Eeeeeeewwwww!

I don’t know who I feel most sorry for – the young woman in the picture or me for having had this photo burned into my retinas from now until the end of damn time! What circle of hell have we entered when poor, defenseless women are mauled and manhandled by mouth breathing rap moguls (I refuse to believe she’s enjoying that)? I don’t know and I don’t think Dante would know either! Let’s see…Upper or Lower Hell? Oh my, definitely Lower Hell!

There are just so many circles where “Diddy” would feel right at home:

CIRCLE 7.1 – Violence Against Neighbors (I consider it a violent act every time I am forced to listen to him try and fail to spit a verse)
CIRCLE 7.3.3 – Violence Against Art (Talk about fucking it up for everyone…)
CIRCLE 8.1 – Pimps, Panderers, and Seducers (Well…)
CIRCLE 8.5 – Grafters (His whole “career” is nothing but graft!)
CIRCLE 8 – Sowers of Discord/Scandal/Schism (There are those who know the truth and then there are the infidels who claim to love him and everything he’s done for Hip Hop)

Too bad there are only nine circles but then Dante was never forced to gaze upon the slack-jawed visage of “The Diddy”. Lucky stiff… - GD

*Photo stolen from Young, Black, and Fabulous *