Tasty Monday...This is what Henry Higgins would Look like if he were hot!
NAME: Dr. Drew Pinsky AGE: 47
HEIGHT: Dunno
WEIGHT: Dunno
WHY SUSHI SHOULD BE EATEN OFF HIM? I know he’s happily married but a girl can dream can’t she?!?!?!?!? Besides, he’s adorable and he knows a lot about sex which is Ms. GD’s favorite subject!
FROM WHAT PART OF HIS BODY SHOULD YOU EAT THE SUSHI? This is a hard one because I’ve never seen him naked. It doesn’t look as though he has a pot belly so I’ll say chest
WHERE SHOULD YOU BE WHEN YOU EAT THE SUSHI OFF HIM? In a "no tell motel", far away from his wife! (Disclaimer – Ms. GD does not advocate adultery in any form so don’t shoot me in the temple Mrs. Pinsky!)
WHEN SHOULD YOU EAT SUSHI OFF HIM? I don’t know! I suppose this choice is a bit esoteric but I just LOVE smart men! How can you not love a man who can speak about sex in so much detail without boring you to tears or making you feel like a complete perv? And the sexy salt and pepper hair and wire rim glasses aren’t what I’d call a turn off either…
HOW SHOULD YOU EAT SUSHI OFF HIM? Quickly; before his wife finds you! (Disclaimer – Ms. GD does not advocate adultery in any form so don’t stab me in the chest Mrs. Pinsky!)
PROPENSITY FOR VIOLENCE: Very low. Dr. Drew is an educator, not a fighter. Also, there’s the matter of that Hippocratic Oath he took…
STALKER QUOTIENT: -100 (increases exponentially if he thinks you might not be practicing safe sex)
SHOULD/COULD/WOULD YOU QUIT YOUR JOB FOR HIM? Um…no. Did I mention he was happily married?
IS HE WORTH BEING PHOTOGRAPHED GIVING KARL ROVE A TONGUE BATH WHILE BEING ANALLY PROBED BY RICK SANTORUM? I don’t know what Dr. Drew’s political affiliation is but I sense he would never…EVER want you to do anything that would compromise your health or your dignity!
IF HE WANTED TO USE YOUR PLACE AS A SAFEHOUSE WHILE AVOIDING CAPTURE AND CERTAIN PROSECUTION BY THE FEDS FOR BITCH SLAPPING ALL THE CURRENT UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT JUSTICES, WOULD YOU LET HIM STAY, TELL HIM TO GET THE HELL ON, OR TURN HIM IN? See answer to previous question
WOULD YOU HELP HIM FENCE STOLEN ART? He can ask Mrs. Pinsky to do that shizzle…
Fun Facts – Did you know that Dr. Drew likes to play the piano and sing opera? He’s a baritone and trained as a singer for 12 years! – GD
