: i am very okay with that okay
Powel The Idiot [6:53:54 PM]: the Diff means nothing to me
Glamour Diva [6:54:49 PM]: good!
Powel The Idiot [6:55:22 PM]: that is nice
Glamour Diva [6:55:55 PM]: as you saw in my pictures, i'm a large woman. is that okay with you?
Powel The Idiot [6:56:09 PM]: what did u feel abt we having kidd together?
Powel The Idiot [6:56:29 PM]: u being large did not matters to me
Powel The Idiot [6:56:42 PM]: what matters is the love we share
Glamour Diva [6:57:27 PM]: i wouldn’t mind having one baby but i would have to think about more than that.
Powel The Idiot [6:57:52 PM]: okay
Powel The Idiot [6:58:07 PM]: hw many guys have u meet online?
Glamour Diva [6:59:08 PM]: i've talked to a lot of guys but i've only met two or three. most of the guys on there just want to have sex and I'm not into that
Powel The Idiot [6:59:45 PM]: ok
Powel The Idiot [6:59:49 PM]: that is very cool
Powel The Idiot [6:59:59 PM]: hw many guys r u talking to now
Glamour Diva [7:00:13 PM]: just you now
Powel The Idiot [7:00:35 PM]: i hope i will be the only one forever
Glamour Diva [7:01:08 PM]: we'll see...
Powel The Idiot [7:01:23 PM]: that is what i want
Powel The Idiot [7:01:33 PM]: unles if u dont need me
Glamour Diva [7:02:33 PM]: well first we have to spend a little time together and get to know each other. only then will i know what my true feelings are
Powel The Idiot [7:02:51 PM]: okay
Powel The Idiot [7:03:13 PM]: i am sure something good will surely come out of us honey
Glamour Diva [7:03:25 PM]: i think so too
Powel The Idiot [7:03:37 PM]: i love uuuuuuuuu
Powel The Idiot [7:03:44 PM]: all i need from u is a chance
Powel The Idiot [7:03:58 PM]: and i promise i will never let u down
Glamour Diva [7:05:22 PM]: when you get back to Houston we'll see each other right?
Powel The Idiot [7:05:44 PM]: sure
Powel The Idiot [7:05:51 PM]: i promise u that
Powel The Idiot [7:05:56 PM]: and we will never be apart again
Glamour Diva [7:06:39 PM]: ;-)
Powel The Idiot [7:08:31 PM]: i mean it
Glamour Diva [7:08:50 PM]: what would u like to do first?
Powel The Idiot [7:09:09 PM]: well get to know each other
Powel The Idiot [7:09:10 PM]: u?
Glamour Diva [7:09:50 PM]: LOL i meant where will we go!
Powel The Idiot [7:10:32 PM]: we can go out for a dinner or even stay at home and have a nice time
Powel The Idiot [7:10:40 PM]: or where did u want us to go?
Glamour Diva [7:12:39 PM]: dinner is good. then drinks and conversation at your house?
Powel The Idiot [7:12:51 PM]: that is cool
Glamour Diva [7:12:56 PM]: lol ok
Powel The Idiot [7:13:01 PM]: sure
Powel The Idiot [7:13:11 PM]: what did u do for a living?
Glamour Diva [7:14:16 PM]: DELETED
Powel The Idiot [7:14:30 PM]: for
Powel The Idiot [7:14:35 PM]: ?
Glamour Diva [7:14:53 PM]: DELETED
Powel The Idiot [7:15:06 PM]: that is really nice
Powel The Idiot [7:15:15 PM]: did u like ur job?
Glamour Diva [7:15:55 PM]: its cool, just a job
Powel The Idiot [7:16:23 PM]: i hope they pay u good
Glamour Diva [7:16:48 PM]: lol
Powel The Idiot [7:17:15 PM]: lol
Glamour Diva [7:17:29 PM]: you need money?
