I’ve been meaning to write this for a while but never got around to it. But this evening, while looking over my list of “To Rent” Bollywood movies, I noticed that I’d already checked off Garam Masala (an Akshay Kumar vehicle) and it reminded me that I owe Arjun Rampal a huge apology! In a previous entry I wrote that Mr. Rampal was the Keanu Reeves of India. Well I don’t mind saying that I was wrong…dead wrong Dear Readers.

Mr. Rampal, while lacking in many basic acting skills, is still leaps and bounds ahead of the hot ass mess known as John Abraham ! Jesus, Mary and Joseph (Or Ganesha, Parvati and Shiva, if ya Hindu!) he is by far the worst actor I have ever had the misfortune to watch! Jumping Jehosaphat AND Jiminy Crickets ya’ll! I mean at least Arjun and Keanu are stunningly gorgeous, which makes up for their woodenness and justifies the ticket price/rental fee. Mr. Abraham, however, is simply so-so and should never have been offered a movie deal! Just how awful must he be if he can manage to make a stinker like Zinda reek even more? Damn Awful baby! [Message to Sanjay Gupta: If you’re going to copy a movie almost scene for scene the least you can do is make it good! You owe it to the people you stole the idea from as well as the millions of people who love the original!]

I could go on and on about how hateful Mr. Abraham is for making us all suffer through his performances but the point of this entry is not to trash talk Johnny boy but to apologize to Arjun for maligning his acting talent so badly – I apologize Mr. Rampal . As long as John Abraham lives you will never be the worst actor in India…or even the world for that matter! Please forgive me?

Hey Abhishek …Aishwarya who? Call me…;-) – GD