Powel The Idiot [7:17:43 PM]: loooooooool
Powel The Idiot [7:17:47 PM]: =))
Glamour Diva [7:17:58 PM]: guess thats a yes?
Powel The Idiot [7:20:01 PM]: why did u ask that kind of question?
Glamour Diva [7:20:44 PM]: lol i was just kidding
Powel The Idiot [7:21:14 PM]: well i am my own company
Powel The Idiot [7:21:44 PM]: i deal with buying and selling of electronics and i have company in uk and also in africa
Glamour Diva [7:22:27 PM]: i know sweetheart, you told me
Powel The Idiot [7:22:42 PM]: better
Powel The Idiot [7:22:56 PM]: i willbe traveling to africa tommrow honey
Powel The Idiot [7:23:22 PM]: i will be leaving london tomorrow morning
Glamour Diva [7:24:30 PM]: you need to leave now?
Powel The Idiot [7:24:42 PM]: nop
Powel The Idiot [7:24:55 PM]: im just telling u my love
Glamour Diva [7:25:31 PM]: ok! so are you bring me back something nice?
Powel The Idiot [7:26:32 PM]: sure my promise u my love
Powel The Idiot [7:26:42 PM]: the lion skin
Glamour Diva [7:27:42 PM]: LION SKIN!
Powel The Idiot [7:28:30 PM]: yes
Powel The Idiot [7:28:30 PM]: lol
Glamour Diva [7:29:09 PM]: no. i don’t want a lion skin!
Powel The Idiot [7:29:43 PM]: lol
Powel The Idiot [7:29:50 PM]: so what did u want me to get u my love?
Glamour Diva [7:30:35 PM]: i don’t know...a nice fertility statue or some of that pretty African cloth?
Powel The Idiot [7:31:13 PM]: okay
Powel The Idiot [7:31:18 PM]: i know what to get u my love
Powel The Idiot [7:32:04 PM]: i don't fear insects or spiders. At great heights, I jump off, smiling. In the face of death I wink. But, when I look into your eyes, I'm in fear of how much I love you
Glamour Diva [7:32:07 PM]: lol thank you
Powel The Idiot [7:32:56 PM]: i chose to love you in silence, for in silence I find no rejection. I chose to love you in your loneliness, for in your loneliness no one owns you, but me
Glamour Diva [7:33:22 PM]: where did you copy that?
Powel The Idiot [7:33:36 PM]: from my heart
Glamour Diva [7:33:55 PM]: really?
Powel The Idiot [7:34:03 PM]: yes
Powel The Idiot [7:34:04 PM]: why?
Powel The Idiot [7:34:12 PM]: not good right
Powel The Idiot [7:34:13 PM]: ?
Glamour Diva [7:34:28 PM]: LOL no it's very pretty
Powel The Idiot [7:34:49 PM]: lol
Powel The Idiot [7:35:34 PM]: i love uuuuuuuuuuuuu
Glamour Diva [7:36:05 PM]: i can’t tell you i love you. i need more time to get to know you
Powel The Idiot [7:36:34 PM]: i know hw u feel honey
Powel The Idiot [7:36:40 PM]: and i understand
Glamour Diva [7:37:53 PM]: good because i think i could really like you
Powel The Idiot [7:38:04 PM]: cool
Powel The Idiot [7:39:39 PM]: so hw did u want me to love u
Powel The Idiot [7:39:40 PM]: ?
Glamour Diva [7:39:53 PM]: gently
Powel The Idiot [7:40:06 PM]: unconditionaly
Glamour Diva [7:40:51 PM]: that too
Powel The Idiot [7:41:21 PM]: hw will u love me?
Glamour Diva [7:41:36 PM]: anyway you want
Powel The Idiot [7:41:58 PM]: i want u tolove me the same way that i love u
Glamour Diva [7:42:41 PM]: i have no problem with that baby
Powel The Idiot [7:42:52 PM]: that nice
Glamour Diva [7:43:48 PM]: i really need honesty in my relationships as well as lots of affection and affirmation
Powel The Idiot [7:44:02 PM]: me too
Powel The Idiot [7:44:07 PM]: i also need that honey
Powel The Idiot [7:44:14 PM]: i need true love
Glamour Diva [7:44:48 PM]: are you willing to work at finding that love?
Powel The Idiot [7:45:37 PM]: not realy
Glamour Diva [7:46:19 PM]: no?
Powel The Idiot [7:46:42 PM]: i will do anything to find true love
Powel The Idiot [7:47:00 PM]: but i dont need to work hard for it anymore
Powel The Idiot [7:47:19 PM]: b'cos i have found u Glamour Diva
Glamour Diva [7:48:06 PM]: LOL
Powel The Idiot [7:50:48 PM]: i am very right abt that my love
Glamour Diva [7:50:51 PM]: i like that baby
Powel The Idiot [7:51:04 PM]: loving u will be my work from now on
Glamour Diva [7:51:47 PM]: well we will see
Powel The Idiot [7:52:12 PM]: sure
Powel The Idiot [7:52:21 PM]: we will surely see good things
Powel The Idiot [7:52:34 PM]: hw did u feel abt my having a child
Glamour Diva [7:53:04 PM]: i don’t mind that
Powel The Idiot [7:53:13 PM]: that is nice
Powel The Idiot [7:53:24 PM]: im sure my son will be very nice to u
Glamour Diva [7:56:22 PM]: lol he's going to be jealous. he won't want to share you
Powel The Idiot [7:56:37 PM]: lol
Powel The Idiot [7:56:53 PM]: that will not be a problem for him my love
Glamour Diva [7:57:38 PM]: and why not? he's a little kid and he's had you all to himself his whole life
Powel The Idiot [7:57:59 PM]: well i will have to deal with that my love
Glamour Diva [7:59:07 PM]: LOL
Powel The Idiot [7:59:35 PM]: that is the fact honey
Powel The Idiot [7:59:43 PM]: he will be very happy to meet u
Glamour Diva [8:00:14 PM]: why? does he love black women to?
Powel The Idiot [8:00:39 PM]: my son is also like me
Powel The Idiot [8:00:50 PM]: think possitive always
Glamour Diva [8:02:20 PM]: LOL does he see his mother very often?
Powel The Idiot [8:04:46 PM]: he has a very bad mother
Powel The Idiot [8:05:08 PM]: she left after i saw her making love with another man and she never come back
Glamour Diva [8:06:01 PM]: so he's never seen her after that?
Powel The Idiot [8:06:17 PM]: yes
Powel The Idiot [8:06:29 PM]: he was also hurt badly
Glamour Diva [8:08:15 PM]: how old was he?
Glamour Diva [8:08:24 PM]: when she left?
Powel The Idiot [8:08:41 PM]: 4 years of age
Powel The Idiot [8:08:52 PM]: a very mad mother
Glamour Diva [8:09:04 PM]: that is soooo sad! poor baby!
Powel The Idiot [8:09:44 PM]: that islife
Glamour Diva [8:14:18 PM]: still there?
Powel The Idiot [8:14:31 PM]: yes honey im here
Powel The Idiot [8:15:14 PM]: just waiting for u to talk
BUZZ!
Glamour Diva [8:15:58 PM]: ok sorry!
Powel The Idiot [8:16:18 PM]: cool
Powel The Idiot [8:16:26 PM]: what have u been thinking my love
Glamour Diva [8:16:33 PM]: you
Powel The Idiot [8:16:40 PM]: wow
Powel The Idiot [8:16:44 PM]: r u sure?
Powel The Idiot [8:16:49 PM]: and what r u thinking
Glamour Diva [8:17:39 PM]: i was just wondering if things would work out that’s all
Powel The Idiot [8:18:33 PM]: i am very sure Glamour Diva things will work out fine
Powel The Idiot [8:18:42 PM]: let be possitive okay
Glamour Diva [8:18:54 PM]: okay! do you have any pictures you could send me?
Glamour Diva [8:19:11 PM]: how tall are you?
Powel The Idiot [8:19:30 PM]: 6.1 fit
Powel The Idiot [8:19:33 PM]: and u?
Glamour Diva [8:20:24 PM]: 5 feet 4 inches
Powel The Idiot [8:20:33 PM]: that is nice
Powel The Idiot [8:20:45 PM]: yes i will send u some pics okay
Glamour Diva [8:21:09 PM]: now?
Powel The Idiot [8:21:22 PM]: yes
Glamour Diva [8:22:59 PM]: cool!
Powel The Idiot [8:29:45 PM]: accept the file
Glamour Diva [8:30:42 PM]: i dont think i can do that on the mac version. can you email it?
Powel The Idiot [8:35:34 PM]: my love r u there?
Glamour Diva [8:36:36 PM]: yes!
Powel The Idiot [8:36:58 PM]: accept the file
BUZZ!
Glamour Diva [8:37:58 PM]: dont think i can do that on the mac version. can you email it?
Powel The Idiot [8:38:10 PM]: okay i will
Glamour Diva [8:40:35 PM]: thanks baby
Glamour Diva [8:49:50 PM]: i GOT IT!
Powel The Idiot [8:50:27 PM]: ok
Glamour Diva [8:52:30 PM]: thank you baby
Powel The Idiot [8:52:41 PM]: did u like it
Glamour Diva [8:53:09 PM]: yes but i have 2 questions
Powel The Idiot [8:53:19 PM]: ok
Glamour Diva [8:54:23 PM]: the pic in the car, why do you look so sad. and the second one, who was the other person in the pic with you? a girlfriend you don’t want me to see? LOL
Powel The Idiot [8:55:20 PM]: lol
Powel The Idiot [8:55:37 PM]: i was not that looking sad honey
Powel The Idiot [8:55:44 PM]: and also the second one
Powel The Idiot [8:56:05 PM]: the second persona beside me is a man not a woman
Glamour Diva [8:56:43 PM]: LOL oh so he was your boyfriend?
Powel The Idiot [8:57:09 PM]: just a friend
Glamour Diva [8:57:31 PM]: ok.
Glamour Diva [8:57:49 PM]: are you ready for bed yet? what time is your flight?
Powel The Idiot [8:59:01 PM]: yes my love
Powel The Idiot [8:59:12 PM]: i will be going to bed any time from now
Glamour Diva [8:59:29 PM]: ok well have a safe flight tomorrow
Powel The Idiot [8:59:34 PM]: okay
Powel The Idiot [8:59:43 PM]: i love u with all my heart
Powel The Idiot [8:59:56 PM]: i will try to come online and talk to u tomorrow
Glamour Diva [9:00:12 PM]: you are too sweet to me. i want a kiss on the cheek when you get back home okay?
Glamour Diva [9:00:28 PM]: good! i'll speak to you tomorrow
Powel The Idiot [9:01:04 PM]: okay
Powel The Idiot [9:01:06 PM]: miss ya
Powel The Idiot [9:01:16 PM]: pls take good care of urself
Glamour Diva [9:01:37 PM]: i will! good night sweet Powel! bye!
Powel The Idiot [9:01:50 PM]: ok
Powel The Idiot [9:01:57 PM]: never say bye Glamour Diva
Powel The Idiot [9:02:04 PM]: all u have to say is talk to u latter
Glamour Diva [9:02:20 PM]: talk to later Powel

Now I know you’re reading this and you’re thinking, gee Ms. GD, he seems nice and you seem like you’re really into him. Is it really that bad? It couldn’t have turned out THAT bad!?!? All I can say is stay damned tuned… – GD